FIVE STAR DAYS with Ethan Gunt - The true and honest kiwi-comic.

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Excellent comic. Here's my screenplay for a Gunt five star day:

> Be a fat drunken retarded redneck
> Hate everybody, but roleplay like you admire Faggot Fuentes and Daddy Masterson antics, so you can get bonus points from the alt-retarded
> Wake up and jerk off vigorously thinking about the next hooker you'll get to fuck in Vegas and how you own all the haters - specially Joshua Moon
> Have a "trad" wife. Pantsu comes in and tells him how Rozanna looks like him and looks supportive by telling him how much is winning over the haters
> "Yeah, whatever bitch", thinks to himself while jerking off to a Vegas call-girl and planning on hiding any money he has from child-support
> As a true wigger, bump Dre's "Bitches ain't shit" while thinking how bitches crave his tiny pecker and rationalizing that it ain't rape if the bitch is knocked out
> Go on Twatter and start sperging how he'll sue everyone, how special he is, and how everybody that calls him out on his bullshit is just a retarded hater. Finish it of with a "Christ is Kang", even without actually believing in Christ or having any symbol or meaning about Christianity
> Do a live stream with enablers only, spewing out retarded shit and bashing everyone that is not in good terms with him
> Beg for donations for diapers, while bragging on making thousands and planning to spend it in booze and hookers
> Call Null a faggot and a lolicon addict, even being married to someone who's actually one
> Get wasted on booze and threat to beat his lolicon loving "trad" wife
> Rinse (doubtful) and repeat
 
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I really dig your art style even if I'm revolted by this comic, and I have to ask, have you considered doing an intro screen for the Metokur vs. Nick stream, considering Ralph is now Nick's attack dog, or more like bitch. I remember the Metokur vs. Kraut screen being nice. You know, I never noticed it until now, but this reminds me of the art from the guy who did the Zebra Girl comics.

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Really dig this so far. I plan to expand the background with characters as the plot goes along. Who do you want to see in FSD?
Here's the coloured version, had fun popping the digital crayons while listening to Fuentes and Gym engage in their glue eating competition live.
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This probably has been said before but I can't be bothered to go back and check, a collection of these panels should be put together and displayed as the site background for Gunt's birthday week or just the entire month September in general as he is now the #1 most active cow on the site with Chris in jail and Phil tapering off as time goes on.
 
I love null's characterization as a gardening dog man, and the little details like "herro". Would love to see a comic like spongebob where they all live on the same street. Jim can move there for his health, and dick can get chased out of california. Jarbo moves there for the higher quality boulders. Keep it up bro.
 
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I love null's characterization as a gardening dog man, and the little details like "herro". Would love to see a comic like spongebob where they all live on the same street. Jim can move there for his health, and dick can get chased out of california. Jarbo moves there for the higher quality boulders. Keep it up bro.
Dick's house needs to be a life-size barbie doll mansion.
 
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