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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
They should have just gone through a bit more effort to find contractors that were comfortable signing up to be on camera with TTS (I bet the vast majority would enjoy it) so they could keep the house cams up as an alternate. Even the house owners became fun to watch in the short time they were on camera, I'm sure whoever is fixing up the house could have become a mini-cast during all this.
 
Tuned into Diamond's stream after Fishtank went down, she's super familiar with the Soundcloud rap scene and a lot of guys Christ/Acid Soulja collab with. Non-zero chance she ends up at the Christ show with Jet tonight by coincidence lmao.
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
IRL streaming just isn't their forte. The longer this goes on the more embarrassing it will be. Go back to doing stuff in the house Jet.
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But this has been good? What standard are we applying to this that they are falling short of? It's IRL streaming, like Fishtank it just is whatever you make it. In that way how do you "embarrass" yourself?
 
bookers said:
binx w tonight.
this bar is much better for them than the shit theyve been trying to do
she lives in the area and knows whats up and where to go and they've slept on that just because of binx derangement syndrome of chat
you dont even have to like binx to know that this is the move.

try to explain why im wrong: you cant
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Walking around and failing is better than binx, she aint gonna fuck you bro
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
But this has been good? What standard are we applying to this that they are falling short of? It's IRL streaming, like Fishtank it just is whatever you make it. In that way how do you "embarrass" yourself?
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Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
IRL streaming just isn't their forte. The longer this goes on the more embarrassing it will be. Go back to doing stuff in the house Jet.
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Yeah IDK I've actually been enjoying this, but as I've noted before I enjoy a lot of the irony bro shit. I do think even separated from this though it's decent stuff even if it falls into the Kickslop IRL territory.
 
Diamond found two new member for her gang a wigger and a guy named Hugh. Tell me this Hugh guy ain't crazy looking.
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I gotta give it to Diamond here, she is not built for Fishtank but she's killing it doing this IRL stream
bookers said:
diamondtank W.
jet is completely fucking mogged

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sit around at the beach and look dejected while trying to see what diamond is doing
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I don't really blame Jet for being burned out, he is entirely new to IRL streaming, but this is his own fault. He chooses to stream his vacation so people expect some entertainment will come out of it. He should've bring someone like Bliccy or made peace with Diamond and stream together but instead he brought Binx who only viral clip is her being mugged. He is really out of his depth here.
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I agree with this guy here, Fishtank is an entirely different kind of entertainment. The IP2 style stream we currently having with Diamond here won't end well.
 
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Crossposting as this also serves as a recap of Bashir's stream tonight
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This is not a joke. Earlier tonight, Bashir fired up another Kick stream (VOD). The first portion of the stream included him talking with Vimp, a freeloader from this past season of Fishtank whom he was close to during his time on the show. She is a possibly retarded Moldovan e-girl who has been selling shit she stole from the house on eBay. They rate his outfits he wore on the show. He plans to open a discord server tomorrow. Mei also got into a minor spat with some fellow bashbabes, but...
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Hugh getting tattoos is content, but at this point it's just recreating Bumfights and while it's entertaining, it's pretty fucked.
Mark Twain TTS'd in and asked how much to get his name tattooed on Hugh and his response was $500
 
I am just going to point out jet's stream turned to shit as soon as binx joined. We now have more than enough instances of this to without a doubt say binx ruins everything.
 
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