Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[PsychoNerd]

Not to mention Occam's Razor here: Who else looking like that is going to be out with fuckin' Chris-Chan?

That wasn't the angle I was trying to go with here. I was more going on the lines of that possibly being a passerby, rather than someone who was actively with Chris. The original person who posted the pic made no mention of the girl that was there, so it could really be a number of things.

 

[ThatGuyWhoLikes The Chili]

Gonna update it when I am more free, I kinda stepped away from Christory now, but I saw a new Flutter sighting on the CWCki.
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I saw a few people on CWCki who tried to debunk this, but Chris had the same exact hair in that yesterday's livestream, looks like him, Flutter has the same hair as in the previous sightings too and is considerably smaller than Chris if we take perspective into account. I'd say, albeit idk if my voice even matters that much anymore, that this is a pretty clear Chris and Flutter sighting, especially as Flutter is currently in the US, as evidenced by the Valentines Day sighting a month ago.

Considering it's almost the time of the last year's trip and the fact he announced more filler content (AI covers and Transformers reviews), I'd say he's also getting ready for the fourth Finland visit. If he randomly stops posting online and this rolls out on his Youtube, you can be certain of it. He even said he's probably gonna stop streaming soon.

These don't even count as notable sightings to me unless 1) Flutter's actual face in somehow involved. 2) They are doing something of note.
Over half these "sightings" have just been them doing normal people things that anyone would do with Flutters back to the camera, I don't even know why they are being documented. What does "Chris and Flutter need to eat food to survive" add to the conversation?

 

[The Un-Clit]

That wasn't the angle I was trying to go with here. I was more going on the lines of that possibly being a passerby, rather than someone who was actively with Chris. The original person who posted the pic made no mention of the girl that was there.

Yeah. I misunderstood what you were getting at, so killed my post. I guess I was too slow on the delete button.

 

[PsychoNerd]

Yeah. I misunderstood what you were getting at, so killed my post. I guess I was too slow on the delete button.

You're alright, fren. With such a drought of content, I don't think it's unusual for people to want something juicy.

 

[James Brown]

That wasn't the angle I was trying to go with here. I was more going on the lines of that possibly being a passerby, rather than someone who was actively with Chris. The original person who posted the pic made no mention of the girl that was there.

I'm leaning towards it being her because of the haircut and perspective. At first I thought the same thing, didn't even register it as her because it looks like an adult woman. But the photo is kind of dark and it could make her hair look darker, the bowl bangs and round face are the give-away. There's a <10% change someone with that same look is wandering into the frame of a Chris pic at Food Lion.

What does "Chris and Flutter need to eat food to survive" add to the conversation?

Its at least helpful because we still don't even know where she lives or whether she's even Finnish or not.

 

[PsychoNerd]

I'm leaning towards it being her because of the haircut and perspective. At first I thought the same thing, didn't even register it as her because it looks like an adult woman. But the photo is kind of dark and it could make her hair look darker, the bowl bangs and round face are the give-away. There's a <10% change someone with that same look is wandering into the frame of a Chris pic at Food Lion.

I suppose that's another thing to consider, the lighting of the photo is a bit dark and grainy, unlike the Valentine's pic.

Even then, for the reasons I mentioned, I still think it'd be a good idea to not mention Flutter at all in the article, since we don't know for sure. Plus, I don't think debating over whether or not this is actually Chris is all that productive (arguably, that's what this thread is for).

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

Waitaminute. Who do we think is Flutter in that picture? The figure on the far left?

I gotta disagree. I attempted to roughly straighten out the image to provide a better perspective. I think that person is still too tall to be Flutter, despite having a similar hairstyle. Seeing Flutter's height relative to Chris in other photos, if she were with him, I doubt she'd be visible over the ~5' shelf from this angle.

But note some of the details. The open boxes selling individual candy bars. The lower height of the shelves. Some sort of monitor behind Chris. This wasn't taken in a regular aisle -- this picture was taken in a checkout lane. The person on the left is the cashier. That explains why she's facing Chris and he's looking down (at the credit card machine or the conveyor belt).

 

[King Kiwi]

He's famous. I don't fully understand why but being talked about and having other people's attention, positive or not, is like catnip to women.

But if Flutter likes the fame she sure doesn't show it.

Personally I'd rather be rich.

 

[demicolon]

But if Flutter likes the fame she sure doesn't show it.

We already had one chick dumb enough to admit in public she'd like to offer herself to a disgusting tranny manchild who smells like rotting garbage, and she ran away from the Internet once everyone started making jokes at her expense. Flutter might be crazy enough to want Chris for his rep as the Bad Mother Fucker but sane enough to not want to become famous herself.

What does "Chris and Flutter need to eat food to survive" add to the conversation?

Flutter might be:
- an alien,
- a vampire,
- an astral entity,
- the avatar of a bored Hindu god.
If we can confirm that Flutter needs to eat food to survive then we can rule out the above possibilities.

 

[King Kiwi]

Flutter might be:
- an alien,
- a vampire,
- an astral entity,
- the avatar of a bored Hindu god.
If we can confirm that Flutter needs to eat food to survive then we can rule out the above possibilities.

You forgot Viking goddess of planet Cabbagor 9.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

I'm leaning towards it being her because of the haircut and perspective. At first I thought the same thing, didn't even register it as her because it looks like an adult woman. But the photo is kind of dark and it could make her hair look darker, the bowl bangs and round face are the give-away. There's a <10% change someone with that same look is wandering into the frame of a Chris pic at Food Lion.


Its at least helpful because we still don't even know where she lives or whether she's even Finnish or not.

Agreed. Flutter is right against the shelves, while Chris is half a meter or more away. Flutter even appears to be shorter than Chris in it, and with the angle it becomes even more apparent. I'll attempt to show a simple demo to show you what I mean.

Here, I added the line denoting the camera's line of sight. It's not perfect, the second pic is not depicting an accurate height difference or distance of the two, the first pic is also not taken directly from behind of Flutter, but you can see that Flutter does appear to be roughly the same height as Chris from this angle.

In any case, the sighting is 100% of Chris, no doubt. The thing to discuss is whether this is Flutter or not.
Besides, does this even really fucking matter? This sighting doesn't mean anything in any case, regardless of if Chris and Flutter were in it, the location, the time...I just wasted my time.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Flutter might be:
- an alien,
- a vampire,
- an astral entity,
- the avatar of a bored Hindu god.
If we can confirm that Flutter needs to eat food to survive then we can rule out the above possibilities.

I don't think she even fully exists.

I theorize what happened is that Chris spent so many years wishing for and envisioning a true and honest sweetheart night and day, that eventually his psychic energies coalesced into a being, which is this girl. That's why she's sort of short and weird looking, it wasn't a perfect process that birthed her into the world. She's basically a homunculus.

Chris is oblivious so he never questioned why some mysterious woman showed up one day and offered to be his girlfriend, but for her that's her one purpose. Idk the exact mechanics of this sort of thing, but if Chris stops thinking about her she could even fade from existence one day.
That's also why she seems so elusive in photos, she's not entirely compatible with our reality.

Therefore maybe she eats, but only because/when Chris imagines that she would.

 

[Michaell]

We already had one chick dumb enough to admit in public she'd like to offer herself to a disgusting tranny manchild who smells like rotting garbage, and she ran away from the Internet once everyone started making jokes at her expense. Flutter might be crazy enough to want Chris for his rep as the Bad Mother Fucker but sane enough to not want to become famous herself.

Flutter might be:
- an alien,
- a vampire,
- an astral entity,
- the avatar of a bored Hindu god.
If we can confirm that Flutter needs to eat food to survive then we can rule out the above possibilities.

Probably się isn't attracted with Chris, but it's interesting what you have in common with Chris.

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

Oh, another point indicating that the person in the picture is the cashier and not Flutter: Food Lion employees wear blue collared shirts, just like the one in the picture.

Spoiler: Examples of Food Lion uniforms from Reddit and TikTok

https://www.reddit.com/r/foodlion/comments/1atsev4/the_new_uniform_a_lot_more_stylish_and_easier_to/

https://www.tiktok.com/@playerhaterivy/video/7303660355019033902

https://www.tiktok.com/@flnightcrew1603/video/7191233228169088302

 

[Ammyterasu]

Nah I don't think it's Flutter in that pic. Perspective tricks aside (and in reality she would be way too small even for them) her hair is fuller and more bright blonde, while the one in the pic is more ash blonde maybe dyed.

this picture was taken in a checkout lane. The person on the left is the cashier. That explains why she's facing Chris and he's looking down (at the credit card machine or the conveyor belt).

That makes sense, the collar of the shirt that woman is wearing checks out, along with the store layout

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

Oh, another point indicating that the person in the picture is the cashier and not Flutter: Food Lion employees wear blue collared shirts, just like the one in the picture.

Spoiler: Examples of Food Lion uniforms from Reddit and TikTok

https://www.reddit.com/r/foodlion/comments/1atsev4/the_new_uniform_a_lot_more_stylish_and_easier_to/

https://www.tiktok.com/@playerhaterivy/video/7303660355019033902

https://www.tiktok.com/@flnightcrew1603/video/7191233228169088302

Actually, fair enough. That's not Flutter.
I rest my case.
Chris is still in this sighting tho, so that is a legitimate sighting.

 

[King Kiwi]

I don't think she even fully exists.

I theorize what happened is that Chris spent so many years wishing for and envisioning a true and honest sweetheart night and day, that eventually his psychic energies coalesced into a being, which is this girl. That's why she's sort of short and weird looking, it wasn't a perfect process that birthed her into the world. She's basically a homunculus.

Chris is oblivious so he never questioned why some mysterious woman showed up one day and offered to be his girlfriend, but for her that's her one purpose. Idk the exact mechanics of this sort of thing, but if Chris stops thinking about her she could even fade from existence one day.
That's also why she seems so elusive in photos, she's not entirely compatible with our reality.

Therefore maybe she eats, but only because/when Chris imagines that she would.

I suppose anything is possible.

She seems to have no origin other then writing to Chris in jail, some possible connection to Finland and appearing one day in a Food Lion.

There is a sort of mythical creature vibe to her.

No beginning and no ending. She's the Hobbit to his goblin.

 

[demicolon]

Or Finland is just not very prominent on the Internet. Can you remember anything famous or popular that came out of the Finnish side of the Internet? I can't.

 

[Syntaxion]

Or Finland is just not very prominent on the Internet. Can you remember anything famous or popular that came out of the Finnish side of the Internet? I can't.

Actually, quite some memes originate from that cold corner.
Levan Polkka, Darude Sandstorm, Moomins, Spurdo Sparde, Apu Apustaja

All Finnish. Not to mention Ylilauta and their international board

But their internet is similair to the Japanese one, they have their own sites and communities mostly.
Their stuff sometimes drips into the rest of the internet, but they're more isolated outside of that

 

[The Un-Clit]

Or Finland is just not very prominent on the Internet. Can you remember anything famous or popular that came out of the Finnish side of the Internet? I can't.

Lazy town and everything to do with it, you barbarian! YOU ARE A PIRATE, We are number one, etc!