Orbiter "Flutter" / "Egg" / "Cabbage Patch" / "Meryl" / "Food Lion lady" - Modern Christory's biggest mystery

My hot take:

When we find Flutter, which will happen eventually, it's going to end up being really boring. She'll turn out to be a disappointment and nowhere near as interesting as the theorycrafting around her has been. Chris will continue to no longer produce worthwhile entertainment because he's living a better life than most. He has everything he has ever wanted. The great chimpouts and outbursts are past us. The cow is old and no longer produces milk.


I'd be happy to be wrong about this, but I think if we're all honest we know deep down this is how it'll go.
 
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Baguette Child said:
My hot take:

When we find Flutter, which will happen eventually, it's going to end up being really boring. She'll turn out to be a disappointment and nowhere near as interesting as the theorycrafting around her has been. Chris will continue to no longer produce worthwhile entertainment because he's living a better life than most. He has everything he has ever wanted. The great chimpouts and outbursts are past us. The cow is old and no longer produces milk.


I'd be happy to be wrong about this, but I think if we're all honest we know deep down this is how it'll go.
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I feel like I heard people say the same thing right before he banged his mom and became Jesus.
 
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Baguette Child said:
My hot take:

When we find Flutter, which will happen eventually, it's going to end up being really boring. She'll turn out to be a disappointment and nowhere near as interesting as the theorycrafting around her has been. Chris will continue to no longer produce worthwhile entertainment because he's living a better life than most. He has everything he has ever wanted. The great chimpouts and outbursts are past us. The cow is old and no longer produces milk.


I'd be happy to be wrong about this, but I think if we're all honest we know deep down this is how it'll go.
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I just want her to get found so people who know her that she's a fucked up individual who likes guys who rape their elderly mother. Society deserves to know so they can be safe
 
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There are 5 million people in Finland.

Flutter could be anywhere and that's if she lives there.

It occurs to me that if she was in Rauma and she and Chris were spotted at a theme park... She might just have been there for the theme park.

It's very possible she could live in another small town somewhere.

I really think it's possible she is a nobody outside of Chris because she has the air about her but she could also very well live in the US and just be originally from Finland. Who knows.
 
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poopinmy_line said:
Flutter is a strange, ageless creature from the forests of Finland. Despite numerous attempts to photograph her, every image ends up blurry, washed out, or strangely corrupted, as if the camera itself can't focus on her. Some whisper that Flutter is a forest spirit, others claim she’s a lost child that became caught between worlds during the dimensional merge.
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Well, she kinda has this Sasquatch-like gait indeed:

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Thing is, unlike other past eras, Caden and Praetor have Chris on a short leash. he can't chimp out on youtube or the internet in general anymore since everything has to go through praetor, and they don't want to risk losing etsy money over chris' bad behavior... whatever, maybe tomorrow something interesting would happen and i would be proven wrong.
 
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