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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Before Bashir finishes this was my score. Hopefully I beat him or I'll lose izzat.

Edit: he only got like 3700 average, take that you muslim faggot!
 
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Jet told twins that they are in "Objective: Survive"-mode a couple days ago. Since then they have
  • Collaborated with a sex offender
  • Tried selling all their dirty socks to Aryeh
  • Had their sister stop them from giving an apartment tour
  • Invited a random fan onto a video call on stream
  • Told people to DM them to purchase a bunch of their clothes and belonging
  • Argued with chat a 2nd time about the morality of selling their dirty socks, saying Bashir would say "You never know what God wills"
Mission is not going well.
 
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"Bingo has a crush on Vimp, I saw the twinkle in her eyes"
"No, we always have a twinkle in our eyes. See?"
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It's pretty serendipitous that Season 5 had a loose 00's aesthetic and the aftermath streams have all been justin.tv levels of scuffed.
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Heres the picture that Edmund Mcmillan drew of the Twins from the care package he sent them
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And the one he drew of Jet
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Plus one of their cats
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Edmund has already reached out to them to add their voices to Mewgenics according to Bongo, they just have to record their lines and send them in

Jet told twins that they are in "Objective: Survive"-mode a couple days ago. Since then they have
  • Collaborated with a sex offender
  • Tried selling all their dirty socks to Aryeh
  • Told people to DM them to purchase a bunch of their clothes and belonging
  • Argued with chat a 2nd time about the morality of selling their dirty socks, saying Bashir would say "You never know what God wills"
Mission is not going well.
They did say after their kick chat bullied them about selling socks that they would now only sell their socks for 3000$ per pair (up from 100$ per pair)
Dumbgay had massively negative influence on them, he showed them they can sell literally anything and people will buy it
 
Online Shopping + Casting Vids
kick.com/jetnep and from fishtank.live
the first two parts he was having some issues
Watch Jet go shopping on amazon to decorate the house. After that watch Ben and Jet review casting vids from potential fish. even letty and laura join the fun.
his try #1

his try #2

Part 1 of actual stream

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10
 
Bashir accidentally shows his DMs on stream, however there's not much of anything interesting other than a Kiwifarms attachment link.
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Online Shopping + Casting Vids
kick.com/jetnep and from fishtank.live
the first two parts he was having some issues
Watch Jet go shopping on amazon to decorate the house. After that watch Ben and Jet review casting vids from potential fish. even letty and laura join the fun.
his try #1
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his try #2
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Part 1 of actual stream
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fuckin spooky ass letty
 
One was about James drake going native and degrading himself, another was about Landon finally becoming a man. Neither really happened, but they got 80% there. If a few things went differently, there'd have been a more coherent narrative for these characters.
Drake pissed and shat himself on command on live camera and choked out two tiny autistic girls for 50K. The fact that he doesn't feel he's degraded himself because he didn't drop the N bomb goes to show how fucking degraded both he and society in general is. I'd say it's a pretty complete story arc.
 
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