Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

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Mr. Racewar1488 said:
People really need to get better pictures of Flutter. Unless she's some Finnish forest witch then she'll steal your testicles if you get a picture of her face.
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Yes, it would take balls of steel.

She seems to be having an overall good effect on Chris, keeping him out of trouble and getting him to dress considerably more like he's back down to earth.

Whether that's a compliment or not I don't know.
 
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Mr. Racewar1488 said:
People really need to get better pictures of Flutter. Unless she's some Finnish forest witch then she'll steal your testicles if you get a picture of her face.
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This. We need more photos of her so society is aware of her feeding the delusions of and being into guys who rape their elderly mother and who claim they're jesus.
 
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One very important detail?
"me and a group of friends saw chris-chan and "flutter" today in Rauma international market. Heard them speak and everything. Sorry i couldnt get the face in.."

Now, if you were out with your gal/friend out shopping for stuff at a flea market and you, let's say, found a cool hat for them, what would you say?
"Hey, Alli, look at this cool hat!" and "Hey, Alli, could you try it on?".

The redditor might know something.
 
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Pink-Over-Nail said:
Could Rauma be where Flutter lives?
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...wait, I assumed Rauma was a district in Helsinki...

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Okay, yeah, no, this is big. This is the first time Chris was spotted outside of Helsinki in Finland. And halfway across the country too.
It also borders...
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...hmmmm...South Ostrobothnia...where have I heard that one before...
Rauma's population is also tiny, 38 thousand.
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Zeus Blue Thunder said:
"me and a group of friends saw chris-chan and "flutter" today in Rauma international market.
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Good. I hope they stay there.

I swear to fuck if I hear that they've shown up for Ropecon...

Eeeeehhhh I will probably do nothing.

Zeus Blue Thunder said:
This is the first time Chris was spotted outside of Helsinki in Finland.
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Someone once mentioned seeing them somewhere in Espoo (also outside of Helsinki) but I can't get the site search to work right now. I don't think there were photos.
 
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Varis said:
Good. I hope they stay there.

I swear to fuck if I hear that they've shown up for Ropecon...

Eeeeehhhh I will probably do nothing.


Someone once mentioned seeing them somewhere in Espoo (also outside of Helsinki) but I can't get the site search to work right now. I don't think there were photos.
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Espoo is close enough to Helsinki so that it doesn't matter. It's just outside of Helsinki.
Ropecon...now that's an interesting thing to have in mind. Where is it and what's it about?

Oh, I see, Helsinki. Thought it maybe was something going on in Rauma.
 
Zeus Blue Thunder said:
Where is it and what's it about?
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It started off as a roleplaying game convention, but has since ballooned to include every type of fandom available. Card games, board games, Warhammer, anime, manga, historical weapon shows, professional wrestling, furries, cosplayers, talk programs. A nerdgasm in a convention center.
 
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Varis said:
It started off as a roleplaying game convention, but has since ballooned to include every type of fandom available. Card games, board games, Warhammer, anime, manga, historical weapon shows, professional wrestling, furries, cosplayers, talk programs. A nerdgasm in a convention center.
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All for something that sounds like a BDSM convention.
 
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Xev said:
Come on these pics have to be staged, there is no way some sperg can't manage to get a better shot of this chick.
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It is kind of weird but the person's reddit account seems like a real account.

I am still amazed that no one has been able to get a more clear shot of her face yet. It's not like it's illegal to take a photo of someone in public is illegal in America. The supreme court has ruled that one has no expectations of privacy when out in public
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
It is kind of weird but the person's reddit account seems like a real account.

I am still amazed that no one has been able to get a more clear shot of her face yet. It's not like it's illegal to take a photo of someone in public is illegal in America. The supreme court has ruled that one has no expectations of privacy when out in public
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I still think that your average normie who knows about Chris from a YouTube video he watched a year ago doesn't care about who he's with. Those people are just going for the sasquatch photo - anyone else in frame is incidental.

Also my deepest condolences on your passing, brother.
 
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Xev said:
Come on these pics have to be staged, there is no way some sperg can't manage to get a better shot of this chick.
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What are you saying? Bakbakbuhbakbuk?

It probably takes a snap decision to approach and then they're running for their lives.
 
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