Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Ctrl + Z]

This is getting a bit weird and autistic. There's no grand conspiracy to stage and post sightings of Flutter without showing her face clearly. All it would take is 1 person not involved in the conspiracy to also photograph them in these very public places to undermine the whole thing.

It's just very difficult to quickly take good and surreptitious videos or photos of someone not looking at you.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

This is getting a bit weird and autistic. There's no grand conspiracy to stage and post sightings of Flutter without showing her face clearly. All it would take is 1 person not involved in the conspiracy to also photograph them in these very public places to undermine the whole thing.

It's just very difficult to quickly take good and surreptitious videos or photos of someone not looking at you.

Normally I'd agree but the Reddit accounts posting it does seem a bit suspicious. It's always some burner account that was never used but registered 3-4 years ago. I totally get making a burner to post photos of Chris, but I doubt many people (even redditers) would have a 3-4 year old burner and that would be the first post.

 

[Naenia Ness]

Normally I'd agree but the Reddit accounts posting it does seem a bit suspicious. It's always some burner account that was never used but registered 3-4 years ago. I totally get making a burner to post photos of Chris, but I doubt many people (even redditers) would have a 3-4 year old burner and that would be the first post.

It's also the frequency these are being posted now when compared to sightings of Chris in the past, and how every single one of these pictures is of bigfoot strawling through the forest quality.

You'd think at least one of them would figure out the "film then use a clear frame" method we keep mentioning over and over for a reason.

I also just don't see that many redditors holding onto burner accounts for that long and only use them for this.

All it would take is 1 person not involved in the conspiracy to also photograph them in these very public places to undermine the whole thing.

I do agree with this point though, as it would be the funniest shit if some rando completely ruined the whole thing for them by doing that.

Would be even funnier if they caught the alleged Praetor photographer taking their cryptid photo of Flutter in the moment.

 

[FinnSven]

Maybe it is just because they lurk this thread and think it is funny that we all clamor to discuss bad photos of them?

 

[Battlefield2142EU]

This thread is proof of how useless and counterproductive respecting Chris-Chan pronouns crowd not only on Reddit but Chris, tourists all together. Geno samuel did a lot of damage by introducing Chris to tourists. Some autistic farm users with an old flip could've gotten a better photo of flutters and Chris-Chan. Hell kiwi farm users will probably find out flutter real name long before Twitter and reddit.

 

[185405]

Flutter is the heir of Bella and Fiona.

Also the sperging and conspiracies about Flutter are beyond retarded. She's just a Caden troll that's it. She won't remain anonymous for too much just be patient faggots.

 

[BPD Gunt Rider]

I don't think it's a deep conspiracy.

Chris and Flutter walk somewhere for a few seconds and a Praetor person records them. We know Caden has hired a good amount of people for this silliness. Chris with a human female gets people talking because he's boring otherwise. Flutter at that convention was the one time they were in public for an extended period and she covered her entire face.

 

[King Kiwi]

There's no grand conspiracy to stage and post sightings of Flutter without showing her face clearly.

That's just what someone involved in a grand conspiracy to stage and post sightings of Flutter without showing her face clearly would say.

 

[Alcalino9000]

She won't remain anonymous for too much just be patient faggots.

That's going to happen because he's spending a lot of time with Chris, at any moment the cycle will start again.

 

[King Kiwi]

She won't remain anonymous

Beautiful.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

There's no grand conspiracy to stage and post sightings of Flutter without showing her face clearly.

Keeping Chris in the public spotlight is good for drumming up business. Chris hasn't done a livestream in awhile, and rarely posts on Twitter, so they might see a drop in merch buying. Couple with Geno Samuel's taking time off after finishing up his part 1 series.

These sightings definitely bring in the views on here and on Reddit. If Chris just up and disappeared, or went radio silent, then there would be a drop in interest for the shitty products on his Etsy store.

Chris did say in a livestream that the money he got from it would go to Caden for "rent", and he hasn't done one in a long time. Him being summoned to Missouri (possibly) was Caden trying to get his dancing monkey back on track. Getting Chris do anything is a monumental task.

I think this was just something that Caden worked out with him in terms of "Well, you better do something to drum up interest or you're going to be homeless."

 

[PhoBingas]

Here's another thing no one's thought of:

Why isn't Chris raging for everyone to leave him and his galpal alone? Why isn't he posting about their great honor? Why isn't he confronting this?

He passively mentions he doesn't like being photographed like Sasquatch in December of 2023 (BUT) he wasn't angry about it.

If Chris isn't angry about it, something's up.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I've thought Flutter was part of one of Caden's carrot-and-stick schemes to control Chris. Caden probably tells Chris that Flutter won't come around anymore if he does stuff like post craziness online, leave the house without letting Caden know, have people over without Caden's permission, or hell maybe even interact with anyone that isn't on some list of pre-approved people Caden keeps... I could be off base, but Chris, as least since getting out has been mostly benign and rather quiet, besides getting kicked out pre-emptively from a con or two.

 

[King Kiwi]

Keeping Chris in the public spotlight is good for drumming up business. Chris hasn't done a livestream in awhile, and rarely posts on Twitter, so they might see a drop in merch buying. Couple with Geno Samuel's taking time off after finishing up his part 1 series.

These sightings definitely bring in the views on here and on Reddit. If Chris just up and disappeared, or went radio silent, then there would be a drop in interest for the shitty products on his Etsy store.

Chris did say in a livestream that the money he got from it would go to Caden for "rent", and he hasn't done one in a long time. Him being summoned to Missouri (possibly) was Caden trying to get his dancing monkey back on track. Getting Chris do anything is a monumental task.

I think this was just something that Caden worked out with him in terms of "Well, you better do something to drum up interest or you're going to be homeless."

Chris has been sighted at the airport a few times, so he could be flying out to Missouri. What most likely has happened is that Flutter, Caden and Chris have formed a triad of a team once Flutter came into the picture.

Joking aside, there really is no way to tell what exactly is going on.

Evidence is pointing to a lot of these sightings being staged with the sock puppet accounts being used to drum up business, like you said.

I don't think there is a grand conspiracy but I definitely think they want to keep public interest for as long as possible. Chris gets his concubine. Flutter gets her man. Caden makes money because that's all he cares about.

I don't think this is to really manipulate Chris so much various people getting their wants or needs met.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Evidence is pointing to a lot of these sightings being staged with the sock puppet accounts being used to drum up business, like you said.

Do you realize how many moving parts staging these sightings would have? How many people would have to keep quiet? This makes the fake moon landing stuff sound credible...

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Chris has been sighted at the airport a few times, so he could be flying out to Missouri. What most likely has happened is that Flutter, Caden and Chris have formed a triad of a team once Flutter came into the picture.

Joking aside, there really is no way to tell what exactly is going on.

Evidence is pointing to a lot of these sightings being staged with the sock puppet accounts being used to drum up business, like you said.

I don't think there is a grand conspiracy but I definitely think they want to keep public interest for as long as possible. Chris gets his concubine. Flutter gets her man. Caden makes money because that's all he cares about.

I don't think this is to really manipulate Chris so much various people getting their wants or needs met.

Chris was only spotted at/near airports picking off/dropping off Flutter.
The only time we know he was in another state via a plane was the Dallas sighting, and I have no clue what happened back then.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

Do you realize how many moving parts staging these sightings would have? How many people would have to keep quiet? This makes the fake moon landing stuff sound credible...

Honestly, it would only involve Flutter and one or two other co-conspirators. Hell, they wouldn't even have to tell Chris what the plan is.

For example, out of all the sightings so far in 2024, only three show the inside of the car when the picture was taken. We know Jeep Guy was probably legit, but who knows. All of the other sightings were taken inside stores where you can't see any identifying features of who is taking the pictures except for the Sheetz sighting where you just see an arm.

Praetor is composed of multiple people, utilizing one or two of them every few weeks wouldn't be that difficult.

 

[Naenia Ness]

We know Jeep Guy was probably legit, but who knows.

Jeep Guy is the only case recently where someone posted pictures of Chris and he had a massive shit fit over it, which makes him at least seem more legit than all these others people who don't get those reactions.

Although, to be fair, none of these other people are taking pictures of Chris's house.

 

[Black Yoshi]

Honestly, it would only involve Flutter and one or two other co-conspirators. Hell, they wouldn't even have to tell Chris what the plan is.

For example, out of all the sightings so far in 2024, only three show the inside of the car when the picture was taken. We know Jeep Guy was probably legit, but who knows. All of the other sightings were taken inside stores where you can't see any identifying features of who is taking the pictures except for the Sheetz sighting where you just see an arm.

Praetor is composed of multiple people, utilizing one or two of them every few weeks wouldn't be that difficult.

Reddit isnt anonymous. These days your name is mud if you're found to be stalking tards and Chris is no exception. Hence the socks, that way they can post their finds without their mains getting cancelled.

 

[Naenia Ness]

Reddit isnt anonymous. These days your name is mud if you're found to be stalking tards and Chris is no exception. Hence the socks, that way they can post their finds without their mains getting cancelled.

If it were just socks created for the sole purpose of posting pictures, understandable.

But these sock accounts were made years back. That's a long ass time to be holding onto a sock account.

I'm not gonna say it's a conspiracy. It's just very odd.

 

[BrodyDaMan]

I have a theory: Flutter is a tard just like Chris and Praetor wants both of them to stay radio silent as much as possible. So the tard wrangler who hangs around them takes photos when possible, and these are posted with reddit accounts that were bought. Caden or the wrangler then tell Chris and Flutter that they're basically being gangstalked and keep them paranoid using these posts as proof, to reduce of the chances of either of them going online and embarassing themselves and anyone involved. Flutter hiding her face is due to her paranoia.

Just a theory. Pls no bully.