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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
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>Binx
>Damiel
>Aryeh
>Wiggers
>Clout chasing demon form Letty

They should bring in Ricky to complete my own personal nightmare stream
He's in Florida and Aryeh already mentioned it to Jet so you may get your wish.

Diamond Gang is awake and moving before noon while Crazy Gang doesn't even have a stream up yet. Diamond gangs current plan is to hang out outside of a reptile expo with signs that say "Jet Neptune kills sea turtles". They also might be going to pick up Hugh the homeless guy from last night.
 
Diamond found two new member for her gang a wigger and a guy named Hugh. Tell me this Hugh guy ain't crazy looking.
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I gotta give it to Diamond here, she is not built for Fishtank but she's killing it doing this IRL stream

I don't really blame Jet for being burned out, he is entirely new to IRL streaming, but this is his own fault. He chooses to stream his vacation so people expect some entertainment will come out of it. He should've bring someone like Bliccy or made peace with Diamond and stream together but instead he brought Binx who only viral clip is her being mugged. He is really out of his depth here.
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I agree with this guy here, Fishtank is an entirely different kind of entertainment. The IP2 style stream we currently having with Diamond here won't end well.
I agree as well. Outside of the tank Jet seems so helpless

IDK. He’s a degenerate gooner but he’s a traumatized r9k kid that got a decent amount of clout and money. He makes awful decisions but none of them fall out of the line of what could be expected from that

Without Sam ruling over things most of the venom was gone last season. It’s why the ending was shocking.

I could never see him getting to Blade / Larson / whoever levels of depravity, let alone that level outside of the confines of a house. It’s gonna be weenie hut junior irl and that’s ok imo

We have diamond to watch as the CRAZIEST crazy gang spin-off. Apparently a Fishtank contestant will be showing up tonight
 
Watching Diamond Gang.
Kevin is getting mutilated in the Kick chat, many accusations of homosexuality.
He says he can't go home because he was relying on Jet getting him a bus or plane ticket, he's afraid to do it himself.
Giant flaming homo.
 
Diamondtank with Kev and Bums rules FUCK FISHTANK

Stole this from twitter - Kev kissing a homeless

Kev smoking with homeless (got meth'd up here)

 
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Diamond may have actually been peak in the tank if she hadn't came in so hot and gotten chased out near immediately. This harassing jet irl stream she's decided on is great, I love seeing jet get treated like a dork.
 
This offseason has been pretty lame. I think Jet wanted to go hard into the Kick stream direction while also saying IRL streamers are gay and trying to be ironic about it, but he's just doing gay content.
 
I already thought this Diamond angle was a work but now I'm convinced and honestly? I kneel.

I like everyone in this thread, I hope none of you go through the DM fag -> TG fag -> simp for a Fishtank contestant and reveal your history as a shota artist pipeline.
Don't worry Chuck-kun, I do all my freaky diddy ahh ahh blud gooning under extremely tight opsec pseudonyms, as God intended
 
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