Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

[demicolon]

Or Flutter never told him her true personal info and has a strict no-smartphone policy if Chris wants to hang around.

 

[PsychoNerd]

Is this the first time Chris has respected someone's wish to not be on the internet? Like everything we know about Flutter has been because of weens taking photos, somehow Chris has been able to restrain himself.

Well, to be fair, Chris attempted to do this same thing with Heather. He even actively avoided calling her by "Damien Antaria", and just very vaguely called her his "girlfriend". She didn't even have a cute nickname like Flutter did.

The real reason that failed was due to him carelessly showcasing her pen name, which was public information and connected to her incest and gay fic. The trolls at the time were also actively trying to figure out who the "girlfriend" was.

I think Chris creating an entirely new name for his new gal-pal might have helped create an extra layer of security for Flutter, especially since all ties to the name are at best on the CWCki, Kiwi Farms, the Chris Chan subreddit, etc.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Well, to be fair, Chris attempted to do this same thing with Heather. He even actively avoided calling her by "Damien Antaria", and just very vaguely called her his "girlfriend". She didn't even have a cute nickname like Flutter did.

The real reason that failed was due to him carelessly showcasing her pen name, which was public information and connected to her incest and gay fic. The trolls at the time were also actively trying to figure out who the "girlfriend" was.

I think Chris creating an entirely new name for his new gal-pal might have helped create an extra layer of security for Flutter, especially since all ties to the name are at best on the CWCki, Kiwi Farms, the Chris Chan subreddit, etc.

Sorry to add on but also cabbage doesn't seem to have an online presence at all which is weird to think of because you have to be online a bit to know about Chris.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Well, to be fair, Chris attempted to do this same thing with Heather. He even actively avoided calling her by "Damien Antaria", and just very vaguely called her his "girlfriend". She didn't even have a cute nickname like Flutter did.

The real reason that failed was due to him carelessly showcasing her pen name, which was public information and connected to her incest and gay fic. The trolls at the time were also actively trying to figure out who the "girlfriend" was.

I think Chris creating an entirely new name for his new gal-pal might have helped create an extra layer of security for Flutter, especially since all ties to the name are at best on the CWCki, Kiwi Farms, the Chris Chan subreddit, etc.

Lovely Weather wasn't a cute nickname?

 

[PsychoNerd]

Lovely Weather wasn't a cute nickname?

Chris never called her that. That's the name of a character from his Sonichu comics. People at the time just sorta assumed that character was based on Heather.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Chris never called her that. That's the name of a character from his Sonichu comics. People at the time just sorta assumed that character was based on Heather.

Correct. Lovely Weather was just Chris being autistic and the name came from some old timey song, I forget which. She was just a placeholder for the name of his future wife, which he predicted would happen by 2015 and later said that his comic predicted it when he was "dating" Jessica Quinn.

The timing of Lovely Weather being created was at the same time he was hanging with the Wallflower so people (understandably) thought that it was a pseudonym for her, but it was just a coincidence.

 

[CFC-12]

Sorry to add on but also cabbage doesn't seem to have an online presence at all which is weird to think of because you have to be online a bit to know about Chris.

Anyone who follows Chris enough knows there's entire forums of people dedicated to documenting every minute aspect of his life. There's a good chance Flutter knew about this and wiped all her public social media profiles prior to pursuing the relationship. Plus, if she is terminally online, she's likely not posting her face or under her real name or anything. All there really is to go off of is her face, that she's from Finland, and whatever scraps of information Chris gives us.

Lovely Weather was just Chris being autistic and the name came from some old timey song, I forget which.

Sleigh Ride. Apparently he'd just repeat "Lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together..." ad nauseum and thought Lovely Weather was a nice name.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Sleigh Ride. Apparently he'd just repeat "Lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with Lovely Weather for a sleigh ride together..." ad nauseum and thought Lovely Weather was a nice name.

That's the one

 

[King Kiwi]

Lovely Weather wasn't a cute nickname?

I don't know I'm kind of partial to Stormy that's kind of a cute name weather related.

Sunny for a fair weather name if that's what we're looking at. Summer is a good option.

But no I would not nickname someone Lovely Weather. What if we are making idol chit chat? That's one topic I have less and they don't want me to talk about Chris Chan.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

when he was "dating" Jessica Quinn.

There are two things that always get me about that "affair".

When Chris thought his love quest was finally over, he went on a tirade on Facebook doling out relationship advice like if he was some old folk with a happy, 40 years long marriage behind him. With someone he had never met in person or have had as much as a videocall.

Then Quinn fucked off and disappeared from Facebook, and, apparently, that was their only channel of contact, since Chris only could think of throwing a video onto the internet void announcing his phone number for her to contact him. He thought he was in a relationship, but bitch didn't even give him his number.

Then she came back and blamed the trolls or whatever, I always thought it would have been way, way funnier if she simply poofed out of existence with no explanation at all just to see a puzzled and desperate Chris driven up the wall trying to find her. Plus, he was on good terms with the Farms back then, with an ongoing Q&A thread, and that Quinn moron ruined it all for no particular reason.

 

[Black Yoshi]

I always thought it would have been way, way funnier if she simply poofed out of existence with no explanation at all just to see a puzzled and desperate Chris driven up the wall trying to find her.

It would've just sparked a bunch of weens to pretend to be her to further fuck with him.

 

[Zeus Blue Thunder]

It would've just sparked a bunch of weens to pretend to be her to further fuck with him.

It did spark a ween to fuck him.

 

[Black Yoshi]

It did spark a ween to fuck him.

Yes but that was after the crash out and the real Quinn quickly came on the scene to call it fake. It's highly likely Chris didn't buy it from the start.