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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 66 8.0%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 96 11.7%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 186 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 421 51.3%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.2%

  • Total voters
    820
I hope Landon learned his lesson and stumbles into another state funded janny job while living with his mother eventually inheriting a fully paid off house in a small college town.

Or he could keep being retarded, you never know.
 
I didn't get to watch S5, I'll spare you guys the tl;dr

Anyone give me a quick rundown?
Seems like Jet Epstein is still at it

Try reading this thread, the people here do a pretty good job with updates!
 
Drunk unemployed former jaintor upset that his favorite politics show is off the air tonight

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Diamond is willing to fuck around and find out with Freddy
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Direnc asking the real questions:
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Ghost trying to get Alex Jones to accept TTS while working in the smoke shop instead:
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Diamond is willing to fuck around and find out with Freddy
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Direnc asking the real questions:
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Ghost trying to get Alex Jones to accept TTS while working in the smoke shop instead:
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I do like the idea that there have been so many seasons at this point (and will continue to be) that there will be some kind of "extended universe" in the off-season. I wouldn't be surprised if the wiggers (other than being lazy) are banking on this.
 
Idk remember how Jon was severely dehydrated in season 1 because he decided he would only drink river water and coffee and they had no river water?
To be fair to him they expected people to drink tap water. Which is fine in your own house but not in a new house. At a certain point they bought bottled water and just started to do that every season afterwards.
 
Do you.. do you understand how hard it is to get alex b to do a single thing?
I’m remembering how difficult it was for production to explain to him very simple things, like the goo room or asking him to check on Laura in the confessional. I would pay to watch someone try to explain to him meowing into a microphone. It would probably take about 20 minutes of wrangling just to get to the basic instructions.
 
I’m remembering how difficult it was for production to explain to him very simple things, like the goo room or asking him to check on Laura in the confessional. I would pay to watch someone try to explain to him meowing into a microphone. It would probably take about 20 minutes of wrangling just to get to the basic instructions.
Unlike Burt i can't tell how much Alex B plays it up. Either way he is entertaining and fills the quota of fucking with the wiggers. Ben actually got mad last season.
 
To be fair to him they expected people to drink tap water. Which is fine in your own house but not in a new house. At a certain point they bought bottled water and just started to do that every season afterwards.
Jon wouldn't just take bottles water. It had to be glass bottled river water so he doesn't get floride poisoning or something.
 
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