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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Roak said:
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James Drake shares his opinion on Letty
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him mogging her and calling her beat would have been excellent because she was simping for him
missed opportunity

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prob posted before but this is funny af
both vimp and james drake gf are trying to fight diamond for whatever reason
 
David Spadem said:
There was a moment on the stream where Diamond said they were selling Plasma to get funds. Which in the most kino fucked up way I can think, they're getting Kevin to donate Plasma to help fund this shit, which would also explain why he's looking extra fucked up/woozy. Will try to find and clip it
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It's just more jokes. Jet is paying Diamond to troll them. https://x.com/BokchoyStream/status/2049134783314215221
 
The_Intimidator said:
Knowing what we now know about Claire, does the use of the phrase "Letty or Claire type stuff" mean the same thing happened with Letty?
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Jet is massively friend zoned by Letty and filled with sadness about it. Look at his face when he says 'you wouldn't touch me with a 10 foot pole' as they are doing the astrology bit.
He's settled for her being his BEST friend, unironically.
 
Nottafed said:
Jet is massively friend zoned by Letty and filled with sadness about it. Look at his face when he says 'you wouldn't touch me with a 10 foot pole' as they are doing the astrology bit.
He's settled for her being his BEST friend, unironically.
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he should switch his focus to mints, the ginger would never betray him like that and with those hips he would shoot out babies no problem yumm
 
bookers said:
betty talked about this stuff after season 1 and was why she got blacklisted
saying everyone was in pvd doing whippets and degenerate stuff
like yeah that stuff happens but why would people like abi/shadi/claire/whoever act surprised about it
and for people like shadi in particular like it's obviously just an angle for her

she doesnt give a fuck about doing whatever, she banged jimmy then monkey branched to jon and after his dude house shit she was talking shit about that but living at the house with that love america guy who was involved with it and fucking him so

shadi just a drama cow and i respect it, it can be funny but impossible to take her seriously when she just as grimey as everyone else, if not more.
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Jet could have just avoided all of this by just not using the show as his casting couch and sleeping with the contestants.
 
Homeboy Bob Proctor said:

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A day of peace for Kevins birthday, hopefully Crazy gang pulls up and gives Kevin a ps5 that diamond can sell at the pawn shop to fund clout house.
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Hood neutrality. THUGS HONOR.

Alright, Diamond has won me over. The borderline snuff films she's making with Kevin donating plasma, huffing poppers with the homeless, and being her sex slave, and the whole Jet fucks sea creatures' propaganda, has redeemed her for that terrible 5-minute performance in Season 5. This is a funny angle.
 
JeffreyMaxwell said:
Hood neutrality. THUGS HONOR.

Alright, Diamond has won me over. The borderline snuff films she's making with Kevin donating plasma, huffing poppers with the homeless, and being her sex slave, and the whole Jet fucks sea creatures' propaganda, has redeemed her for that terrible 5-minute performance in Season 5. This is a funny angle.
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A bingo bingo type contestant where it’s two people but it’s an obese dominatrix and her 130 lb male slave could be funny.

Now I’m thinking about a whole season of “themed” contestants. Freak show contestants. A contestant that barely speaks English (less than Shinji). A contestant with a limb or two missing. A contestant with Down syndrome. Bearded lady contestant. Tourette’s contestant (more than Blane). Insanely jacked body builder contestant. Blind contestant. Deaf contestant. 70 year old contestant. A literal clown contestant. And then one normal male/female contestant.
 
Akashic Retard said:
A bingo bingo type contestant where it’s two people but it’s an obese dominatrix and her 130 lb male slave could be funny.

Now I’m thinking about a whole season of “themed” contestants. Freak show contestants. A contestant that barely speaks English (less than Shinji). A contestant with a limb or two missing. A contestant with Down syndrome. Bearded lady contestant. Tourette’s contestant (more than Blane). Insanely jacked body builder contestant. Blind contestant. Deaf contestant. 70 year old contestant. A literal clown contestant. And then one normal male/female contestant.
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I actually did not like the midget dwarf but it was a nice two day experience.
 
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