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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764


Aryeh goes Drifting a second time. Starts at 0:48 seconds
MIA - Paper Planes in the background
 
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Since the night was pretty light in content (aside from Kev sinking further into depravity) here's a classic clip from S3, Frank Hassle gives Jeff (Bum Freeloader) some water but he's been ashing his cigerrettes in the bottle of water.
 
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As they say: A drunken ginger is right twice a bottle
E: I just realized nobody has mentioned this yet, but ever since Ben and Jet left mints has been on a bender and has spent the last 3-4 days constantly vomiting and shitting himself. He's thinking about going to urgent care and considered having Laura give him a saline IV but he's too scared of needles. I think he said he's lost about 8 pounds since Crazy Gang started.
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As they say: A drunken ginger is right twice a bottle
E: I just realized nobody has mentioned this yet, but ever since Ben and Jet left mints has been on a bender and has spent the last 3-4 days constantly vomiting and shitting himself. He's thinking about going to urgent care and considered having Laura give him a saline IV but he's too scared of needles. I think he said he's lost about 8 pounds since Crazy Gang started.
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I talk shit on Mints but I hope he pulls himself together and seeks medical attention so he doesn’t die. Dehydration can kill and if he’s shitting blood that’s incredibly concerning. If his shit is red, it’s not dire, that means the bleeding is external and it’s probably just some sort of anal fissure or ruptured hemorrhoid. If his shit is black he should GO TO A DOCTOR ASAP, as that signifies internal bleeding
 
How has the post-season content been? I usually drop off once the show ends, but I am seeing clips of Jet pop up on my Twitter feed occassionally from where he's been streaming lately.
It's been a mix of pure unfiltered autism meeting total degeneracy, pro-wrestling kayfabe in IRL Streaming form, and Jet Neptune's bildungsroman as he faces the past demons of his ill-spent youth head on and looks towards an uncertain future.

In short, it's pure fucking kino, something for everyone there.
 
I'm going to ask a stupid question that I don't know has been answered or even talked about: Does Letty work for Kick?

What made me think of this was earlier I saw an interaction between her and Landon on Twitter wherein Landon was talking about using Rumble (for some reason) and Letty was telling him not to. On top of that all the Fish always talk about how Letty got them verified, shes in tight with that one streamers girlfriend who was on S5 who also seems to work for Kick? A lot of things pointing to her having more of an interest in Kick than just being a streamer there.

In looking into this I found out Kick was started by a guy who got his own start in Runescape gambling, which is tremendously gay

I talk shit on Mints but I hope he pulls himself together and seeks medical attention so he doesn’t die. Dehydration can kill and if he’s shitting blood that’s incredibly concerning. If his shit is red, it’s not dire, that means the bleeding is external and it’s probably just some sort of anal fissure or ruptured hemorrhoid. If his shit is black he should GO TO A DOCTOR ASAP, as that signifies internal bleeding
He mentioned having diarrhea the other day, so it's probably just from excessive wiping
 
I talk shit on Mints but I hope he pulls himself together and seeks medical attention so he doesn’t die. Dehydration can kill and if he’s shitting blood that’s incredibly concerning. If his shit is red, it’s not dire, that means the bleeding is external and it’s probably just some sort of anal fissure or ruptured hemorrhoid. If his shit is black he should GO TO A DOCTOR ASAP, as that signifies internal bleeding
Jesus Christ, Mints. You're supposed to be fixing up the house, not reenacting "Leaving Las Vegas" with Skank Hassle.

Seriously though, go take care of yourself. No one here actually hates you to the point they want you dead. It's all just shitpoasting. You're not Mr. Naked or Brandon the child groomer. You're just an annoying awkward nerd who reminds too many people of themselves. Your life is worth living.
 
Jesus Christ, Mints. You're supposed to be fixing up the house, not reenacting "Leaving Las Vegas" with Skank Hassle.

Seriously though, go take care of yourself. No one here actually hates you to the point they want you dead. It's all just shitpoasting. You're not Mr. Naked or Brandon the child groomer. You're just an annoying awkward nerd who reminds too many people of themselves. Your life is worth living.
This is hopefully a valuable lesson on the importance of drinking water and eating vegetables.
 
I hope Kev gets AIDS. Disgusting freak.

This is hopefully a valuable lesson on the importance of drinking water and eating vegetables.
Mints is the one doing SFX over the streams. Also we saw them accidentally turn the house cams on a few days ago. Mints isn't doing shit, they hired a team of people to clean/fix the house.
 
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