Nobody Important
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Dude looks like something off of a Jethro Tull album cover.
Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery
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Chris wouldn't give a damn, anyways.
He doesn't overreact to things anymore and he didn't comment the last time someone did an AI voice of him.
I know it's disappointing and I am sorry that Chris doesn't give a damn anymore. Chris Chan and his history have made the better part of a decade and a half shall we say interesting I guess.
If you had nothing else to look forward to, you had the latest Saga to read or experience.
I don't think anyone should fault anyone else for wanting a return to the Glory Days.
Trolling just doesn't work anymore and it's not a good idea. Chris's "associates" make sure that everyone from weens just regular brandos stay away from him. What do you think Flutter is for?
It's beyond aggravating sometimes but you're just going to have to wait for Chris to make another major social faux pas or kick off some new, more interesting Saga on his own.
Either in regards to some shit he's reacting to or what have you. Leave Chris alone. If we get another Saga that's interesting, wonderful. If we never get one again, it was good while it lasts.
No one should fall anyone for wanting content but don't be an idiot. Any type of trolling would likely not succeed nowadays.
So no Sonic AI BS for example.
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Caden has had some reasonably serious legal trouble and has basically taken responsibility for a notorious Internet figure with a history of misconduct up to and including raping his own mother.
It’s probably for his own good that he lays low
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Yep.
Granted it’s not like pushing crack or selling smack, but motivated and petty weens could probably find a way to get him in further trouble if he was more visible.
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I mean he also got a speeding ticket.
I guess he'll just have to lay low in the house that he owns.
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Has that Flutter call been 100% proven to be AI?
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But he didn't react to it or acknowledge it.
Of course he only commented on the pregnancy rumors once they had gotten out of hand and I don't think anyone's mentioned the Flutter name call for a while.
You know because we call her a lot of names but yeah I think it comes right down to Chris just doesn't care any more or care enough to do anything and neither does his associates unless they think someone's a genuine threat to their assets and property.
But most importantly Chris and his health and well-being.
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I think Chris doesn't care either. Now that he has something with a vagina around him, all the trolling and nonsense is a distant memory for him. He also has deluded himself into thinking he's some giant celebrity that people love, and now that he thinks of himself like that, he doesn't need anything more.
It's crazy how much he's gotten off the internet in the last few years. Occasionally he'll talk to someone, but it doesn't seem like the 24/7 stuff like he had been doing. It could be mostly Flutter but I think after the incest, and people's reactions to it, had a real impact on Chris. He was completely set to just wave his arms and dismiss it, but then that didn't happen. If he does search for his name, that is what is going to come up in the searches.
It could even be too that with his Caden network behind him, Sonichu becoming profitable, that Chris really doesn't need much else. I mean imagine if he did find a girl or friend very early on, he might have just been living his life locally rather than running off to the internet every time he was upset.
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The Cwiki is the top search result after the AI Google results.
It's so amazing that Chris wants nothing to do with any of his negativity but that's what got him famous.
Chris has no use for people on the internet anymore but even he knows how much everyone hates him now.
He's never made any apologies and he's never tried to do any good to make amends for what happened.
If he's off the internet for the most part, that means he doesn't have to deal with it anymore.
Maybe it's for the best.
Pink-Over-Nail
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Chris got everything he wanted all along:
✓ Celebrity
✓ Rich boyfriend-free girl
✓ Financial freedom
He lives his life the way he wants. Get up or go to bed when he wants. Play, travel or eat as he pleases. For someone like Chris, it's the dream life.
✓ Celebrity
✓ Rich boyfriend-free girl
✓ Financial freedom
He lives his life the way he wants. Get up or go to bed when he wants. Play, travel or eat as he pleases. For someone like Chris, it's the dream life.
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Teflon Tard powers ACTI-Mmm. Yeah.
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After 2 years in jail he learned to tone down and keep more to himself. Like code switching.
Cabbage is for sure introverted. And with Chris being in jail for 2 years he learned to code switch to be "normal"
I bet she hates the attention he gets for dressing like an asshole with the medallion and has him turn it down when over seas. If I'm not mistaken he he tones it down as well when he's back home.
Usually when it comes to a boyfriend, free girl, the way he tones it down is by becoming extra creepy. It's still there like how he tried to cuddle cabbage but it's calmer.
Off topic,
I think the milk is in the goddess logs. The gamer from mars update had some of it when he interviewed chris. I wonder if he keeps writing in it regularly. But I have feeling he's too lazy for it.
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We haven’t seen him in that damn skirt for awhile, so that’s a good point.
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I don't think they're as eye opening as people think they are. Look at his stupid Transformer videos and how ripped off and repetitive they are, then imagine Chris having hours a day to fill writing stuff. The letters that he wrote were mostly poorly remembered stuff from the Bible, coupled with various bits of nonsense lore that he just came up with.
Imagine three pages of him just writing BUMBA LUMBA over and over like it's some sort of ritual or saying how Magichan beat up a bunch of centurions so Chris could escape jail and put Punchy Pilot into a magical crystal. Honestly I'd rather read about how Chris hauled his fat ass up onto the toilet to wash his ass, thinking the sink on top was a bidet, than his bored bullshit.
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True. The "milk" will be more him complaining how jail sucks and how the COs treats him like shit, which he deserves. But it wouldn't be really memorable i guess.
As for the transformer videos, it's some of the shitiest videos he's done.
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He likes them and he doesn't care if we do or not.
But he probably does think some people will like them (whether that's his fan base or transformers fans it's hard to say).
Since he has much more of the life that he wants now, there's no reason to give the vast majority of people what they want.
He got famous because he did stupid things that made him infamous, not because he's a great creative genius or because he "created" Sonchu.
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I assume we're not going to get any real leads on Flutter until we have more than a possible first name. I highly doubt someone this careful about her privacy would just have a Facebook account with her real name and photo, if she even has one at all.
I have no understanding of audio or AI, so I can't really weigh in at all on whether or not the call is real. But honestly I find it really strange that other than seemingly trying to call the poster multiple times, there was minimal tard rage. I also think it's interesting that the person posting only showed the beginning of the conversation with Chris on Etsy: notice the scroll bar.
I wonder why the Etsy conversation wasn't shared in full. The Etsy receipts that we were shown only confirm that a call was requested from Chris, not that one was ever received.
If Chris really did accidentally leak Flutter's name and blew up his phone after, you would think he would have also sent him messages and texts, threatening him, begging him... Instead we only have some missed calls from a phone number we don't know is Chris and proof that someone asked Chris to call him.
Hmmm.
I have no understanding of audio or AI, so I can't really weigh in at all on whether or not the call is real. But honestly I find it really strange that other than seemingly trying to call the poster multiple times, there was minimal tard rage. I also think it's interesting that the person posting only showed the beginning of the conversation with Chris on Etsy: notice the scroll bar.
I wonder why the Etsy conversation wasn't shared in full. The Etsy receipts that we were shown only confirm that a call was requested from Chris, not that one was ever received.
If Chris really did accidentally leak Flutter's name and blew up his phone after, you would think he would have also sent him messages and texts, threatening him, begging him... Instead we only have some missed calls from a phone number we don't know is Chris and proof that someone asked Chris to call him.
Hmmm.
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Personally, I have taken the stance that the voice call doesn't matter. If it's real, then it's just a higher quality version of the airport sighting, but it doesn't give us a real name either. I mean, is Auli even what's said here?
I feel like the only thing we have atm is one thing that everyone collectively ignored. Rauma.
Rama is a 39,000 town a few hours from Helsinki that Chris would have no reason to go to. Why the fuck would he be spotted there?
I suspect the answer is that Flutter lives there, but while it's the most likely answer, there's no proof but anecdotal one.
For anecdotal proof, I feel like them being spotted so little in Helsinki and Flutter being so unknown even over there is strange. Plus, it seems as if they were only spotted at, like, one day part whole trip. Like they were just there because, idk, they just got off the plane and wanted to shop around. Plus, the locations seem to follow the 500 bus line as Octopox once noted, which goes a bit out of the city, though obviously not the whole way. Might mean they're just easy to get to and on the way.
And, like, the distances are both a bit bigger than in the US, the roads are a lot more winded and have stricter speed limits and Chris can't drive there, I doubt Flutter would drive either. I think they're just using public transit there. This makes them being in Rauma of all places, a place with only marginal tourist interest, would not interest Chris at all, Chris who was only ever spotted at Finnish shopping places and a theme park.
Therefore, the two ways we'd be getting anything out of this would be either to try and find Flutter in Rauma, somehow, or...if it has come to this...
...scour through finnish marriage records. I am sad that this is a real possiblity I have to consider.