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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Drake pissed and shat himself on command on live camera and choked out two tiny autistic girls for 50K. The fact that he doesn't feel he's degraded himself because he didn't drop the N bomb goes to show how fucking degraded both he and society in general is. I'd say it's a pretty complete story arc.
This is why having a handful of normies to balance out the autists is needed every season. It's crazy what these guys will do or will think is right. You never really know where the line they draw is.
 
Earlier, I wrote a very nice TTS to Bashir talking to him about faith and God and MINTS REFUNDED IT IN FAVOR OF SPAM OF SHIT THROWING COMPETITION.

This is also God's will in an odd way.

Which meants it's ALSO God's will for me to say, FUCK YOU MINTS.

I PITY SUCH A CREATURE AS THEE.
I PITY YOU FOR NOT KNOWING WHEN YOU ARE GIVEN MERCY OR FORGIVENESS BY OTHERS.
I PITY YOU FOR NOT SEEING THE SOLUTIONS TO YOUR PROBLEMS RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FAT FACE.
I PITY YOUR NEED TO SEND THOUSANDS OF MEEK, COWARDLY MESSAGES TO PEOPLE TO MAKE YOURSELF FEEL SOMETHING, FOR YOU ARE NOTHING.
YOUR ONLY PRODUCT OF SUBSTANCE IS THE FAT GOO IN YOUR LOWER HALF.
YOU HAVE NO HEART, YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SOUL TO THE BEAST.
YOU ARE SCARCELY A MAN, YET WORSE THAN THAT, YOU SEEK NOT TO BECOME ONE. YOU NEVER IMPROVE.
I FORGIVE YOU FOR BEING YOUR RETARDED SELF, BUT KNOW I PITY THEE.
I PITY THEE

I PRAY THAT NONE HERE EVER BE AS FAGGY AS MINTS.

FUCK YOU, MINTS!!!
mints won
 
Bashir accidentally shows his DMs on stream, however there's not much of anything interesting other than a Kiwifarms attachment link.
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You guys getting in the way of Meis love quest are just cruel.
Jet told twins that they are in "Objective: Survive"-mode a couple days ago. Since then they have
  • Collaborated with a sex offender
  • Tried selling all their dirty socks to Aryeh
  • Had their sister stop them from giving an apartment tour
  • Invited a random fan onto a video call on stream
  • Told people to DM them to purchase a bunch of their clothes and belonging
  • Argued with chat a 2nd time about the morality of selling their dirty socks, saying Bashir would say "You never know what God wills"
Mission is not going well.
Its crazy the female Aryehs are just as autistic and clueleess as the original one.
 
Freddy update if anyone cares: half of his music seems to be taken down due to a takedown by his former bandmate (band seems to have split up). Only youtube uploads are left
 
Frank said on the stream him and Burt did the other day that Sam doesn't want to be involved in fishtank anymore because he doesn't agree with the values it encourages in young men as a man and christian. But fishtank only started 3 years ago, Sam was the same then as now. He was fine bullying retards for a chronically online show watched by autistic losers, and only had a problem with it when someone like Burt got popular. I really don't get these christcuck losers who are horrible people but think its ok because they pray and aren't homo or something.

TLDR Sam Hyde is a faggot
I still can't believe that he decided to distance himself from fishtank so he can go and interview creatures like this to try to make his grifty online show work
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It's all part of the right-wing grift. Never trust people perfectly willing to do vile shit and fully mean it, then make a scene out of praying it off or pretending to do other religious shit. It reeks of snake oil and insincerity. I sincerely doubt God's forgiveness works like the fucking AEZAKMI cheat code.
 
people that have emotional issues of particular sorts that make them vulnerable to psychological manipulation isn't surprising.
You don't have to be a military psyops expert or psycho psychologist to use them, these people are psycho and have learned these techniques against other people their entire life in everyday life. Then you have the psychos that make it their work and occupation to figure out how to emotionally manipulate and blackmail people, like in the army for psyops against the enemy, against the soldiers to make them obedient killers, in the public media to manipulate public opinion, by the people that make prostitution into a business by figuring how to turn men into simps of prostitutes, by companies that have vested interest in it everywhere from the media, advertising, online prostitution, gaming and gambling. And you have people that are so sick that they enjoy and derive sexual pleasure from fucking with other people, I'm sure there's not a small amount of them in the production of whatever this show is and in the audience too (and here in this thread, saying I'm insane for saying all this). The kind of people that would use their authority position to have people imprisoned against their will and medically experimented on, or just tortured for their sadistic pleasure. Psychopathic sadists that figure out how to inflict torture without consequences.
You need to get offline, go to gym, and take walks in nature. This victim mindset and sitting online feeding yourself woe is me bullshit and forming parasocial relationships with retards in a fish show has turned you into an embarrassment of a person who doesn't even realize how retarded it is to sperg like this for multiple pages. If you refuse to fix your life at least shut the fuck up about it. Mentally weak people like you piss me off.
 
I was reminded of it. But a bit of a blast from the past, this still rings in my head as one of the greatest Fishtank Edits to have ever graced the show. (Crazy how lively Alex looks in this). For all its ups and downs S3 was still the peak of Fishtank.
 
Out of curiosity, is there a way to see how many users have each of the different passes? I’m intrigued to know how many people actually paid $100/month for the basement pass specifically
 
Out of curiosity, is there a way to see how many users have each of the different passes? I’m intrigued to know how many people actually paid $100/month for the basement pass specifically
Jet said on the last day or the day after the final that they need the goo for the basement people and said there was 200 people in the basement plan. Jet wants to send one goo to each basement pass person, and he said they needed 200.
 
Out of curiosity, is there a way to see how many users have each of the different passes? I’m intrigued to know how many people actually paid $100/month for the basement pass specifically
No, however when Jet said to save some goo for basement chat, he said to put aside about 100.

Edit: sniped by mints...
 
Jet said on the last day or the day after the final that they need the goo for the basement people and said there was 200 people in the basement plan. Jet wants to send one goo to each basement pass person, and he said they needed 200.
IIRC he said there was about 188 after the season ended and was shocked that many had stuck around
 
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