🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[tururu]

Kevin isn't even getting new followers on his Twitter. He's doing it for the love of the game. I think Jet needs to bring back Stream Stars so it exposes the worst part of the community. They should use it for vetting for real this time. Pedophiles, rapists, murderers, drug dealers are completely fine but I can't stand these people.

If there is no Sam to give the autists some bullshit arc, then they should just get normal guys like James and Bashir. Just two dudes beefing naturally because they are both competitive. When selecting autists; if they have a job or a hobby then it's the funny kind of autism, if they are unemployed it's the boring or annoying kind of autism. Freeloaders should be old/gay/trans/freak and criminal record is a nice-to-have. No more Beth, Laura, Bezo, Kevin types of people. No self-proclaimed autists, no stream stars.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

normal guys like James and Bashir

Bashir

Bashir is not normal by any stretch of the imagination.

 

[EmoMom]

Bashir is not normal by any stretch of the imagination.

I would even argue that James Drake isn’t that normal. He’s “normie” by tank standards but he’s most likely the weirdo in most groups because most guys aren’t still trying to be an actor at 36. He’s very close to “failure” territory between that, his divorce, and his frameless bed.

 

[The_Intimidator]

Bashir is not normal by any stretch of the imagination.

Do you think weebs and muslims are obscure secret clubs

 

[Blindeye]

If there is no Sam to give the autists some bullshit arc, then they should just get normal guys like James and Bashir.

That would suck so unbelievably hard and remove 90% of the reason to watch this show. The bullshit arcs were always fake and gay anyway and one of the main ways Sam ruined the flow of the show before

 

[Big Nasty]

I would even argue that James Drake isn’t that normal. He’s “normie” by tank standards but he’s most likely the weirdo in most groups because most guys aren’t still trying to be an actor at 36. He’s very close to “failure” territory between that, his divorce, and his frameless bed.

+ low key drinking problem

 

[Blackstar]

Tay revealed on her stream that after Bitchtank she was contacted by Leah, (the fat Aussie freeloader who Sam poured an energy drink on then kicked off) who asked her if she had gotten a UTI from her time on Fishtank because apparently multiple of the Bitchtank girls got them.

 

[Dick Nosed]

I hope Kev gets AIDS. Disgusting freak.


Mints is the one doing SFX over the streams. Also we saw them accidentally turn the house cams on a few days ago. Mints isn't doing shit, they hired a team of people to clean/fix the house.

Would you trust mints to do any kind of repairs?

Imagine that retard trying to even just paint a wall. He would topple off a step-stool like a bowling pin.

 

[ElAbominacion]

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As they say: A drunken ginger is right twice a bottle
E: I just realized nobody has mentioned this yet, but ever since Ben and Jet left mints has been on a bender and has spent the last 3-4 days constantly vomiting and shitting himself. He's thinking about going to urgent care and considered having Laura give him a saline IV but he's too scared of needles. I think he said he's lost about 8 pounds since Crazy Gang started.
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He is completely wrong, though. There is a very small subset of degens who like the Kevin shit going on. There is also an incredibly strong subset of viewers who absolutely hate Aryeh singing or doing anything at all (I'm not accounting for everyone here). I'm in the latter camp. The only thing I want to see Aryeh in is a contest similar to the 'Hurt Burt' challenge, where he gets punched, mocked, and derided.

Aryeh is a fucking pervert and animal torturer; we don't need MORE of this asshole's content. I'd be fine watching anyone else drift cars and shit. Aryeh makes it anti-fun, in fact.

Chud to Chad would have been a thousand times better with anyone other than Aryeh.

 

[Dick Nosed]

I'm going to ask a stupid question that I don't know has been answered or even talked about: Does Letty work for Kick?

What made me think of this was earlier I saw an interaction between her and Landon on Twitter wherein Landon was talking about using Rumble (for some reason) and Letty was telling him not to. On top of that all the Fish always talk about how Letty got them verified, shes in tight with that one streamers girlfriend who was on S5 who also seems to work for Kick? A lot of things pointing to her having more of an interest in Kick than just being a streamer there.

In looking into this I found out Kick was started by a guy who got his own start in Runescape gambling, which is tremendously gay


He mentioned having diarrhea the other day, so it's probably just from excessive wiping

She makes most her money off of kick but is not a direct employee. Think of it like popular streamers on twitch throwing a word in to help a friend get into the partner program or something. If the streaming site sees you make them cash they will listen to you hoping you bring in more cashcow streamers.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

In looking into this I found out Kick was started by a guy who got his own start in Runescape gambling, which is tremendously gay

I've said this before, Runescape is the root of all Internet degeneracy. I didn't know Eddie/Trainwrecks did Runescape in the past though. Ice did but he didn't start Kick, before he was famous he streamed Runescape to 2 people with a hilariously scuffed setup, then he grew and branched out and now Letty is teaching the ways of the Ice litty script to Jet and co. It's interconnected.

I think Jet needs to bring back Stream Stars so it exposes the worst part of the community.

I've been thinking about Streamstars a lot lately. The first week or two was unironic kino, at the time and even now looking back. It is perhaps even more kino now with hindsight knowing that nobody involved got on S4 which was their intent. Just retards destroying their rooms and ruining their lives for nothing. That one ugly girl who fans got fired from her job for drawing SS runes on herself on stream, Yoobles almost setting his house on fire and harming himself with motorbike fumes, those guys who went to the mall and the Pokemon mixer with autoapprove racist TTS blasting constantly...dare I say Streamstars is needed as a pressure relief valve for that element of the FT community.

It was total hellhouse nonsense that burned out very quickly, doing it on a non-canon offseason thing that makes you money helps keep it off the main show, or at least makes it less frequent (personally, I like a bit of hellhouse, but it's easy to overdo it if you're not careful, a fine balance must be achieved). Also, of the hundreds of Streamstars who did all this for free for the wiggers, a couple of them did end up showing up later so there's always that carrot to keep retards interested. Kevin has been controversial but he goes all out for freakshow content and people seem to like Angie (she's much better than the other, lesser Angie).

 

[Marche]

Tay revealed on her stream that after Bitchtank she was contacted by Leah, (the fat Aussie freeloader who Sam poured an energy drink on then kicked off) who asked her if she had gotten a UTI from her time on Fishtank because apparently multiple of the Bitchtank girls got them.
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She also hung out with that nigger leech and Jimmy after and was like super fat so my bets on them rather then the wiggers.
Still weird to ask Tay of all people.

 

[Homeboy Bob Proctor]

Burts motivation for joining diamond gang.

If anyone is gonna fuck Kevin up the ass im glad its Burt he will be gentle.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Still weird to ask Tay of all people.

It's important to think of the Tayleigh simps, now they can feel comfortable repeating her opinion as if it's their own whenever the topic is brought up again.

 

[Rolex]

I don't think about Mints at all.



No hate or love, just don't care really. Until now.

Holy fuck does it piss me off that Jet has one of the coolest platforms on the internet that he could do ANYTHING with, and instead he's paying people to abuse substances and nearly die. Nigger you don't need an IV, you need to drink a couple bottles of electrolytes and STOP DRINKING ALCOHOL. Go do something productive while you're being paid. Come up with some ideas. Maybe stream a room in the house during the off hours, toss in a couple Atlanta natives, and farm some TTS. If I were his age and working for FT in his position I'd literally never stop doing shit, it'd be fun as fuck. He'll never get an opportunity to do something this interesting again in his life. Crack the whip, Jet.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Do you think weebs and muslims are obscure secret clubs

Naw, but the combination of the above together with his other quirks and turbosperging = not normal.

 

[StaatsanwaltvonSiemens]

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Everytime a wigger talks about "the fanbase" as a monolith entity, it triggers my autism. Who is he talking about? I didn't ask for James Drake to choke out the Twins and win the season.

What do the wiggers see as the fanbase? The whales in the telegram? Viewers who pay for TTS? Everyone who has at least a season pass? The schizos in live chat? Where is the cutoff?

I'm sure no one in the basement actually ever put deep thoughts into what their (paying) viewership is and how to cater to them better, but every time Mints chat messages are posted here I am more convinced that he thinks that the live chat on site (including off season) is a good representation of "the fanbase".

Or maybe it's an elaborate bit by production with no payoff other than to seem stupid and make me mad.

 

[RandomTrick]

Everytime a wigger talks about "the fanbase" as a monolith entity, it triggers my autism. Who is he talking about? I didn't ask for James Drake to choke out the Twins and win the season.

What do the wiggers see as the fanbase? The whales in the telegram? Viewers who pay for TTS? Everyone who has at least a season pass? The schizos in live chat? Where is the cutoff?

I'm sure no one in the basement actually ever put deep thoughts into what their (paying) viewership is and how to cater to them better, but every time Mints chat messages are posted here I am more convinced that he thinks that the live chat on site (including off season) is a good representation of "the fanbase".

Or maybe it's an elaborate bit by production with no payoff other than to seem stupid and make me mad.

I'm pretty sure their (the whole Fishtank company) goal is to be seen no matter what and get money. Does not matter if the content is bad or etc, is it making money (not losing it) and getting FTL out there? then it's ok.

 

[muffdiver]

Do you think weebs and muslims are obscure secret clubs

Oh yeah autistic ginger Muslims dressed as cowboys aren't obscure at all, I see them all the time

 

[MaduroHunter]

I would even argue that James Drake isn’t that normal. He’s “normie” by tank standards but he’s most likely the weirdo in most groups because most guys aren’t still trying to be an actor at 36. He’s very close to “failure” territory between that, his divorce, and his frameless bed.

What's wrong with not having a frame on your bed lmao