Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[Ammyterasu]

For people doubting Flutter's relation to the finnish language...I'll add this in later to the post, but here's the jist of it.

https://x.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1752161573089706044?s=20

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Chris, despite wanting to bitch about Duolingo on Twitter, doesn't want to reveal what language he's learning to others...

He's so fucking annoying, holy shit. And he's doing the same incest saga thing again: first he brags about it, then he plays coy, but he will spill the beans if someone asks him on Discord or DMs.
Anyway we already know, so.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

For people doubting Flutter's relation to the finnish language...I'll add this in later to the post, but here's the jist of it.

https://x.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1752161573089706044?s=20

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Chris, despite wanting to bitch about Duolingo on Twitter, doesn't want to reveal what language he's learning to others...

What does that have to do with the price of fish? He also believes he's jesus does that mean she's a nun?

 

[The handsome tard]

Quite honestly I don't think anyone wants anything to do with Chris unless they have some sort of agenda.

Thats what Im saying but the true question is, "why"

The damn dirty trolls all collectively agree it was best to remain at a distance and just watch what happens. There wasnt anything for us to gain from artificially provoking Chris anymore as the Classic era kind of came to an end. My point is that what is there to for these people to gain from getting involved with Chris? He is an ex-con that has raped his elderly mother. No one unironically respects him and very few circles still accept him (mostly those composed of degenerates like him, like trannies). He has no money beyond what the state gifts him for the act of existing and a good chunk of his merchandise hell has been thrown out I believe.

What could possibly there be left for these people to take advantage of? This is just pathetic by this point

Edit: I am reminded on how, multiple times by now, we were the only ones that had Chris's back ironically. Ideas Guy would still be taking advantage of Chris to this day if we didnt step in and doxxed that prick to back off from him. And if this is another pickle Chris, of course, doesnt know/care he is in, we will probably be forced to intervine again (tho maybe on a lesser extent since Null surely isnt that into helping Chris out anymore. That and he is too busy keeping this site alive in an era free speech is on its dying breaths)

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

For people doubting Flutter's relation to the finnish language...I'll add this in later to the post, but here's the jist of it.

https://x.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1752161573089706044?s=20

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Chris, despite wanting to bitch about Duolingo on Twitter, doesn't want to reveal what language he's learning to others...

I don't think that means Flutter is from Finland, though. She might've told him she's of Finnish descent and Chris, being Chris, decided to try and learn Finnish. Or, she's lying about being from Finland to throw Chris and the trolls off her tracks.

Thats what Im saying but the true question is, "why"

The damn dirty trolls all collectively agree it was best to remain at a distance and just watch what happens. There wasnt anything for us to gain from artificially provoking Chris anymore as the Classic era kind of came to an end. My point is that what is there to for these people to gain from getting involved with Chris? He is an ex-con that has raped his elderly mother. No one unironically respects him and very few circles still accept him (mostly those composed of degenerates like him, like trannies). He has no money beyond what the state gifts him for the act of existing and a good chunk of his merchandise hell has been thrown out I believe.

What could possibly there be left for these people to take advantage of? This is just pathetic by this point

Edit: I am reminded on how, multiple times by now, we were the only ones that had Chris's back ironically. Ideas Guy would still be taking advantage of Chris to this day if we didnt step in and doxxed that prick to back off from him. And if this is another pickle Chris, of course, doesnt know/care he is in, we will probably be forced to intervine again (tho maybe on a lesser extent since Null surely isnt that into helping Chris out anymore. That and he is too busy keeping this site alive in an era free speech is on its dying breaths)

Who really knows? Praetor is still taking advantage of Chris. There are plenty of autists out there who would do similar shit to what Idea Guy did given the chance.

And while I am sure the amount of women genuinely interested in Chris is extremely low (we know only of Fiona, who was stupid enough to ignore our advice to not get involved and then get upset when exactly what we said would happen happened), the number is >0, so she could be genuinely interested in him. I find it more likely she's scheming with Praetor, either to get closer to Chris to influence him, get info, or something financially.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

I find it more likely she's scheming with Praetor, either to get closer to Chris to influence him, get info, or something financially.

Yeah, this is why I think Flutter is working or a part of Praetor. Praetor's the only group that we know of that still has an interest in Chris, albeit as a preforming monkey.

 

[Pedophobe]

If you expect me to Inspector Gadget myself into a trash can, you got another thing coming.

Go on you know you want to.

 

[BubbaRobot887]

Honestly based on what I see online I think she is just one of the Praetor's who is telling Chris she is his girlfriend to control him so they can make money off of him and she told him she is Finish and has to leave the country so Chris will leave her alone when she is at work or just sick of being around him.
I don't think Chris would do anything a group of people told him for long if they were not using the promise of China at some point in the future to keep him inline.
It's clear they are making thousands of dollars off of Chris and I don't think they are above lying to him to keep the cash flowing and we all know how easy Chris is to fool.
I know we would all like the mystery to be more complex than this but I really think it is that simple. Chris is being manipulated to work for these guys and every once in a while they give him some lego or a video game and when that isn't enough they call in this girl to keep him inline.

 

[King Kiwi]

Go on you know you want to.

And how am I to explain it to my surgeon?

Right after you good doctor.

 

[Amerikaner Teddybär]

And how am I to explain it to my surgeon?

Right after you good doctor.

Say you got into a nasty fight.

 

[FinnSven]

It's clear they are making thousands of dollars off of Chris and I don't think they are above lying to him to keep the cash flowing and we all know how easy Chris is to fool.

How is it clear they are making thousands off him?

His live streams cap out at 25k viewers or so. But most of them won’t be donating.
Maybe they make a couple of thousand if they are lucky, but this is a couple of times a month.

If it was one person, ie, Caden, reaping all the benefits fine, but this soon becomes a lot less when costs to pay for others are factored in.
Especially if they are paying for flutters flights and convention tickets.

How much merchandise are they really selling?
A sonichu medallion is only of interest to a cult level of people.
It’s not the new iPhone or even collectibles from hallmark.

Exploiting Chris’s infamy is not exactly a dependable or lucrative business.
He is a curiosity, but for all of the wrong reasons.

 

[deadson]

Thats what Im saying but the true question is, "why"

Same reason newfags swoop in and try to get their mitts on opl; a spot in Chistory and a chance to fix the tard! Also, for the lulz.

I will be surprised if the Praetors manage to wrangle chris for more than a year after his release, but if they can keep him from the streets then more power to them. Yes, it's past pathetic at this point, so all we can do anymore is observe and judge.

 

[FinnSven]

I will be surprised if the Praetors manage to wrangle chris for more than a year after his release, but if they can keep him from the streets then more power to them.

This 100%.

All it will take is him not taking the meds he is likely on for the moment, and he will get bored or some new idea will crop up in his head.

Sooner or later there will be a public meltdown or some kind of situation with officials.

Caden and co will find out that being responsible for him is an enormous headache.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

How is it clear they are making thousands off him?

His live streams cap out at 25k viewers or so. But most of them won’t be donating.
Maybe they make a couple of thousand if they are lucky, but this is a couple of times a month.

If it was one person, ie, Caden, reaping all the benefits fine, but this soon becomes a lot less when costs to pay for others are factored in.
Especially if they are paying for flutters flights and convention tickets.

How much merchandise are they really selling?
A sonichu medallion is only of interest to a cult level of people.
It’s not the new iPhone or even collectibles from hallmark.

Exploiting Chris’s infamy is not exactly a dependable or lucrative business.
He is a curiosity, but for all of the wrong reasons.

Each livestream gets well over $600.
They also sell a ton of medallions. Plus, stuff like commisions sell out in a day even though they are $275.
Comics, medallions, rocks, totems, people buy that crap.
Plus, Chris has a tugboat and Caden might have a side gig.

 

[FinnSven]

Each livestream gets well over $600.
They also sell a ton of medallions. Plus, stuff like commisions sell out in a day even though they are $275.
Comics, medallions, rocks, totems, people buy that crap.
Plus, Chris has a tugboat and Caden might have a side gig.

600 around every fortnight?

How do you know they sell tonnes of this stuff?
Is it from what they claim?
Or business reports and other publicly available documents?

So what if Chris has a tugboat? I would imagine that there has been some requirements after his release that he went to adequate accommodation. They will likely make sure he is covering rent and things.
Exploiting him for his tugboat is definitely not a goldmine.

I should hope Caden has a side hustle. Sounds like he needs one.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

600 around every fortnight?

How do you know they sell tonnes of this stuff?
Is it from what they claim?
Or business reports and other publicly available documents?

So what if Chris has a tugboat? I would imagine that there has been some requirements after his release that he went to adequate accommodation. They will likely make sure he is covering rent and things.
Exploiting him for his tugboat is definitely not a goldmine.

I should hope Caden has a side hustle. Sounds like he needs one.

OfficialCWCMart lists amount of sales.
Currently it's at 3886.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWCmart

Considering he bought a PS5, a Switch and a car right when he was out of prison, I bet he had his tugboat stockpiled.
Considering that we had no financial crisis yet, I'd think this is working fine.

 

[schizophrenic cat boy]

For people doubting Flutter's relation to the finnish language...I'll add this in later to the post, but here's the jist of it.

https://x.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1752161573089706044?s=20

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Chris, despite wanting to bitch about Duolingo on Twitter, doesn't want to reveal what language he's learning to others...

He's been conditioned very well to not blab about every little bit of information that comes his way. A few years ago, this was an impossibility so I'm rather impressed with the handlers/Flutter.

 

[King Kiwi]

Plus, Chris has a tugboat and Caden might have a side gig.

Oh, the imaginable horrors.

 

[FinnSven]

OfficialCWCMart lists amount of sales.
Currently it's at 3886.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/OfficialCWCmart

Considering he bought a PS5, a Switch and a car right when he was out of prison, I bet he had his tugboat stockpiled.
Considering that we had no financial crisis yet, I'd think this is working fine.

I am not questioning whether Chris is doing ok financially with his tugboat and such.

I am skeptical that other people can exploit his “labor” for substantial sums.

Certainly not Enough to warrant them hiring some chick who has to be flown in to tard wrangle.

 

[AnOminous]

Certainly not Enough to warrant them hiring some chick who has to be flown in to tard wrangle.

We don't know she's even flown in. It could be some red herring to have him pick her up and drop her off at the airport. Any normal person (well as normal as anyone around Chris) would have had an identifiable photo taken by now.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I am not questioning whether Chris is doing ok financially with his tugboat and such.

I am skeptical that other people can exploit his “labor” for substantial sums.

Certainly not Enough to warrant them hiring some chick who has to be flown in to tard wrangle.

She's not being hired, but probably in on it, too, for the same reason other tards want to be in on exploiting chris: e-fame