FLESH SIMULATOR - The Internet's least suicidal content creator, not a Cruelty Squad DLC

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May I be gay for a second? While I found the content of the video overall disappointing, show fucking work showing this commie fuck is into monkey torture and blast his ass instead of some dumbass counter no one cares about, I really liked it because it reminded me of old flame wars of yore. Back in the caveman days of youtube when the commentary community was somehow more gay and less gay than it is now and everyone was chucking nonsensical shit at each other. I love so much more a guy making the video slathering himself in red corn syrup to composite his target's childhood home over his face than a static png.
 
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Flesh has setup a bot that automatically informs Hasan of his Izzat
 
Nameless One said:
I think I want to kill most of the faggots likely part of my generation and Hasan fans that are dominating the comment section on the izzat video. I don't even think they're real people anymore just fucking bots regurgitating the same tired unemployment jokes.
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I wouldn't waste much vril over that. Hassan fans are gay guys. They watch him I assume because they find him handsome. From what I have seen of him he will just sit there chewing on some imperceptible Turkish cuisine talking through bites saying shit like "chuck schumer needs to die dude. Like he literally LITERALLY needs to die." Which is a sentiment that probably 90 percent of people who are aware of chuck schumer share. It is not really a principled or particularly thoughtful operation.
 
Booby Jones said:
His "I'm so cynical and aloof so, I'm too kewl to follow everything going on" schtick ruins the schizopodcast and I don't understand how everyone likes him constantly interrupting to be annoying. This is the guy who got bullied by Anisa IRL btw.
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I genuinely stopped listening because of him. He cannot follow a train of thought through to a conclusion, nor can he effectively mask the fact that he doesnt know jack shit.

Listening to Gladiodrome is like listening to Flesh Simulator voluntarily confine himself in a room with a human turd.

Didn't know Anisa and Rusty had any crossover. That surprises me. I thought Flesh found him in a food court or something.

Personally Ive found the flame war shit gay as hell and stupid. I just want to watch some conspiracy shit.
 
Cemetery Support said:
I genuinely stopped listening because of him. He cannot follow a train of thought through to a conclusion, nor can he effectively mask the fact that he doesnt know jack shit.

Listening to Gladiodrome is like listening to Flesh Simulator voluntarily confine himself in a room with a human turd.

Didn't know Anisa and Rusty had any crossover. That surprises me. I thought Flesh found him in a food court or something.

Personally Ive found the flame war shit gay as hell and stupid. I just want to watch some conspiracy shit.
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Yeah, he went to creator clash 1 or 2's backstage party and Anisa big dogged him for talking shit or something and said he almost cried.
I'm just glad I'm not alone, everytime I peek at the comment sections when the retard says some dumb shit, I feel fucking crazy cause they're always about how epic and whacky he is. Guess he's the A side for the audience and I'll never get my niche schizoid terminally online podcast.
 
SOUL SIMULATOR said:
the trannies pissed him off by being themselves (i.e. neurotic murderous people who like to obsessively witchhunt others and never stop talking about themselves and about being trans), which made him stop liking them
their tendency to infest spaces also annoyed him
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Back when he announced he had a Discord channel I figured the only two paths from there were institutional capture followed by a shift toward trooncore, or an original recipe chud-spiral.

Therefore when he announced he was shutting it down some weeks or months later, I felt like I understood what was happening even though I was never in it.
 
Raspberry Cake said:
That'd be more convincing if all this a-logging couldn't be traced back to him saying that the dumb nigger flying the Palestinian flag during last year's Super Bowl wasn't doing anything for their movement.
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he's being a-logged because he's a terminally online retard that bites every single hook that's dangled in front of his face
Bonesjones said:
How would you know? Why would you be upset by the mischaracterization either way? Are you a communist or into monkey torture?
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Because that's what it fucking is? I'm sorry that some retarded leftists being involved turns your brain into mush and disallows you to think critically for a moment but the people prodding this guy being leftists doesn't make his behavior any less embarrassing and retarded

The idea that this has anything at all to do with that roach streamer or some grand conspiracy is what that bald kike wants you to think. He literally thinks that he is being gangstalked whenever he *noootices* some connection between two different people that post sponge-bob reaction gifs in an effort to piss him off. This guy has made an ass out of himself repeatedly and people are glazing him because they think he's "one of the good ones"
 
No-Eyed Square Guy said:
"a cannibal who eats a man isn't GAY—is he, you fucking homophobic chud?"
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Was that a serious point he was making? I always thought he was being sarcastic/ironic.

Nameless One said:
I think I want to kill most of the faggots likely part of my generation and Hasan fans that are dominating the comment section on the izzat video. I don't even think they're real people anymore just fucking bots regurgitating the same tired unemployment jokes.


Unemployment and employment has become the new virgin or non virgin but at least virgin was a real purity spiral goal. Now it's all retarded.
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If you genuinely knew what percentage of youtube comments were not typed by human hands it would blow you away.
 
Alabaster Disaster said:
Back when he announced he had a Discord channel I figured the only two paths from there were institutional capture followed by a shift toward trooncore, or an original recipe chud-spiral.

Therefore when he announced he was shutting it down some weeks or months later, I felt like I understood what was happening even though I was never in it.
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he still has a discord though
 
MaDeuce said:
Because that's what it fucking is?
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What what is? Are you an expert on monkey torture or a communist? Why are you so personally attached to his actions exactly? Why are you so offended about him calling a picture of an ape in bondage being misidentified?
MaDeuce said:
I'm sorry that some retarded leftists being involved turns your brain into mush and disallows you to think critically for a moment but the people prodding this guy being leftists doesn't make his behavior any less embarrassing and retarded
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I'm sorry you think this is still about him and not about you. Why are you retarded? Are you a retarded leftist or into monkey torture? You've zero reason to be upset about a random junkie on the internet unless you feel personally attacked for some reason.
MaDeuce said:
This guy has made an ass out of himself repeatedly and people are glazing him because they think he's "one of the good ones"
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A good one of what? He's moderately entertaining. You are the one angry that he's defaming your compatriots. So who are they?
 
Apparently I misread the situation and this jaked Chinatown guy isn't even a hasan mod. Neither is Noah. They could be lying, but it's not like thomas posted any compelling evidence either. It doesn't really matter

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I guess the plan then was to just make a big scene and tie it to a hasan trolling operation. That's cool with me I guess.
 
Bonesjones said:
What what is? Are you an expert on monkey torture or a communist? Why are you so personally attached to his actions exactly? Why are you so offended about him calling a picture of an ape in bondage being misidentified?
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Because literally all this guy has is his address and "look this guy might be into monkey torture vids" because the hasan shit is all a fucking hallucination

I hate this guy. That's why I'm defending the people that are trolling him, because they are making him look like a dumbass, and that makes me happy
 
xertruglia said:
Apparently I misread the situation and this jaked Chinatown guy isn't even a hasan mod. Neither is Noah. They could be lying, but it's not like thomas posted any compelling evidence either. It doesn't really matter

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I guess the plan then was to just make a big scene and tie it to a hasan trolling operation. That's cool with me I guess.
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MaDeuce said:
Because literally all this guy has is his address and "look this guy might be into monkey torture vids" because the hasan shit is all a fucking hallucination

I hate this guy. That's why I'm defending the people that are trolling him, because they are making him look like a dumbass, and that makes me happy
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Why can't you answer the simple question?
 
Bonesjones said:
Why can't you answer the simple question?
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I'm sorry do I need to go into my post history and pull out examples to prove to you that I'm a lolbert and not a leftoid so you'll actually think about what I say when I say it?
Lawltism2 said:
Because he can only type with one hand when he thinks about FS
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the only person dreaming about this jew's cock is you
 
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