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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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Jet, Ben and Letty are...somewhere, doing...something, so everyone is killing time on the couch.
 
So they negotiated to trade Kevin with Diamond and both crews are livestreaming right now on their way to the dead drop.

This is so stupid but I don't think I've ever watched something like this from both perspectives before, it's amazing.
 
Diamond's cameraman is so fucking gay holy shit.
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Edit: Diamond breaks the deal and drives off with Kevin, threatening revenge on Jet Neptune.


Edit: I tried reuploading a reduced filesize webm and now attachments are just broken for me and my uploads don't work.
Edit 2: It works now :)
 
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Kevin has been given to Diamond as a peace offering.

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About to leave...

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Diamond spots Jet. Starts chimping out.

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Kevin starts cursing out Aryeh as Diamond drives off.

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Jet tells Diamond she is giving him a panic attack.

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Step out of the car sir said:
Onlyusememop incoming, landon really shouldn’t drink ever again
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This! If he associates his likability with drinking, he's gonna fall all the way down the bottle—trust me, I know.

That aside, I'm kind of an intellectual guy, and seeing Bashir do pussy numbers had me thinking about myself. I did a lot better back in the day when I was a pretentious, well-dressed prude. I did big numbers back then, and it really is different now. Like, being a degenerate is so normal that being square really does seem to make you stand out in a crowd like I don't think it ever did before.

I'm kind of a loner and a thinker and a man of ideas now forbidden in polite society, the society in which I work and the society in which I live.
 
malt ipecac said:
This! If he associates his likability with drinking, he's gonna fall all the way down the bottle—trust me, I know.

That aside, I'm kind of an intellectual guy, and seeing Bashir do pussy numbers had me thinking about myself. I did a lot better back in the day when I was a pretentious, well-dressed prude. I did big numbers back then, and it really is different now. Like, being a degenerate is so normal that being square really does seem to make you stand out in a crowd like I don't think it ever did before.

I'm kind of a loner and a thinker and a man of ideas now forbidden in polite society, the society in which I work and the society in which I live.
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Thank you for the Nigger Lain translation. Really puts his drunken psyche into perspective

The wiggers are talking about going to a bar with emo night, as Damiel said “I think that’s the bar Binx always be at.” Oh no.
 
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