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[Prophetic Spirit]

Babe, i can show you the real answer of memes, the DNA of the soul.
Forget the Ki crap, it's too simple.

 

[Roast Chicken]

Are you afflicted with some kind of neurodegenerative disease or aee you just happy to see me?

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Talk to me like the Geico Cavemen baby. That's my kink.

 

[Max Doof]

Ooohhh doctor. I know you take house calls but can you do bed calls?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I don't know what's eating gilbert grape, but pretty soon you'll know what's eating that ass (it'll be me, for the record).

Ha ha, whoever posts after me wants to fuck penguins.

 

[Windows XP Home Edition]

I wanna come in the army with you!

 

[Crocketron]

Ever seen the movie creature of the dicked lagoon?

 

[A Grey Cat]

eldritch horrors drive me mad with forbidden knowledge...and love

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Forget the television baby. I've got something a lot better for you to watch.

 

[LateNightMuffin]

Let's skip the placebo and go straight to the real thing.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Who's a good boy? Whooooo's a good boy? You are!

 

[Crocketron]

Whose an adorable hamster, yes you are quite the reasonable hamster deserving of some high-quality meals.

 

[A Grey Cat]

wanna play some zelda with me?

 

[Overly Serious]

wanna play some zelda with me?

Hey, HorrorFan. Want to come back to my house on the hill and learn why they call me the Cryptmaster?

 

[Dom Cruise]

So uhhhh, hey baby, where are your nipples?

 

[Crocketron]

Do you like fish sticks? Wanna taste of a curiously attractive fish-man's stick?

 

[The Last Stand]

I never had Pina Colada, but like the rain. I'd like to experience both with you sometime.

 

[Slimy Time]

Take this Chinese dick.

 

[glass_houses]

I love your hair. I'd love to run my hands through it. I'd love to give those tired shoulders a rub, too.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Take this Chinese dick.

Call me Raian, because I want you to make me your bitch.