Do we have a list of these rules for other enterprising 35 year olds to be hip and down with the zoomers?
1. You cannot leak DMS, that's super fucked up, even if they'd remediate a situation.
2. Trannies are not only people, but very important. Once a week, you will kneel and disavow TERFs.
3. Pedophilia is "yikesy".
4. Hypocrisy is a war crime.
5. You will giggle like a gay goblin.
6. No show may be an hour long.
7. You will collect the shekels, this isn't about "The Music" anymore, pops.
8. You're either an anti-natalist or a "Christian".
8a. "Christian" streamers are not obligated to participate in Sunday Mass, Confessions, or abstaining from Zootopia Porn.
9. You will either sound gay or troon.