Culture Florida man kicked swans in the head while practicing karate - and laughed about it, Orlando police say

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The Florida man wasn’t only kicking the swans, witnesses said — he was also laughing when he noticed onlookers reacting in shock.

Orlando police arrested Rocco Joseph Mantella, 34, on Thursday after witnesses reported seeing him “disturbing and kicking swans” at Lake Eola Park. Mantella faces cruelty to animals charges, police said.

Mantella was practicing karate and kicking the animals “as hard as possible,” according to witnesses at the public park in downtown Orlando. He kicked two swans in the head so aggressively that the birds toppled over, WESH reports.

At one point he left a walking path in the park expressly to pursue a swan, according to witnesses. One witness described Mantella laughing when he saw her reaction to his attacks, WFTV reports.

The suspect wasn’t only targeting swans, either. Police said Mantella also kicked a duck that seemed to be sleeping before his assault, the Orlando Sentinel reports.

When authorities arrived at the scene, they were unable to locate the injured swans, according to WESH.

Mantella was taken to the Orange County Jail, where he was held on $1,000 bond, according to jail records. He is a resident of Jacksonville Beach, Florida.
 
As a Native Floridian (I know, I should be in a museum), here's my only problem with the "Florida Man" thing: Most Floridians are transplants from the shittier parts of the country.

People flee the weather, taxes and people of New York, Cleveland and Boston then do wacky shit in Florida and now every time I go on a date here in Chicago, I have to explain how I'm not a goose head kicking, bathsalt eating, heroin addict and that's not fair.

I'm terrible enough on my own without carrying the burden of a state that is shaped like a dick and known home to the elitist pricks and poor criminals in the south and the Hills Have Eyes types in the panhandle.
 
As a Native Floridian (I know, I should be in a museum), here's my only problem with the "Florida Man" thing: Most Floridians are transplants from the shittier parts of the country.

People flee the weather, taxes and people of New York, Cleveland and Boston then do wacky shit in Florida and now every time I go on a date here in Chicago, I have to explain how I'm not a goose head kicking, bathsalt eating, heroin addict and that's not fair.

I'm terrible enough on my own without carrying the burden of a state that is shaped like a dick and known home to the elitist pricks and poor criminals in the south and the Hills Have Eyes types in the panhandle.
If you’re in Chicago now just don’t tell anyone that you’re from Florida, problem solved.
 
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