FLESH SIMULATOR - The Internet's least suicidal content creator, not a Cruelty Squad DLC

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Haven't seen much talk of this guy despite his very Kiwifarms-adjacent content surrounding governmental mistrust, general shenanigans, and documenting things that require very little research to find out that make people really mad, so I figured I'd make a thread.

FLESH SIMULATOR is a content creator and musician primarily on YouTube, SoundCloud and TikTok that specializes in the kind of material that requires a FOIA to get a hold of. As of this thread's inception his latest video is a brief glance-over of the 149 subprojects that made up MKUltra, but you might know him from his video series surrounding the pedophile ring before Jeffrey Epstein's. His views are clearly in complete mistrust of government and larger websites prone to misinformation such as Wikipedia and Reddit, but he also covers some interesting variety content such as pasta and how to make an LRAD from parts found at your local Wal-mart.
His videos are unhinged and span numerous topics, and his cadence is reminiscent of an intern who has been asked to read today's presentation to some higher-ups at the Department of Defense, so naturally I took to him right away. You may also note the bizarre alien-like bass synth in the background - This is specifically so that AI voice generators have difficulty parsing his words. I can't say for certain, but I'd put forth the theory that his extremely staggered cadence is another way of digitally masking this.
Discuss below your thoughts on his vids, whether or not he's the first of a new age of lolbert grifters, and how soon before the CIA will catch up to him to give him the Gary Webb award for excellence in investigative journalism.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Thought this was the latest zero-effort streamer bait meme game.

 

[namvata]

I actually like this guy's content but he has that same fucking speaking cadence that every other e-millenial irony socialist podcaster has that I can't fucking stand. I can't even pin down what it is but these people all have this same way of speaking that drives me fucking nuts, maybe it's the vocal fry and weird intonations or smth idk

 

[Red flaming panda]

I actually like this guy's content but he has that same fucking speaking cadence that every other e-millenial irony socialist podcaster has that I can't fucking stand. I can't even pin down what it is but these people all have this same way of speaking that drives me fucking nuts, maybe it's the vocal fry and weird intonations or smth idk

>White
>Balding
>Soy beard
He honestly looks like a breadtuber as well.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I actually like this guy's content but he has that same fucking speaking cadence that every other e-millenial irony socialist podcaster has that I can't fucking stand. I can't even pin down what it is but these people all have this same way of speaking that drives me fucking nuts, maybe it's the vocal fry and weird intonations or smth idk

It sounds like he's trying to recant an incredibly important presentation from memory after a blackout drunk night.

 

[Rembrandt]

I can't even pin down what it is but these people all have this same way of speaking that drives me fucking nuts

It's the look. The voice would be passable if it wasn't for the look. The fully manufactured template camera glare. They're all trying to look serious and professional, but come off as obnoxious instead.



Filthy Frank did it better a decade ago

 

[The Foxtrot]

Filthy Frank did it better a decade ago

That's also because Filthy Frank was trying to be edgy, raunchy, and comedic, not #SuperSerious.

 

[>-Ack!]

excellent channel, he can make any topic sound interesting no matter how random it is, and his channel is brilliantly subversive, to the point i feel that his channel will be taken down sooner or later.

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

New video dropped on The Finders. Crazy to think the Satanic Panic was real.

Huh, fancy that. It's up on Rumble, for those who missed it.

 

[I'm a Silly]

finally

 

[GungusDingaling]

I joined this guy’s discord. He has children and trannies running it and they cover their faggotry with some weird “anti government” sentiment. One or two days in I kept implying this one person was a troon without saying it because I didn’t want to be instabanned yet, then one of the mods said the attached and banned me when I made fun of him. I get the feeling he’s a tranny lover socialist or libertarian. Just join his server for a little and you’ll see that his persona isn’t really what he’s like imo. He is pretty active in it, too

 

[Aunt Carol]

I get the feeling he’s a tranny lover socialist or libertarian. Just join his server for a little and you’ll see that his persona isn’t really what he’s like imo. He is pretty active in it, too

Aw, that's disappointing.

I wonder why he's presenting himself as a hyperaware government non-enjoyer, if he's semi-secretly onboard with troon nonsense. It can't be a revenue thing, can it? Everything we've seen shows that openly espousing those beliefs makes your "content creator" life easier.

 

[I'm a Silly]

I joined this guy’s discord. He has children and trannies running it and they cover their faggotry with some weird “anti government” sentiment. One or two days in I kept implying this one person was a troon without saying it because I didn’t want to be instabanned yet, then one of the mods said the attached and banned me when I made fun of him. I get the feeling he’s a tranny lover socialist or libertarian. Just join his server for a little and you’ll see that his persona isn’t really what he’s like imo. He is pretty active in it, too View attachment 6261937

Pinteresting:

E.T.A.: Forgot to mention that "Dirt" was an old handle from radfem Twitter c. 2017, and Dirt & Mrs.Dirt were allegedly a lesbian couple who acted like royal assholes w/r/t normal women in that circle, unlike any regular [and I do say numerous] lesbians in that group; really makes me wonder what I missed or if anyone outed him[?]

 

[Aunt Carol]

"Dirt" was an old handle from radfem Twitter c. 2017

I remember that, but there's gotta be more than one "Dirt" out there, especially if this is just a chat nickname.

 

[GungusDingaling]

hyperaware government non-enjoyer, if he's semi-secretly onboard with troon nonsense

I hope it’s because he doesn’t want to bother with it, but I think he’s a libertardian. It’s a shame, but I still like his videos for now. I just won’t be shocked when this topic comes up

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I joined this guy’s discord. He has children and trannies running it and they cover their faggotry with some weird “anti government” sentiment. One or two days in I kept implying this one person was a troon without saying it because I didn’t want to be instabanned yet, then one of the mods said the attached and banned me when I made fun of him. I get the feeling he’s a tranny lover socialist or libertarian. Just join his server for a little and you’ll see that his persona isn’t really what he’s like imo. He is pretty active in it, too

"Libertarian grifter" is a new form of political grift, so he's cornered the market like a true capitalist.
The tranny/children BS is likely a side effect of getting famous on TikTok first, I'm afraid.
Oh well, at least the governmental mistrust content is still interesting.
@I'm a Silly - Just thought I'd mention the dude talking about blowing his tranny, he means the transmission in his car. At least, I'm like 80% certain.

 

[Herr Flick]

The guy has decent content. Too bad about his Discord tranny infestation. I suppose that’s what you invite by default if you have a Discord at all and aren’t mercenary enough about defending it from the worms.

I do like his strange music. Phone Marrow is a track I play a lot more than I thought I would.

 

[I'm a Silly]

@I'm a Silly - Just thought I'd mention the dude talking about blowing his tranny, he means the transmission in his car. At least, I'm like 80% certain.

indeed, that's why I gave it a funny little emoji, because the likelihood that it was a non-double entendre is pretty low

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

Did anyone have "Olympic breakdancing illuminati" on their bingo card?

 

[Maniacal Foreigner]

Did anyone have "Olympic breakdancing illuminati" on their bingo card?

Thanks for unsubscribing me so I couldn't see the video, Youtube, very cool.