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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 94 11.5%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 184 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 419 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.3%

  • Total voters
    814
Current Fishtank plans: Stream nothing for several days
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There was some weird scenario the other night with Damiel being a bit handsy with Angie on camera in her new market bedroom.
Seems obvious they fucked during the Miami / Crazy Gang saga, but now it seems like she doesn't want to be so blatantly obvious about it.
He was drunk and trolling her a bit, nothing too crazy, but she was clearly uncomfortable.
Think they took the cameras down right around then, I only caught like 5 minutes of it after finishing an old Season 1 episode, been watching the 1st season.

Edit: Looking through the "New Clips" section on the site, (after seeing the NylonPython post above me), and there is a lot of the Angie/Damiel situation clipped. Seems like it was going on for a while.
 
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A week after the Twins first cat died, their second cat has been diagnosed with feline parvovirus, which has a high mortality rate :(
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Twins joined the James Drake stream and it was already a disaster, like stepping in dog poop
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He was SO fucking annoying. He talked over everyone for the entirety of the stream.
She sounds bitter that someone welfare checked her after slicing her forearm open. It isn't abuse of services if she was in actual danger, which she was. Smells like a bluff.
 
She sounds bitter that someone welfare checked her after slicing her forearm open. It isn't abuse of services if she was in actual danger, which she was. Smells like a bluff.
Or she (and the local constabulary) are getting DDoS'd by wellness check requests from every internet weirdo who can use a phonebook and is giving a heads-up to anyone who might be motivated by genuine concern for her to knock that shit off because future calls are going to be investigated as malicious.
 
James Drake becoming Fishtank Springer is honestly the best place for him. He doesn't even really have to do much but sit back and laugh. He can just let everyone else be foolish. This is where being a complete normie goes in his favor because he has far less of a risk of completely lolcowing out.

The Twins really should just continue to slowly phase out Fishtank and build their own brand. Even if they only have a small dedicated following it will benefit them way more to not get further tied into the post show antics.

Bashir seems satisfied to pop his head out from time to time but then retreat back which is good.

Landon is such a coin flip at this point I am most interested to see how he looks a year from now.
 
Betty claims that she can move her arm and that "Welfare checks will be investigated as abuse of emergency services stalking/harassment moving forward. i am not home.". Sorry Betty, that stream is enough for a reasonable person to call in a welfare check.
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She lies more than she speaks the truth. I'm pretty sure the incident where you cut an elephant pussy sized gash in your arm isn't going to make the cops stop coming to your house on welfare check calls.
 
The "no more drink" declaration is a cause for concern, as it may not be an option for her and she needs to taper off or else risk fatal withdrawal symptoms.

I also hope she's ready for the weight gain as all the water-scavenging her body has acclimated to perform to counteract the diuretic effect of the ethanol takes a few weeks to adjust.

Alcohol has surprising number of calories, too, which she'll need to make up elsewhere in her new sober diet.

If she's doing all this on her own, expect failure. Hopefully just failure in terms of going back to drinking (ideally in moderation until she can get professional rehab) rather than, y'know, multiple organ failure.
 
My schizo theory is that Angie bounced after fighting with Damiel about him eating out a stripper at Magic City.
https://fishtank-clips.b-cdn.net/019e2faf-a2f0-70c9-b6ba-d245d866882b.mp4
Sort of kind of related (to them being off the air in general), but Richie said something off hand the other night when they were moving the Fishtank that they "had to be up at 10:30" the next morning. It seems like they're doing SOMETHING behind the scenes but who knows what it is.
 
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