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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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I was alt-tabbed, so to preempt people that are not catching this: What is the logic behind Dozen thinking that 10 minutes of tongue-kissing Burt is a way to mog Jet? And why did they both take their shirts off partway through?
 
if you guys ever feel like you're sperging a little too hard at jet, just remember you didn't make out with a gay bisexual black guy multiple times to own a croatian creep who gets high off galaxy gas and uses fishtank to fuck freshly 18 BPD whores

Unwired Clutter said:
I was alt-tabbed, so to preempt people that are not catching this: What is the logic behind Dozen thinking that 10 minutes of tongue-kissing Burt is a way to mog Jet? And why did they both take their shirts off partway through?
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Not even joking.... to own/mog Jet
 
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Diamond mogged (leaked) the FT house
e. A somewhat clearer screenshot.
 

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I'm convinced, Diamond has an aura around her that just turns guys gay. I'm pretty sure every guy she brings on stream is gay and she's now 2 for 2 in turning fishtank people gay.
 
sum ting wong said:
I'm convinced, Diamond has an aura around her that just turns guys gay. I'm pretty sure every guy she brings on stream is gay and she's now 2 for 2 in turning fishtank people gay.
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Well if you have the choice of fucking of disgusting, fat trailer trash bitch or becoming a gay man...
 
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I'll be honest. I kinda tuned out of the S5 postseason content unless I've seen funny moments on Xitter, but I thought Diamond was an annoying one-off character and found her Xitter sperging not funny and assumed that was it. I completely regret having those thoughts, especially after tonight's stream. I consider myself a fishtank oldfag since I've been in this thread since this thread was created, so I know Wigger and Co pretty well. I've been unable to stop watching Diamond since it's been her vs Jet. Every single time I watch DiamondTank, it's always some insane shit going on. It reminds me of when S1 was going on, and I woke up sometimes in the middle of the night, checked Fishtank, and I experienced a lot of notable moments as they were happening.

I understand Jet hate. I understand that Jet fucks up a lot and only up until recently, he stopped taking himself super seriously as a guy who is "advancing culture" but Whiteboy Dozen is the definition of a greater issue I've talked about before in this thread, but the divide between frentank vs loretank vs torturetank. There have been times where I've scrolled through this thread and have seen some posts that are clear MDE sperging and it's annoying seeing some faggot give his unwanted opinion in his thread and a bunch of people attack said faggot for having a retarded take about MDE.

This isn't a post defending Jet or Wiggers Co, far from that, but Whiteboy Dozen is so annoying. He's such a sperg, and it's almost like he purposefully picks the wrong choice every single time he's given the option. Again, I get people hating Jet. Trust me, I've sperged out a good amount of times at how Sam and Jet have ran things in seasons but that is apart of the Fishtank Experience. It was really annoying seeing him constantly have to reassure the audience that Jet is indeed still a faggot, and if Whiteboy ran Fishtank, it obviously would be 100x better than anything Jet could ever do. When he's pressed on the issue of "how would you improve Fishtank?", he almost has gay sex on a Kick stream. Just because it's a gay show doesn't mean I want to see gay niggas make out on camera.

I just want to ask this question. If Jet is recruiting women for Fishtank for the explicit purpose of fucking them, how do you feel about Frank almost raping Tayleigh?

tl;dr; fishtank s5 post content sucked until diamond came along. whiteboy dozen is a narcissistic faggot who would have gay sex with burt if it meant to own jet. whiteboy spergs about jet but won't talk about frank vs tayleigh. it's a gay show
 

I was tabbing through the last stream because I remember Bongo mentioning that she's less excited to do hobby house now that she got to quit her jobs, but I found Bingo saying nigger an hour before they said they hate saying it outside of fish tank so here you go
 
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