Crime Florida Taco Bell worker D’Mari Jy’Quan Patterson fires gun at three female customers after one tried to fill water cup with soda - FLORIDA MAN SAYS, "NO FREE DRINKS BITCH!" 💥💥💥🔫

Taco Bell gone loco.

An employee at the fast-food chain in Florida allegedly shot at three women who tried to snag free soda from the establishment.

D’Mari Jy’Quan Patterson, 20, was arrested Monday and accused of snapping at the trio while on-the-clock at a Taco Bell in West Palm Beach.

Police said the three women entered the Mexican-inspired eatery together and each asked for a cup of water. One of them then pivoted to the soda fountain and started filling up her cup — to snag free soda.

Patterson, who witnessed the trick, started shouting as startled bystanders recorded the ensuing chaos.

One video obtained by police showed Patterson berating the woman who lingered near the soda fountain, CBS 12 reported. Police said they could hear a firearm being racked in the video mere seconds before the first round went off.

One woman was hit by a bullet and collapsed to the ground. Another suffered a graze wound, while the third bolted, the outlet reported.

Patterson, who tried to plead self defense, allegedly chased her down and fired another shot in her direction, which struck a window near the Taco Bell entrance.

Panicked diners still inside scrambled out the exit while others took cover underneath table — with some confused whether they had heard gunfire, the outlet reported.

The shattered window was boarded up by Tuesday, the outlet observed.Aaft

And diners hade already begun shrugging off the shooting and accepted the chaos as part of a shifting societal norm.

“I mean it doesn’t surprise me the world we live in today,” one customer said.

“It’s not a problem — things happen, and we just take it as it is and go from there,” another added.

Two of the victims were treated for minor injuries at a local hospital and are expected to make a full recovery. The third, who Patterson allegedly tried to chase down, didn’t sustain any injuries

Patterson was charged with three counts of aggravated assault with a firearm.

 
Repeating myself. It's the Bell's fault. We live in a country where they have to put shoplifting tags on M&M's. Taco Bell:

1. Designs the stores with a self-serve fountain.
2. Allows free water cups.
3. Insists the employees try and stop people from taking soda instead to reduce shrinkage.

The shrinkage on fountain soda is tiny but not if the word gets out to the entire neighborhood or local school that you are a free soda spot. So what the fuck is a fast food worker supposed to do when they get the same exact belligerent stubborn resistance police get in body cam videos? Call the cops over ten cents in soda? They won't even come in time.

Taco Bell can get some sort of technological solution like a fountain that needs a QR code to dispense soda but it will slow shit down and be more expensive. We can expect that enshittification coming soon or they could just move the fountain behind the counter. Fast food workers can dispense soda, they can't act as police.

The roman names were great. Who wouldn't want to be named Octavius Valentine Catto?
"It's actually Taco Bell's fault for not already sinking deeper into low trust designed for the lowest common denominator"

In my opinion a better solution would be to normalize the behavior in the headline and shoot all the soda stealers
 
A brave soldier indeed, send him to the front for he will win us, The Franchise Wars!
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I thought it was jeetas. Either way, justified. Free my nigga, he dindu nuffin wrong.
Indians make the weaves, not wear them; plus it's nigger behavior 101: do something minor but blatantly against the rules and dare people to deal with your sassy racism accusing ass, repeat x infinity because nobody has the time or inclination to pick up charges to stop you.
 
Funny how both nigger elves and nigger humans have massively entitled, super-violent, and perpetually backstabbing women running things.
At least nigger elves get cool racial powers if you skill into it like constant detect magic and free unlimited levitate, faerie fire, feather fall, darkness, and dancing lights-

Now that I think about it all those spell like abilities are just for evading the cops, aren't they? :story:
 
At least nigger elves get cool racial powers if you skill into it like constant detect magic and free unlimited levitate, faerie fire, feather fall, darkness, and dancing lights-

Now that I think about it all those spell like abilities are just for evading the cops, aren't they? :story:
"Ya'll mofugging Clerics o' Lolth be tryin' ta keep da man down!"
 
The White Delegation confers the status of "Spiritually Aryan" upon D’Mari Jy’Quan Patterson for his refusal to tolerate the flagrant theft of a trust-based service. Unfortunately, the White Delegation must also immediately rescind this honor in light of poor marksmanship unbecoming of any self-respecting white man.
 
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