Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[deadson]

There's no way the legitimacy of honor roll is being debated in 2025.

You'd be surprised at how often a certain topic is cycled in the threads when there's nothing new coming from OPL.

 

[Head]

Caden is paying her. That's the only reason I could see some Finn willingly hanging out with mister mother-fucker. I figure Caden's paying her in shrooms or weed or cash to be Chris' pretend girlfriend. Caden is probably using Flutter as the carrot in a carrot and stick scheme to keep Chris pumping out etsy shit.

he would’ve been pumping out more of that shit if he didn’t have a "relationship" like a normal human being

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

If you look at his comics vs his CADD work, you can definitely tell Chris didn't do it.

Hm? I don't know what are you talking about

 

[King Kiwi]

Hm? I don't know what are you talking about

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Fine he did .01 percent of it.

Pfft. Humble.

 

[Optimus Prime]

he would’ve been pumping out more of that shit if he didn’t have a "relationship" like a normal human being

More like he'd probably be sperging out a lot more if he wasn't under Caden's thumb every waking moment to ensure the idiot stays in line. Every one of Chris's biggest notable events has been, without fail, him coming up with absolutely nonsensical bullshit in response to some problem he faces in real life that inevitably gets him in trouble because Chris is incapable of comprehending people might have a problem with what he does.

Nowadays? He'd never engage in something like the mass vandalism of Sonic game cases in retail stores in some form of idiotic protest (and then bitch on social media about how simple anti-theft measures are insurmountable obstacles to his cause like a locked display case).

 

[Head]

Nowadays? He'd never engage in something like the mass vandalism of Sonic game cases in retail stores in some form of idiotic protest (and then bitch on social media about how simple anti-theft measures are insurmountable obstacles to his cause like a locked display case).

 

[PhiloRustica]

Yeah he was broke but had freedom. He did whatever he wanted and all he had to do is make a painting when it was ordered. He had so much freedom that he fucked his mom and now needs to answer to caden before he does anything.

You’re not thinking. You view freedom as an unmitigated and unlimited good. The only people who can enjoy freedom are people who can act as their own master. Anyone else will be carried away by impulse or adrift in indiscipline, maladjusted and miserable without someone there to manage them. It’s why children whose parents let them do whatever they want have psych problems, and why stupid, weak women will come back to a strong, abusive man over and over while they’ll divorce a doormat at the drop of a hat.

Chris is a permanent child, a child who’s been spoiled, and therefore miserable, his whole life. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if he was thriving having handlers who simply tell him “these are the rules, follow them and you get vidya and tendies, break them and we cut off your fucking internet.” What his parents should have done thirty years ago, sadly too late.

 

[D is for Stupid]

You’re not thinking. You view freedom as an unmitigated and unlimited good. The only people who can enjoy freedom are people who can act as their own master. Anyone else will be carried away by impulse or adrift in indiscipline, maladjusted and miserable without someone there to manage them. It’s why children whose parents let them do whatever they want have psych problems, and why stupid, weak women will come back to a strong, abusive man over and over while they’ll divorce a doormat at the drop of a hat.

Thanks. This makes a lot of sense especially with the idea guys saga and how it worked out when the captain also had to manipulate Chris to talk and open up.

But from his previous more recent mentions, like when he said he didn't like being called a sasquatch, knows there are more people watching and they don't like him. He has more eyes on him then ever and people want to make sure he's kicked out of anything that brings him joy. He's definitely more nervous out in public.

The conversation started because it was claimed like he won the lottery. With the little time he has out in public he's watched and he knows it. Not sure that he's living the best life. His best life, to me at least and post Bob's death, is when null was babying him for that short period of time.

Chris is a permanent child, a child who’s been spoiled, and therefore miserable, his whole life. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if he was thriving having handlers who simply tell him “these are the rules, follow them and you get vidya and tendies, break them and we cut off your fucking internet.” What his parents should have done thirty years ago, sadly too late.

The thing he learned is that actions does have consequences when he was in jail. This made it easier to caden manipulate him probably to the point he doesn't need to threaten him with homelessness, Chris now knows he's fucked without caden.

 

[King Kiwi]

You’re not thinking. You view freedom as an unmitigated and unlimited good. The only people who can enjoy freedom are people who can act as their own master. Anyone else will be carried away by impulse or adrift in indiscipline, maladjusted and miserable without someone there to manage them. It’s why children whose parents let them do whatever they want have psych problems, and why stupid, weak women will come back to a strong, abusive man over and over while they’ll divorce a doormat at the drop of a hat.

Chris is a permanent child, a child who’s been spoiled, and therefore miserable, his whole life. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if he was thriving having handlers who simply tell him “these are the rules, follow them and you get vidya and tendies, break them and we cut off your fucking internet.” What his parents should have done thirty years ago, sadly too late.

Quite true.

You are only master of your own destiny when you answer to no one.

Chris might think he's free but he will never truly be.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Shes an atomoton

 

[Optimus Prime]

Quite true.

You are only master of your own destiny when you answer to no one.

Chris might think he's free but he will never truly be.

The reality is Chris doesn't want to be free, even if he himself doesn't understand this. His treasured days at MHS? Day in, day out, he was kept on a schedule and all the important decisions were made by other people.

Under Caden, it's pretty much Chris's ideal set-up. All the big adult business like maintain a house, personal finances, all that boring shit? That's all handled by Caden. Now Chris gets to do whatever he wants all day so long as he just reads from a paper and does some things Caden asks him to do on occasion.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

The thing he learned is that actions does have consequences when he was in jail. This made it easier to caden manipulate him probably to the point he doesn't need to threaten him with homelessness, Chris now knows he's fucked without caden.

I don't know about that. Chris seemed more like he learned not to blab about bad shit he's done to untrustworthy people, who then turned him in. Chris isn't upset about what he did, he's more upset he was caught up, but since they didn't actually give him consequences, as in "you did this, here is your punishment, criminal", Chris probably doesn't even care about that. Then he gets out and enters an even new and more fun time of his life, with a girl, manager, and trips to some cool foreign county.

I also don't think Chris fears homelessness since he rarely if ever thinks ahead. That's Future Chris's problem, not his. I think he still believes that he will eventually be able to go back to Branchland when Barb dies, and that's as far he plans ahead. Chris has the mode of thinking where if he wants something, he's going to get it, no matter what, but then if something happens, even something anyone could see was going to happen, he's completely shocked.

He's still posting messages that the popular Brony folks are talking about with this Saberspark stuff simply because he still believes can be part of that circle of people simply because he wants to be so badly.

 

[Stinkyboy]

“chris learned….”
he never learned anything

 

[Male Idiot]

With "Chris Chan" using that "Flutter" name, does it mean that incestuous freak is sexually attracted to ponies as well as hedgehogs?

In other words, is he a "clopper" as as well as a "furry"?

Chris was if not the first, then one of the early bronies. Original clop.

From the literal time Chris revealed her nickname:

Considering Chris intended to go to the BABSCon 2024 with her and called themselves "The Pegasisters of the Brony Community", I'd say both are MLP fans.

They could have bonded over MLP cringe. She could be a female brony.

"UFO PORNO"?

Peak culture.

Hitler would have just had Chris sent straight to Auschwitz and immediately gassed.

They probably wouldn’t have even bothered stripping and shaving him, hell, maybe not even shoved him in the chamber but put him directly in the furnace.

He would deserve it though for making the grim train ride for the heebs in the boxcar with him suffer far worse than they would have anyway.

But Chris would tick all of the wrong boxes.

Physically and mentally degenerate.
Genetically imperfect.
Morally reprehensible.
Decedent and lazy.
Though the tranny thing, contrary to Troonish claims the Nazis actually recognized doctors notes for cross dressers and trannies, so that wouldn’t actually be an issue.

That's a level of antisemitism I have not thought possible. Not even jews deserve that fate.

All in all, either Cabbage is the most dedicated troll ever, or Chris Chad the Hedgehog BULL outdone the farms and the incels, getting the girl. He just won.

It is statistically possible and he had cast a big net with his infamy. The motherfucker is not Ted Bundy, but he is also not Ted Bundy. Every pot has its lid, if you search enough, or attain international (in)fame(y).

 

[Acoustic Virgin]

I don't know about that. Chris seemed more like he learned not to blab about bad shit he's done to untrustworthy people, who then turned him in. Chris isn't upset about what he did, he's more upset he was caught up, but since they didn't actually give him consequences, as in "you did this, here is your punishment, criminal", Chris probably doesn't even care about that. Then he gets out and enters an even new and more fun time of his life, with a girl, manager, and trips to some cool foreign county.

I also don't think Chris fears homelessness since he rarely if ever thinks ahead. That's Future Chris's problem, not his. I think he still believes that he will eventually be able to go back to Branchland when Barb dies, and that's as far he plans ahead. Chris has the mode of thinking where if he wants something, he's going to get it, no matter what, but then if something happens, even something anyone could see was going to happen, he's completely shocked.

He's still posting messages that the popular Brony folks are talking about with this Saberspark stuff simply because he still believes can be part of that circle of people simply because he wants to be so badly.

I agree that Chris likely didn't associate his crime with his time in jail. The two things happened too far apart chronologically. He has the mind of a child, so he needs to be corrected immediately in order for him to make the connection.

However, I'm sure that his time in jail was VERY eye opening for him. Up to that point in his life, he pretty much did whatever he wanted whenever he wanted and suffered only minor occasional consequences when he'd do something stupid. In jail, he'd be forced to follow a rigid schedule and follow strict rules. If he'd attempt to deviate from that schedule or break those rules, I'm sure that the guards (and other inmates, to the extent that he had interactions with them) would come down on him hard. That is where he would have found out firsthand that actions have consequences.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

However, I'm sure that his time in jail was VERY eye opening for him. Up to that point in his life, he pretty much did whatever he wanted whenever he wanted and suffered only minor occasional consequences when he'd do something stupid. In jail, he'd be forced to follow a rigid schedule and follow strict rules. If he'd attempt to deviate from that schedule or break those rules, I'm sure that the guards (and other inmates, to the extent that he had interactions with them) would come down on him hard. That is where he would have found out firsthand that actions have consequences.

I think he liked being there. People had to be nice to him, he was insulated from any "bad people", and he would have loved the regime. I mean he compared it to a hotel stay verses bouncing off the walls. The only thing he seemingly didn't like was not going home when he thought he would. Other than that, Chris took to the jail regime as well as any autistic person would.

 

[Stinkyboy]

chris is retarded
dont forget that

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

For that one post, Flutter is a brony. Chris described her as a Pegasister of the Brony community in the BABSCon 2024 email.

 

[AnOminous]

For that one post, Flutter is a brony. Chris described her as a Pegasister of the Brony community in the BABSCon 2024 email.

It's not exactly a shocker that someone who named herself after Fluttershy would be an MLP fan.

 

[King Metalia]

It's not exactly a shocker that someone who named herself after Fluttershy would be an MLP fan.

But is she a fan of cabbage patch kids?