Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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I saw the best picture of Flutter we have so far. And I have some thoughts.

Age: I have the impression that this person is over 35 years old. Nothing between 35 and 50 (!) years won't surprise me. She is simply not obese (although her figure gives the impression that she may have once been fat, she just slimmed down - wearing loose clothes suggests this in my opinion. I would like to see a photo of her in at least a short-sleeved T-shirt to disprove or strengthen the hypothesis ).

Hair: seems natural. A bit worn, not perfect distribution on the head, they are long - but we don't know how long it took her to grow them.

Face: Even in this photo you can see some wrinkles and drooping lips.

Conclusion: I don't know how to look for it, but it may be that no one found it because they didn't link the profile to a person. If you are looking for someone who is 30 years old and that person is actually 45 years old, they may have simply never set up Facebook.
 
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Elämällä on väliä said:
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I saw the best picture of Flutter we have so far. And I have some thoughts.

Age: I have the impression that this person is over 35 years old. Nothing between 35 and 50 (!) years won't surprise me. She is simply not obese (although her figure gives the impression that she may have once been fat, she just slimmed down - wearing loose clothes suggests this in my opinion. I would like to see a photo of her in at least a short-sleeved T-shirt to disprove or strengthen the hypothesis ).

Hair: seems natural. A bit worn, not perfect distribution on the head, they are long - but we don't know how long it took her to grow them.

Face: Even in this photo you can see some wrinkles and drooping lips.

Conclusion: I don't know how to look for it, but it may be that no one found it because they didn't link the profile to a person. If you are looking for someone who is 30 years old and that person is actually 45 years old, they may have simply never set up Facebook.
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Oh for the love of God...

HI FLUTTER!!!

Bro, no one's going to tank you if you used to be a fatty. You put in the work and it shows. It's hanging out with Chris that we have some concerns about.

45 isn't that old. Aging gracefully is what counts. Take care of yourself.
 
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@ChristianGronau unless you are an obese trans person, unfortunately, gay sex would be impossible - mainly because of the distance.

And now all jokes aside, because the topic is getting derailed: I actually see a similarity between my profile pic and Flutter, but it's a coincidence. I have a Russian girl, Daria Trepova. As you can check, the Finnish nickname has been around for probably longer than we know about Flutter, but it is directly related to Trepova.

Anyway, what do you think about the thesis that Flutter is older than it is assumed?
 
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Glassshardballpit said:
Oh for the love of God...

HI FLUTTER!!!

Bro, no one's going to tank you if you used to be a fatty. You put in the work and it shows. It's hanging out with Chris that we have some concerns about.

45 isn't that old. Aging gracefully is what counts. Take care of yourself.
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c'mon, don't be an even bigger retard then usual. a 3 year old well established account with no history of fluttersperging is NOT going to be her.
 
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But then those burner accounts would have prior posts and comments before the 4-year post.
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Not necessarily. Make like a dozen at once in one session and sit on them. It's not uncommon.
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This is a really good point, and I think it speaks to one of the two main directions that theories on her go. If she is, in fact, experienced at online "stealth operations", then spinning up sock accounts years in advance is definitely in her repertoire.

Flutter theories trend towards one of two lines of thinking. She's either an expert in hiding online activity, or she's completely devoid of an actual history due to other unintentional reasons. Basically her ability to stay hidden comes down to two main possibilities: expert vs. weirdo. I think expert would be more interesting, but weirdo is more likely.

This divergence into two main possibilities holds up when it comes to her reasoning for being around Chris as well. Either she has some nefarious or calculated purpose, and therefore she's a professional, or she has no good reason other than being a weirdo herself.
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Your point about expert vs weirdo (or IMO more ghost than weirdo because expert is also weirdo territory) are interesting because they speak to the two reasons she might choose to fuck with chris. Either she's an expert who knows exactly what she's doing or she's so naive that she has no idea what is going on.
 
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Elämällä on väliä said:
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I saw the best picture of Flutter we have so far. And I have some thoughts.

Age: I have the impression that this person is over 35 years old. Nothing between 35 and 50 (!) years won't surprise me. She is simply not obese (although her figure gives the impression that she may have once been fat, she just slimmed down - wearing loose clothes suggests this in my opinion. I would like to see a photo of her in at least a short-sleeved T-shirt to disprove or strengthen the hypothesis ).

Hair: seems natural. A bit worn, not perfect distribution on the head, they are long - but we don't know how long it took her to grow them.

Face: Even in this photo you can see some wrinkles and drooping lips.

Conclusion: I don't know how to look for it, but it may be that no one found it because they didn't link the profile to a person. If you are looking for someone who is 30 years old and that person is actually 45 years old, they
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Elämällä on väliä said:
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I saw the best picture of Flutter we have so far. And I have some thoughts.

Age: I have the impression that this person is over 35 years old. Nothing between 35 and 50 (!) years won't surprise me. She is simply not obese (although her figure gives the impression that she may have once been fat, she just slimmed down - wearing loose clothes suggests this in my opinion. I would like to see a photo of her in at least a short-sleeved T-shirt to disprove or strengthen the hypothesis ).

Hair: seems natural. A bit worn, not perfect distribution on the head, they are long - but we don't know how long it took her to grow them.

Face: Even in this photo you can see some wrinkles and drooping lips.

Conclusion: I don't know how to look for it, but it may be that no one found it because they didn't link the profile to a person. If you are looking for someone who is 30 years old and that person is actually 45 years old, they may have simply never set up Facebook.
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Where was this taken? Because I think it's going down now.
 
Flutter and Chris sure like frequenting Wallyworld, they're such an interesting pair.
 
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