Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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>he is tall

he is 5'10 which is King of Manlets, but is tall compared to tiny 4'10 womanlets like Flutter. Hmmmmmmm

>does not smell as bad as people say (I have actually met him)

the subject of this thread has also met him

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :thinking:

It's possible you're having a laugh wanting to bait us into thinking you're Flutter, or you actually are Flutter. If so, I apologize for the graphic posts I wrote where I depicted the visual details of you performing oral on Chris and you taking Chris's dick in your private spots

also if he doesn't smell as bad, consider the fact that you may be desensitized to bad smells and may want to consider paying more attention to your hygiene

If you are Flutter, let us know if you're pregnant with Crystal or Reginald
 
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Naenia Ness said:
She has to be connected to Praetor somehow, whether its just because she was sending letters, they intercepted them and made a deal with them, or she was already with them is anyone's guess. But the more I think about this the less likely it seems to me that she's completely uninvolved.
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I just remembered something else: Chris is pretty wise to fake girls contacting him, saying they're in love with him. Him getting random letters from an unknown "girl" while in jail, expressing interest in romance with him would set off his alarms, unless someone like Caden vouched for the girl and reassured Chris they were legit.
 
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Blender said:
I find his quirkiness cute, he is tall, does not smell as bad as people say (I have actually met him) and I like that he is passion about things no matter what people do to him. He goes all in.
Growing up in a social environment that has people not doing anything out of fear of being judged, he is the extreme. It is so refreshing to see and I am sure it is cathartic for people who live in fear to do anything by themselves to see him doing what he loves. We can talk about whether the things he does are good or bad, but he is different and that is what all matters to some girls. Why do you think that many go to the women beaters, the criminals, the drug addicts? They do not fight the system, they destroy it. And we love it.
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Are you really Fiona? Well. It's not Megan but hell. It's true, Chris has a way of making us fear that we are in some way like him as well as relieved that we are not him.

Cute and quirky? Ehh. Ok. I've never heard that description of him before. I personally remember my first thought of Chris was... Is he even real or is this some elaborate setup.
 
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Blender said:
I find his quirkiness cute, he is tall, does not smell as bad as people say (I have actually met him) and I like that he is passion about things no matter what people do to him. He goes all in.
Growing up in a social environment that has people not doing anything out of fear of being judged, he is the extreme. It is so refreshing to see and I am sure it is cathartic for people who live in fear to do anything by themselves to see him doing what he loves. We can talk about whether the things he does are good or bad, but he is different and that is what all matters to some girls. Why do you think that many go to the women beaters, the criminals, the drug addicts? They do not fight the system, they destroy it. And we love it.
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Wise up you guys. This isn’t Flutter or Fiona.

Hi Sockness. Chris still won’t fuck you.
 
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FinnSven said:
Ok. But why would Chris be picking her up from the airport and driving her to places?

If she was someone assigned to him, she either would be driving him around, and he definitely wouldn’t be her contact to collect her from an airport.

And if she was assigned to him, why would she eat with him in restaurants and come with him to a convention?
That’s not wrangler behavior. That’s socializing.

Wranglers take their tards to the shops and whatnot, true, but they wouldn’t be accompanying them to a convention and surely she would have been talking to the convention staff more when they got thrown out?

A tard wrangler would have a vehicle, some sort of identification, and would be far more firm with him about being handsy.

Plus it wouldn’t be him telling strangers to not photograph if she was. She would be the one instructing people to keep distance.
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Sorry I should have been more clear. When I meant "wrangler" I didn't mean one assigned by the government. More of someone who was paid or agreed to hang around Chris to keep him under control or just to watch him so he doesn't get into trouble. Not as their job that they do for a living but as a favour or for some money. Sort of like how Bob used to pay other kids to hang out with Chris as sort of friends.
 
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Blender said:
I find his quirkiness cute, he is tall, does not smell as bad as people say (I have actually met him) and I like that he is passion about things no matter what people do to him. He goes all in.
Growing up in a social environment that has people not doing anything out of fear of being judged, he is the extreme. It is so refreshing to see and I am sure it is cathartic for people who live in fear to do anything by themselves to see him doing what he loves. We can talk about whether the things he does are good or bad, but he is different and that is what all matters to some girls. Why do you think that many go to the women beaters, the criminals, the drug addicts? They do not fight the system, they destroy it. And we love it.
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The only system Chris destroys is a system of dignity.

I know that there is the quirk of human existence that someone finds anyone attractive, but this sounds like you have a very specific interpretation of Chris combined with some kind of strange naivety.

Criminals, violent men and drug addicts who get romanticized tend to have a talent or be attractive in some other way, or they exude confidence.

I suppose Chris has a form of confidence, it’s just rooted in his delusions.
 
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A Flying Nun said:
Did your love for him end when you realized you can't blender his genitals because he's already done a fantastic job of doing that himself?
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Hmm. I had a joke like this knocking around in my mind. Gender-blendered would have been my go-to but I did do a variant of it. Though, it wasn't quite a joke.

Honestly, the whole process scares me. Truly. And if you change your mind, I hear it's very difficult to "go back". Look what Chris was willing to do to his nutsack. Horrible. And most of these are children. Very scary.
 
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Blender said:
I find his quirkiness cute, he is tall, does not smell as bad as people say (I have actually met him) and I like that he is passion about things no matter what people do to him. He goes all in.
Growing up in a social environment that has people not doing anything out of fear of being judged, he is the extreme. It is so refreshing to see and I am sure it is cathartic for people who live in fear to do anything by themselves to see him doing what he loves. We can talk about whether the things he does are good or bad, but he is different and that is what all matters to some girls. Why do you think that many go to the women beaters, the criminals, the drug addicts? They do not fight the system, they destroy it. And we love it.
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Quirkiness is one thing, but fucking your mother is a whole different level that is beyond just that. Chris being slightly above manlet and your senses must obviously be impaired. Only because of the numerous accounts of him smelling a mix between slightly perfumed swamp ass, that I tend to not really put much creditability to that encounter. Also, Chris does what he does only because he lacks the cognitive ability to actually understand the extent of his actions. Hence why he hates being called naïve, because in all reality Chris is naïve.

Him being cathartic and fearless because he is stuck mentally at the age of 12 is more or less the overstatement of the century. Also being the type of woman that is attracted to the "bad boy," personification is one thing for sure. What ever, if you essentially get off to niggers, then be my guest. Pay the toll and burn the coal and all, but Chris Chan being this enduring and captivating figure because he speds out about being a goddess messiah is just delusional at best. I don't think that he is doing any type of thing to challenge or destroy the system by going for the barbussy, if anything he is just breaking every fundamental code of what is acceptable to the human species in terms of our overall evolution. If anything, it is just a huge leap backwards, and just earmarks that Chris is a genetic mistake at best.

There are crazy and broken women out there and if that is an honest to God assessment, and not a troll. Then this just denotes that it doesn't matter ones gender, autism is eternal.
 
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