FLESH SIMULATOR - The Internet's least suicidal content creator, not a Cruelty Squad DLC

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Trolls and allegations of heavy drug abuse are really getting to Thomas, so he decided to prove them all wrong by posting a video of himself pissing in a plastic cup and using a test strip on the orange tinted liquid. He now also thinks he owns the soul of one of his haters because they said the whole thing was fake.
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Trolls and allegations of heavy drug abuse are really getting to Thomas, so he decided to prove them all wrong by posting a video of himself pissing in a plastic cup and using a test strip on the orange tinted liquid. He now also thinks he owns the soul of one of his haters because they said the whole thing was fake.
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we need this thread moved no normal sane individual would ever be induced by trolls to post this, like holy shit this is absurd. If you are still in any way in a camp of defending this guy, please take a step back, look at how much of a larper he is, and think about the fact that he got so angry at people calling him a benzo addict that he fumbled around with his phone to piss in a cup, test the piss, and then post it on his fucking twitter
 
I'm actually too cool and also too busy to look into people I don't know online to form strong opinions about them, much less defend them from online attacks, but at a casual glance Flesh Simulator seems like he's more or less in on the joke. It might not always be obvious what the joke is, but he strikes me as fairly self-aware, and some people a little too eager to read into what he's saying at face value. Him pissing in a cup is funny. Maybe he really is tilted enough to be doing that as some kind of proof, but I don't think so, same as the comment about "never gone pro" when asked if he's gay.
 
Trolls and allegations of heavy drug abuse are really getting to Thomas, so he decided to prove them all wrong by posting a video of himself pissing in a plastic cup and using a test strip on the orange tinted liquid. He now also thinks he owns the soul of one of his haters because they said the whole thing was fake.
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Looks like the synthetic urine you buy that comes in a squeeze pouch so you can tape it to your leg and fake piss it for a drug test
 
Trolls and allegations of heavy drug abuse are really getting to Thomas, so he decided to prove them all wrong by posting a video of himself pissing in a plastic cup and using a test strip on the orange tinted liquid. He now also thinks he owns the soul of one of his haters because they said the whole thing was fake.
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Looks like synth-piss. If your urine’s orange, drink some goddamned water. Besides, that’s just a benzo test, not a “every drug” test. His behavior doesn’t say “benzo addict.”
 
I'm actually too cool and also too busy to look into people I don't know online to form strong opinions about them, much less defend them from online attacks, but at a casual glance Flesh Simulator seems like he's more or less in on the joke. It might not always be obvious what the joke is, but he strikes me as fairly self-aware, and some people a little too eager to read into what he's saying at face value. Him pissing in a cup is funny. Maybe he really is tilted enough to be doing that as some kind of proof, but I don't think so, same as the comment about "never gone pro" when asked if he's gay.
I have been following this closely for months

Nuking his youtube, the lolsuit shit, and ending a 10 year relationship over twitter drama, that's not something someone "in on it" does. The actual truth, is that he's really fucking stupid,
 
Trolls and allegations of heavy drug abuse are really getting to Thomas, so he decided to prove them all wrong by posting a video of himself pissing in a plastic cup and using a test strip on the orange tinted liquid. He now also thinks he owns the soul of one of his haters because they said the whole thing was fake.
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He needs to drink more water. And maybe have a beer because look how shaky that hand is.
 
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