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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.1%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 95 11.6%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 185 22.6%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 421 51.5%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.2%

  • Total voters
    818
Mainly refers to the early bit, but my favorite part of that show was when the harpist realized everyone there is completely retarded, so she started playing song covers instead of classical music to appease the speds
 
She lies more than she speaks the truth. I'm pretty sure the incident where you cut an elephant pussy sized gash in your arm isn't going to make the cops stop coming to your house on welfare check calls.
It's pretty obvious that the tweet was designed to stop people from calling welfare checks on her and her previous tweet was a false flag on the suicide attempt by claiming that she "accidentally" cut her arm so she wouldn't get 5150'd.
 
matan had john kiriakou the CIA whistleblower on his podcast and burt appears to have coordinated a question for him ahead of time. (timestamped to 29:59)

john also failed the breakfast question at the beginning of the podcast, stating "yeah i didn't have breakfast today"
 
Asmongold featured the freddy vs mizzy twitter beef on his livestream a few minutes ago


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damn my clip already got reposted on x. lurkers be fast with that shit
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matan had john kiriakou the CIA whistleblower on his podcast and burt appears to have coordinated a question for him ahead of time. (timestamped to 29:59)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=drZH5_d9Xg0:1797
john also failed the breakfast question at the beginning of the podcast, stating "yeah i didn't have breakfast today"
I like Kiriakou, he's a silver-tongued piece of shit, but he's got enough social intelligence and memory to recite the same story every time. Only found out today that he went to prison for leaking information on the CIA's "enhanced interrogation" program.
 
Summer's alleged sex tape was leaked on /bant/.

 
Summer's alleged sex tape was leaked on /bant/.

I'm really curious about the circumstances of this getting leaked. There are so many tattoos visible, it's not hard to deduce who the dude behind the camera is. Is dude a scorned ex-BF who leaked it with his discord buddies? That seems suicidal in the 2026 with how many revenge porn laws there are.

Or is this BPD attention seeking behavior from Summer? It's been a long time since she's been relevant even in the Fishtank community.
 
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