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Should Flamenco be banned from life?

  • Yes

    Votes: 1,302 72.7%
  • No

    Votes: 490 27.3%

  • Total voters
    1,792

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  • you re going to contact his MOM Confronting Flamenco about Xanderhal_270p_360p.mp4
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Flam needs an entertaining Weeb to bantz with. By himself and with the Commentary Community fags he is terrible. He should team up with Myles Poland (who admitted he is a fan of Fagmenco) or someone like Mongoose Kikimora.
I'd do it. I'm a raging alcoholic so I would be in his comfort zone. He'd have to give me the same autist adjusting to the internet leeway that Ralph gave him though. Those first couple of weeks Flam was on the Killstream were rough, but Flam came into his own.
I sometimes want to watch flams drama coverage but the way he mixes it in with hours of gaming just makes it insurmountable to view.
He usually does topics up front and then games. He even tells the audience when the content is over and he is going to just read chats and game. Other time he just games.
 
I sometimes want to watch flams drama coverage but the way he mixes it in with hours of gaming just makes it insurmountable to view.
Watching his streams when he does attempt to cover content is intolerable, he does the same gag where someone says he's muted and he does the bit for 5 minutes (was never funny) then he fails to even have links ready for anything bookmarked and he just fumbles around endlessly before he even shows anything. He's taken up one of the easiest forms of youtube content with streaming + covering drama and he can't even do that right.
 
Watching his streams when he does attempt to cover content is intolerable, he does the same gag where someone says he's muted and he does the bit for 5 minutes (was never funny) then he fails to even have links ready for anything bookmarked and he just fumbles around endlessly before he even shows anything. He's taken up one of the easiest forms of youtube content with streaming + covering drama and he can't even do that right.
I started listening to fagmenco since the Metokur / Ralph showdown and really wanted to like him and his content - he was covering stuff that I was into (Ralph, Wings) on a (near) daily stream at a time that was convenient for me. But I quickly discovered the quality of his "content" was terrible and stopped watching shortly thereafter.

The "muted" gag you pointed out is so fucking gay, and he starts screaming into the mic and ranting about it for 10 minutes like the fucking sperg he is. It is unbearable. He also repeats the same thing up to 4 times in a row. "What do you think chat? What do you think, chat? Chat, what are we thinking? What do you think chat?" Once I noticed that it became really annoying and he does it dozens of times per show.

The worst thing is when he is listening or watching something and he starts playing it at 1.5x or 2x speed. That alone bothers me but then he starts sperging or ranting about some unrelated shit over the playback so you can't hear either one. What's the fucking point? He was listening to some Wings shit at 2x and started moaning about how he has a headache and whining worse than DSP and you couldn't hear fucking anything. Can't you honestly just shut the fuck up for a few minutes? I was hoping this asshole's headache was actually going to cause him to stroke out so I could listen to the wings clip in peace, jesus.
 
Flamenco appeared on augies stream a couple days ago and was pressed on his (empty) threats against xanderhal.


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This entire exchange was some of the slimiest shit I've seen. A few choice moments:
11:05 - "I don't think I sounded like Ralph, I wasn't trying to get him blacklisted from his jobs or anything like that. I was simply going to, uh..."

...Leave him homeless and ruin his relationship with his mother?
12:15 -
Augie: "...because in this stream you were debating whether you should do it or whether you should wait and use it as retaliation, basically..."
Flam: "No, I was defi-... Uh, no the plan was always retaliation."
Followed later on by....
20:04
Flam: "I thought this threat was enough to warrant it."
Augie: "Flamenco, what I'm saying is I just asked you right now if you were planning on doing this period or just as a retaliation move, right? And you told me retaliation. But we're watching the video right now and the chat is telling you 'ONLY do it in retaliation' and you're like 'yeeeeeah sure'... Are you lying?"
Flam: "My mindset was walking back and forth like, throughout the entire night.
Augie: "But are you lying to me right now?"
Flam: "No."
Augie: "Then why'd you tell me you always planned it in retaliation when that's obviously not the case?"
Flam: "I was.... I.... misspoke then, I'm sorry."

"Misspoke". Classic, Flam. You even threw in the "I only had four hours of sleep!" excuse not long after too. Good stuff.
23:59
Flam: "I definitely got mad, and I definitely overreacted. I'm not trying to downplay that, if it sounds like that then I apologize."

You absolutely tried to downplay it. You knew exactly what you were doing when you came out with "it was always about retaliation" at the beginning and then pivoted to "OH DID I RESPOND TO A CHATTER SAYING 'ONLY IN RETALIATION' WITH 'I DUNNO'? I MISSPOKE I ONLY SLEPT FOUR HOURS SOWWYYYY UwU" after getting called on your shit by Augie.

Not long after that you say something like "I'm a bit of a sperg, dunno what to tell ya!" So you're a sperg when it's convenient, but you can intuit when what you're saying sounds like you're either rationalizing this behavior or downplaying it, eh? Interesting.
27:08
Augie: "How were you planning on getting her information, right? Because that almost sounds like a dox threat."
Flam: "He was already doxxed before, I wouldn't post it or anything I would just like... I dunno. I can understand how that comes off too."
Augie: "How were you going to send her the email?"
Flam: "I thiiiink it's already available but I'm not entirely sure."

And if it wasn't available, the clear implication is you would have gotten your hands on it somehow. Just pointing that out for you, one sperg to another.
31:30
Augie: "So what's a good example of using somebody's already posted dox?"
Flam: "So like in a bad way if you keep reposting it, you know what I mean?... If you use it to send a letter to somebody that's less bad, but it's still a little weird."

32:08
Augie: "Let's say I just sent a bunch of pizzas to deorio's house to troll him, at the end of the day it's harmless but that's still an insane thing to do. Because I'm taking a situation that is at the core a disagreement on the internet and I'm taking it to their house... I'm retrieving their most private information... I'm obtaining it and I'm using it to fuck with you. Even if it's in a harmless way... But this isn't even that harmless honestly, the example I gave is actually better than what you were suggesting to do."
Flam: "I WOULD SAY IT'S ON THE SAME LEVEL."

This cock-in-a-cup actually believes that sending pizzas to somebody's house is the same as threatening to break up their family and leave a guy homeless. What a faggot.
34:10:
Flam: "'It's not ruination'? No it wouldn't be ruination! Because he'd just have to get a frickin' job!"

35:14
Augie: "So you think youre gonna make this dude fucking homeless unless he gets another job. That's insane. You're literally threatening to ruin his life.
Flam: "I don't think it would ruin his life. I think it would cause minor inconvenience."

So let's be clear: by this retard's standards what Ralph is doing to Gator would be fine so long as he didn't republish the dox or put flyers up? Getting Gator kicked out of his college or fired from his job would amount to mere "inconvenience"? By that same token, couldn't it be said that Xanderhal trying to deplatform you also amounts to "inconvenience"? Who cares if you lose your channel, just get a new job sniffing suitcases for bombs at the airport or something! It's only an "inconvenience"!

What a fucking worm.
 
Goddamn can none of these spergs can hold their spaghetti for 5 minutes? They get into winning situations and fuck it up - Jesse Podawful fucked it up with the Dick Masterson texts and almost when he was at Ralph's house (wouldn't leave the diapers unless he got more subs), LeoPirate when he brought up 9/11 of the Internet against Jim, Gator removes his Jim stream from his channel for pointless edits and lets reuploads get all his views, and now Flamenco gets gifted a giant boost and threatens to ruin someone's life like a week after Jim made that the new buzzword.
 
Goddamn can none of these spergs can hold their spaghetti for 5 minutes? They get into winning situations and fuck it up - Jesse Podawful fucked it up with the Dick Masterson texts and almost when he was at Ralph's house (wouldn't leave the diapers unless he got more subs), LeoPirate when he brought up 9/11 of the Internet against Jim, Gator removes his Jim stream from his channel for pointless edits and lets reuploads get all his views, and now Flamenco gets gifted a giant boost and threatens to ruin someone's life like a week after Jim made that the new buzzword.
The only person who hasn't squandered their good will is Zidan. Even Mundane Matt had the opportunity if he had just ended the stream after Ralph left would have been sufficient but he got greedy.
 
So let's be clear: by this retard's standards what Ralph is doing to Gator would be fine so long as he didn't republish the dox or put flyers up? Getting Gator kicked out of his college or fired from his job would amount to mere "inconvenience"? By that same token, couldn't it be said that Xanderhal trying to deplatform you also amounts to "inconvenience"? Who cares if you lose your channel, just get a new job sniffing suitcases for bombs at the airport or something! It's only an "inconvenience"!
Easy answer is that Gator getting doxed by Ralph would ruin most of Gators employment opportunities as Brian would be shamed as a Nazi / Nazi adjacent.

Xanderhal won’t face the same punishment if Flam got his mom to stop contributing to his trust fund. Since Xanderhal holds the correct political opinions. Sure it’s scummy to ruin relationships between family members, just maybe Xanderhal should have been smarting and not start badmouthing his mother and his uncle (who he said were holding him at gunpoint and who wanted to see him get a job) .

Also Flams will probably produce better content if he gets exiled by the other faggots in the commentary community like Augie and Oreo Man
 
Easy answer is that Gator getting doxed by Ralph would ruin most of Gators employment opportunities as Brian would be shamed as a Nazi / Nazi adjacent.

Xanderhal won’t face the same punishment if Flam got his mom to stop contributing to his trust fund. Since Xanderhal holds the correct political opinions. Sure it’s scummy to ruin relationships between family members, just maybe Xanderhal should have been smarting and not start badmouthing his mother and his uncle (who he said were holding him at gunpoint and who wanted to see him get a job) .

Also Flams will probably produce better content if he gets exiled by the other faggots in the commentary community like Augie and Oreo Man
Xanderhal's mother being potentially doxed and him being kicked out onto the street over internet drama would still be a lot more than a mere "inconvenience", regardless of his political takes. And if we're going to blame Xanderhal for being a retarded faggot and mouthing off about his mother online, why shouldn't I blame Gator for being a wignat sped? Maybe Gator's is simply a bigger inconvenience then?

Flam going this nuclear over fucking Xanderhal of all people is braindead and his attempts to walk back his comments are unconvincing, if not pathetic.
 
The worst part is there was a funny way to do calling Xanderhal's mom on Xanderhal. The dude's mom has been a bit of a meme after she spent like a week at his apartment streaming with him (likely because she was there to give him a kick in the ass/make sure he's actually trying to make money) so she's well aware of what he does, and the fact that Xanderhal is dependent on her and thus you could plausibly call her to exert influence on him is funny given the context that Xanderhal is an adult who should be making money without moms helping out.

Like, you do a stream reviewing the shots Xanderhal fired, chuckle a bit and say "well, you can talk a big game, but I can talk to your mom..." (or something to that effect but wittier) and then call her up and have a charming conversation where you fish for embarrassing but harmless details from his childhood or something. Hell, if you really embrace the grift, you coordinate this as a work WITH Xanderhal so both of you wring the maximum views from it.

I'm not saying this would be easy, and I'm not sure if Flam has right personality for on-the-fly charming of people's mothers over the phone, I'm just spitballing here. The basic form of the bit holds though: it's funny when grown ass men can be utterly (but harmlessly) undercut by talking to their mom, and I'm pretty sure there's a decent joke to be found in there without looking like a lunatic.

None of this is possible when the situation is approached like a blood grudge (which Flam obviously has against Xanderhal), so it comes off as unhinged instead.
 
The worst part is there was a funny way to do calling Xanderhal's mom on Xanderhal. The dude's mom has been a bit of a meme after she spent like a week at his apartment streaming with him (likely because she was there to give him a kick in the ass/make sure he's actually trying to make money) so she's well aware of what he does, and the fact that Xanderhal is dependent on her and thus you could plausibly call her to exert influence on him is funny given the context that Xanderhal is an adult who should be making money without moms helping out.

Like, you do a stream reviewing the shots Xanderhal fired, chuckle a bit and say "well, you can talk a big game, but I can talk to your mom..." (or something to that effect but wittier) and then call her up and have a charming conversation where you fish for embarrassing but harmless details from his childhood or something. Hell, if you really embrace the grift, you coordinate this as a work WITH Xanderhal so both of you wring the maximum views from it.

I'm not saying this would be easy, and I'm not sure if Flam has right personality for on-the-fly charming of people's mothers over the phone, I'm just spitballing here. The basic form of the bit holds though: it's funny when grown ass men can be utterly (but harmlessly) undercut by talking to their mom, and I'm pretty sure there's a decent joke to be found in there without looking like a lunatic.

None of this is possible when the situation is approached like a blood grudge (which Flam obviously has against Xanderhal), so it comes off as unhinged instead.
All Flam had to do was ape SPCC (bless his heart), who famously called Tonka’s mom.

He didn’t try to ruin Tonka’s life (old Donga did that on his own) through a gay vendetta, he just strung her junkie ass along and got some content from her.
 
The worst thing is when he is listening or watching something and he starts playing it at 1.5x or 2x speed.
I am a Flamenco fan and I hate that as well. I also dislike when he has his discord jannies on the show with him, but his audience retention is better when they're on, so what do I know.
 
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I am a Flamenco fan and I hate that as well. I also dislike when he has his discord jannies on the show with him, but his audience retention is better then they're on, so what do I know.
I’m in the same boat, I like Flam but his jannies are insufferable faggots and I legitimately hope the military larper gets Lou Gehrig’s Disease.

This guy is like Butters from the Killstream, Spectre and a bit of Gator rolled into one, always makes the show about himself and his hot takes.
 
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