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- Mar 10, 2020
Okay, I'm going to give you some serious help into what the women folk enjoy.
1. You gotta shave every inch of body hair below the neck. You know why women like niggers? They're almost as smooth as an asian tranny. How often do you see a big hairy nigger? Seriously.
2. Grow a few inches. It's not hard, you've seen it in movies. Where they put the character up on the rack, give it a few turns? This unlocks your body's TRUE height, you see, gravity keeps us short, fat, and dumpy. You could be at least 6'5".
3. Stop being fat, this is you just being lazy, grab a friend, grab a sharp instrument of your choosing, grab a vacuum hose, and you're good to go.
4. Women will stop ignoring you and flock to you if you do the above, followed by literally shitting your pants around every woman you see, not just the german ones. You see, her innate need to nurture, and care for you will instantly take hold. And she'll take you home, clean you up, and slob on that knob like corn on the cob. If she's disgusted she's a swine not worth your time.
1. You gotta shave every inch of body hair below the neck. You know why women like niggers? They're almost as smooth as an asian tranny. How often do you see a big hairy nigger? Seriously.
2. Grow a few inches. It's not hard, you've seen it in movies. Where they put the character up on the rack, give it a few turns? This unlocks your body's TRUE height, you see, gravity keeps us short, fat, and dumpy. You could be at least 6'5".
3. Stop being fat, this is you just being lazy, grab a friend, grab a sharp instrument of your choosing, grab a vacuum hose, and you're good to go.
4. Women will stop ignoring you and flock to you if you do the above, followed by literally shitting your pants around every woman you see, not just the german ones. You see, her innate need to nurture, and care for you will instantly take hold. And she'll take you home, clean you up, and slob on that knob like corn on the cob. If she's disgusted she's a swine not worth your time.