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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 68 8.2%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 98 11.8%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 188 22.7%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 424 51.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 51 6.2%

  • Total voters
    829
I hope this is bait because if not I dont know how you make it through life being this unintelligent.
the stupidity of random immigrants is the least of your problems right now


not quite!
here, I fixed your homosexual equivalent for you as per Kiriakou's example, what ive been referring to this entire shitty exchange;)

kept it gay and bold so you can grasp it!

-How would you feel if you HADN'T been fucked in the ass with hummus this morning?
-Oh, yeah, I have NOT been fucked in the ass with hummus this morning , so... (=SO I WOULD FEEL EXACLTY AS I DO RIGHT NOW. There's the hypothetical. holy fuck)
Do you understand the reason i change the question from hadn't been to have been is to point out its not about what actually happened?
no one answers a hypothetical question vaguely like this "I WOULD FEEL EXACLTY AS I DO RIGHT NOW." which its safe to assume he didn't understand the question.
Hypothetical aside its like if someone asked how is the weather today? its correct to say the weather is like how it is right now! but who the fuck says that?
 
Do you understand the reason i change the question from hadn't been to have been is to point out its not about what actually happened?
no one answers a hypothetical question vaguely like this "I WOULD FEEL EXACLTY AS I DO RIGHT NOW." which its safe to assume he didn't understand the question.
Hypothetical aside its like if someone asked how is the weather today? its correct to say the weather is like how it is right now! but who the fuck says that?

Do you understand that your fantasy bullshit question doesn't require a fantasy bullshit answer? Do you understand that the correct answer to your fantasy bullshit question is rooted in the personal reality experience of the person you're interrogating with your fantasy bullshit question?
 
no one answers a hypothetical question vaguely
to the contrary...


autist discovers "illocutionary force" for the first time in its crummy, gay life (emotional) (gone wrong)

Do you understand the reason i change the question from hadn't been to have been is to point out its not about what actually happened
"its not about what actually happened" then what is it about lmfao because we literally all know how the test works, an explanation is not needed. I said I knew how it worked like 3 messages ago. thank you for the laughs
 
autist discovers "illocutionary force" for the first time in its crummy, gay life (emotional) (gone wrong)


and what would the purpose of that be?... we all know how the test works. I said I knew how it worked like 3 messages ago. are you ok?
if you know how the test work why is your dumb ass gives it a mental gymnastic twist "well akshualy if you did in fact not had breakfast the only logical answer blah blah"
it is a extremely retarded way of answering the questing. you might as well say what is breakfast!

but to be fair, you did understand the test but your weird answer threw me off and thought this mf doesn't know shit.
 
All of this (Breakfast question, Landon getting Ghosted, Mei getting doxxed, world hunger) all could have been avoided if they just gone to Georgetown like we asked...
 
The twins had Tay send the raw 4k footage for the TJ-Tayleigh boxing match so i'll just archive the raw footage here rather than the copy with the twin's commentary. This isn't the edited one from the episode, its the raw 4k feed of the handycam Vance was using.


The twins have a very bad habit of just showing their various account dashboards, DMs, and Emails but in this case it shows that Tay is serious about ensuring that the various schizos, stalkers and weirdos don't get a foothold and fester like they did in S1/S2 post-season. The moment she woke up and saw the tweets from slackerblue about the sex offender dude she seems to have notified the twins and other fish like Drake who aren't as clued in to the daily fishtank drama.

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The twins have a very bad habit of just showing their various account dashboards, DMs, and Emails but in this case it shows that Tay is serious about ensuring that the various schizos, stalkers and weirdos don't get a foothold and fester like they did in S1/S2 post-season. The moment she woke up and saw the tweets from slackerblue about the sex offender dude she seems to have notified the twins and other fish like Drake who aren't as clued in to the daily fishtank drama.

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I feel like Tay has been racking up a lot of W's lately.


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this got posted and deleted lol
 
I just don't understand how people like that Negan guy infiltrates so deep or what possesses him to even want to. He's apparently been in EVERY fish's dms trying to buddy up to them and Tay said he messaged her like a once a month even though she never replied.
 
I just don't understand how people like that Negan guy infiltrates so deep or what possesses him to even want to. He's apparently been in EVERY fish's dms trying to buddy up to them and Tay said he messaged her like a once a month even though she never replied.
Probably some mix of depression, autism, parasocial issues, desire for clout. A majority of it is probably retardation though. The guy is obviously really stupid, he tweets like he's ESL.
 
The twins had Tay send the raw 4k footage for the TJ-Tayleigh boxing match so i'll just archive the raw footage here rather than the copy with the twin's commentary. This isn't the edited one from the episode, its the raw 4k feed of the handycam Vance was using.
tayleigh-v-tj [0va6mhtf5g48qz0qf2d04].mp4

The twins have a very bad habit of just showing their various account dashboards, DMs, and Emails but in this case it shows that Tay is serious about ensuring that the various schizos, stalkers and weirdos don't get a foothold and fester like they did in S1/S2 post-season. The moment she woke up and saw the tweets from slackerblue about the sex offender dude she seems to have notified the twins and other fish like Drake who aren't as clued in to the daily fishtank drama.

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Jon lost to Jimmy, Jimmy lost to TJ, and TJ barely won against a woman.
 
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