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[R9K Insurgent]

I didn't get to watch S5, I'll spare you guys the tl;dr

Anyone give me a quick rundown?
Seems like Jet Epstein is still at it

I got you man. I just finished making a montage that quickly show a bunch of awesome moments that really sum up the season.

0:42

Damn, guess I'm too retarded to make the thumbnail work, epic mog fail

 

[Capgras Delusion]

Jon wouldn't just take bottles water. It had to be glass bottled river water so he doesn't get floride poisoning or something.

He was just parroting a popular Andrew Tate-ism from that time: alpha males can only drink “non-fluorinated bubble water.” He even said “I ownwy dwink bubbah wawtuh.” Literally weeks after a clip of Tate saying as much had gone viral.

 

[Maximilian Rez D'Fault]

I’m remembering how difficult it was for production to explain to him very simple things, like the goo room or asking him to check on Laura in the confessional. I would pay to watch someone try to explain to him meowing into a microphone. It would probably take about 20 minutes of wrangling just to get to the basic instructions.

Using this post as an excuse to repost what I've decided is my favorite piece of S5 media, the groundbreaking; Alex in the Goo Room.
Notice most poignantly the grand finale, the frustration of the wiggers giving way to Alex's indomitable retardè spirit, left in the hallway after a fruitless 15 minute conversation in which production failed to explain the concept of goo in a way that Alex would retain, with only the cameraman beside him, Alex opines:

"Where was I before this? What's this room?"

Chilling.
A work that fully encapsulates Alex B as a person, from his microscopic attention span to the passionate manner in which he responds to TTS, Alex in the Goo Room is a Fishtank masterpiece that will surely stand the test of time.

15:36

 

[Polyboros2]

Vimp did this shes grooming him, hes just a 22 year old boy.

This but unironically.

 

[Unwired Clutter]

Using this post as an excuse to repost what I've decided is my favorite piece of S5 media, the groundbreaking; Alex in the Goo Room.
Notice most poignantly the grand finale, the frustration of the wiggers giving way to Alex's indomitable retardè spirit, left in the hallway after a fruitless 15 minute conversation in which production failed to explain the concept of goo in a way that Alex would retain, with only the cameraman beside him, Alex opines:

"Where was I before this? What's this room?"

Chilling.
A work that fully encapsulates Alex B as a person, from his microscopic attention span to the passionate manner in which he responds to TTS, Alex in the Goo Room is a Fishtank masterpiece that will surely stand the test of time.
day19_alexb_goo_room.mp4

I was pretty drunk when this happened and just remember being upset by wiggers bringing Alex into a lab room to confuse and torture him. I'm now realizing I decided to anchor my understanding of events on what Alex was saying, when in reality it was an extremely simple segment and they just wanted to show him that goo can make him happy when he makes it in the factory and he just needs more goo so to make everybody happy.

 

[joker jimmy]

Using this post as an excuse to repost what I've decided is my favorite piece of S5 media, the groundbreaking; Alex in the Goo Room.
Notice most poignantly the grand finale, the frustration of the wiggers giving way to Alex's indomitable retardè spirit, left in the hallway after a fruitless 15 minute conversation in which production failed to explain the concept of goo in a way that Alex would retain, with only the cameraman beside him, Alex opines:

"Where was I before this? What's this room?"

Chilling.
A work that fully encapsulates Alex B as a person, from his microscopic attention span to the passionate manner in which he responds to TTS, Alex in the Goo Room is a Fishtank masterpiece that will surely stand the test of time.
day19_alexb_goo_room.mp4

“I’ll do it. I’ll cook your goo.”

 

[Not Xavier Ravenblood]

Using this post as an excuse to repost what I've decided is my favorite piece of S5 media, the groundbreaking; Alex in the Goo Room.
Notice most poignantly the grand finale, the frustration of the wiggers giving way to Alex's indomitable retardè spirit, left in the hallway after a fruitless 15 minute conversation in which production failed to explain the concept of goo in a way that Alex would retain, with only the cameraman beside him, Alex opines:

"Where was I before this? What's this room?"

Chilling.
A work that fully encapsulates Alex B as a person, from his microscopic attention span to the passionate manner in which he responds to TTS, Alex in the Goo Room is a Fishtank masterpiece that will surely stand the test of time.
day19_alexb_goo_room.mp4

I almost ruptured a lung watching this live. One of the most moments of all time.

 

[Charnel Ground]

Using this post as an excuse to repost what I've decided is my favorite piece of S5 media, the groundbreaking; Alex in the Goo Room.
Notice most poignantly the grand finale, the frustration of the wiggers giving way to Alex's indomitable retardè spirit, left in the hallway after a fruitless 15 minute conversation in which production failed to explain the concept of goo in a way that Alex would retain, with only the cameraman beside him, Alex opines:

"Where was I before this? What's this room?"

Chilling.
A work that fully encapsulates Alex B as a person, from his microscopic attention span to the passionate manner in which he responds to TTS, Alex in the Goo Room is a Fishtank masterpiece that will surely stand the test of time.
day19_alexb_goo_room.mp4

When Ben slams the door on him and Alex turns to look at the camera. Absolute kino.