FLESH SIMULATOR - The Internet's least suicidal content creator, not a Cruelty Squad DLC

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Obama is half the reason we're in this mess, flooding the middle east with so many ISIS nutjobs that everyone was forced to go to the Iranians for help. We're basically just punishing Iran for helping other countries fight ISIS. America has completely lost the plot.
 
Angry Shoes said:
If you're not gonna post concrete proof then fuck off with this gay ass bit.
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Post concrete proof that what, I'm not Lucas? Am I supposed to scan both sides of my ID here? Do you need my social security card too? You idiots can't even get basic facts right about my identity, and I'm supposed to fly in circles for you, yeah OK sure. 🤭
 
Dr. Alan Grant said:
BobPosting is a form of GANGSTALKING, and outright VILE MINDRAPE
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Flesh ruined his relationship with his girlfriend of 10 years over a-logging but I will never root for hasan orbiters over possibly the only funny jew bar matan even. Actually I didn't know Rodney Dangerfield was Jewish add him to the list.

Cross-post from the Badempanada thread
Pat Mustard said:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=nf91FeV60lU
Westside tyler, minor breatuber and a-log of Flesh Simulator, is currently whinging on livestream about this debate saying how "ZOG" is platforming anti-semitism as if it's not an accurate term. Zionists occupy the highest levels of government, the sitting US president is the most zionist president probably ever, why is saying Zionist Occupied government a harmful conspiracy theory when it is literally true?
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Pat Mustard said:
Flesh ruined his relationship with his girlfriend of 10 years over a-logging but I will never root for hasan orbiters over possibly the only funny jew bar matan even. Actually I didn't know Rodney Dangerfield was Jewish add him to the list.
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Rad Crab said:
tbh I only learned that in the Dankula video
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The man was just so insanely, obviously Jewish that it truly boggles my mind to think some people didn't learn this from hearing him speak a single sentence. And I'm not, like, some highly attuned Noticer or whatever. He was just the walking embodiment of A Certain Kind Of Jewish Guy. An archetypal yid.
 
Idolater said:
The man was just so insanely, obviously Jewish that it truly boggles my mind to think some people didn't learn this from hearing him speak a single sentence. And I'm not, like, some highly attuned Noticer or whatever. He was just the walking embodiment of A Certain Kind Of Jewish Guy. An archetypal yid.
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Even in the synagogue he couldn’t get no respect. He went in asking the Rabbi how to deal with goyim fatigue, the rabbi told him that accepting yourself is a good start to recovery.
 
Pat Mustard said:
Actually I didn't know Rodney Dangerfield was Jewish add him to the list.
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Even if you didn't know that his real name was Jacob Cohen [born in Babylon, NY, oy vey!], there is no way in hell you are telling the truth. Alternatively, there are thousands of surprises awaiting you. Enjoy your adventure.
 
In the newest Gladiodrome, Flesh says that Maoist Landlord called him, recorded it, realized it was illegal because of Maryland's recording consent laws, and then posted the phone call after dubbing over Flesh's half of the conversation. It was subsequently deleted. Did anyone manage to see this/archive it before it was deleted?
 
Kiwi Yuga said:
In the newest Gladiodrome, Flesh says that Maoist Landlord called him, recorded it, realized it was illegal because of Maryland's recording consent laws, and then posted the phone call after dubbing over Flesh's half of the conversation. It was subsequently deleted. Did anyone manage to see this/archive it before it was deleted?
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Speaking of the newest Gladiodrome, it got recommended in my YT feed so I decided to listen to it while doing chores around my house. I know pretty much every podcast is just shooting the shit and meant as background noise you passively consume, but I have an autistic habit where I can’t do that actively engage with it. Because of this, I stopped listening after 40 minutes or so because it got too retarded even for me. The first thing that made me go “what?” was when he said that his K:D ratio like in CoD was 15:2 or something and that really his only two Ls were from him sleepwalking. But it’s like bro I think there’s a very good argument to be made that you lost your girlfriend of 10 years because of your Twitter addiction. That’s a pretty big fucking L.

Another was them talking about Nu Metal and that Nu Metal was intentionally killed by the amorphous “Them” because it got too popular and got white boys riled up. This is retarded on two fronts because 1. who go nu metal popular in the first place? Flesh & Co.’s framing it would be “Them”. Secondly, it’s retarded because nu metal has been getting a reappraisal and a lot of bands from the 2000s like SOAD, Deftones, Korn, Three Days Grace, are selling out arenas and festivals, literally right now. He also ignores the glut of mediocre bands that infested the genre post-2000, which was the real reason the genre went dormant for 20 years. But maybe in Flesh’s mind all those mediocre bands were industry plants by “Them” or something.

The next thing he said that gave me pause was talking about Shane Gillis, a comedian who’s podcast I’ve listened to hundreds of hours of but don’t anymore mainly do to taste changing. His theory is that Shane Gillis is controlled opposition and that his overnight success after getting cancelled from SNL shows he’s controlled opposition because Shane is selling “I’m a fat white alcoholic that doesn’t do anything”, according to Flesh. But Shane like actually got cancelled, not fake cancelled. He was doing shows with Luis J Gomez and Legion of Skanks in the period of when he got cancelled in 2019 until he started getting mainstream popularity in what 2024? Five years is not “overnight” lmao. And Shane’s talked about his time at West Point extensively when nobody listened to his podcast years ago. He went there on a football scholarship and talked about how he couldn’t hack it. He said everyone there thought he was a loser, and this id before he wanted to become a comedian. Why would glowies pick some fat retard former offensive lineman as controlled opposition back then? I ask this because says getting into West Point is really hard which I agree, but it’s not fucking impossible.

I think if Flesh saw this post would be “it’s a podcast bro it’s not that serious you must be one of my opps if you’re listening that intently to a podcast.” To which I then say, well why the fuck should I ever listen to you on anything? If you don’t have a mental governor where you check yourself and ask “Hey is this point I’m making monumentally stupid and stops making sense if you actually think about for more than 20 seconds?” I don’t think Flesh has that voice, and while Rusty tried to pushback a bit on his Shane Gillis rant, he eventually relented and was like “yeah maybe”. So does Flesh have no one in his orbit that will check him on saying retarded things if he’s unable to do so himself? Like I enjoy his videos but if this level of waffling retardation is in his podcast, how long until that hubris and Twitter addiction infects his videos and he becomes a fullblown lolcow?
 
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