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Anyone forage?
I don't myself, but it's something I've thought about getting into. Especially as I'm attracted to outdoorsman type things, but don't feel real comfortable (morally) with hunting and fishing IRL and don't care for camping. I like to pick berries, and this barely counts as forage but there's a park near my apartment I walk in that has berry bushes. Used to be reluctant to forage them (not my property), but I have never once seen a person pick one off it, so anytime I'm walking through I'll pick and eat the blackberries as I walk along. (My Mom and I used to harvest berries in our own yard.)
There are some kinds of foraging that, at least at one time, could be very lucrative. Three particular plants I know of are ginseng, ramps, and truffles. Ginseng had a near-magical reputation for centuries, cure all that ails you, make your dick grow to a foot long, that sort of stuff. It grew real thick all over Appalachia (Eastern US in general, really) and there was a whole cottage industry of men going out and picking it to sell to China, who had the biggest appetite for that stuff. With ginseng it's the root you want, and you CAN cultivate it, but nobody really values it cultivated; it won't sell near as well as if you can find it wild. Through overexploitation it's become quite rare.
Ramps, another Appalachian plant, were a nasty wild onion, extremely pungent, that Cherokees worshipped and poor hillbillies ate to cleanse the blood. (Had some nutrient that their diet left them deficient in over Winter.) For a long time, it was considered trash food (like eating chitlins), but then hipster faggots from big Northern cities (my kindred spirits) decided it was artisanal and folksy and whatever all else and now they sell for ridiculous amounts of money to luxury restaurants. Of course this has meant that they too have been overharvested. They only grow at particularly high elevations, rather limited in range.
Lastly, we've probably all heard of truffles. Little black mushrooms, were spurned by the French aristos until one day Louis XIV decided they were hot shit and they've been a delicacy ever since. What's cool about them is that they hunt them with pigs, pigs go sniff them out, which is the cutest thing in the world. I would love to have a truffle hog to accompany me on my stridings and find me free money laying around the ground. Think they mostly grow in Europe, though.
My Pa would tell stories of seeing Blacks (this was back in, like, the 1970s) foraging by the sides of roads in the Midwest, looking for greens of various kinds. Some hippy types I know do the same. Also, we might add to that foraging for certain types of honey. The type of tree makes a huge impact on the taste and quality of the honey; some, like linden and white tupelo, are highly valuable luxuries. In Nepal, they have psychedelic honey made from rhododendrons, you'll trip balls and probably vomit and poison yourself.
Foraging sounds a bit appealing, I've thought of doing nature photography as a way to hunt without hunting, and foraging (where legal) is another way to go out and sort of gamble on the wilderness. Plus if I kill myself eating the wrong kind of berries that may be a benefit to you all (not have to read my garbage anymore).
I reckon we could count seafood (coastal shellfish) as foraging too, shellfish are animals but I mean they're not really animals, you know?
I don't myself, but it's something I've thought about getting into. Especially as I'm attracted to outdoorsman type things, but don't feel real comfortable (morally) with hunting and fishing IRL and don't care for camping. I like to pick berries, and this barely counts as forage but there's a park near my apartment I walk in that has berry bushes. Used to be reluctant to forage them (not my property), but I have never once seen a person pick one off it, so anytime I'm walking through I'll pick and eat the blackberries as I walk along. (My Mom and I used to harvest berries in our own yard.)
There are some kinds of foraging that, at least at one time, could be very lucrative. Three particular plants I know of are ginseng, ramps, and truffles. Ginseng had a near-magical reputation for centuries, cure all that ails you, make your dick grow to a foot long, that sort of stuff. It grew real thick all over Appalachia (Eastern US in general, really) and there was a whole cottage industry of men going out and picking it to sell to China, who had the biggest appetite for that stuff. With ginseng it's the root you want, and you CAN cultivate it, but nobody really values it cultivated; it won't sell near as well as if you can find it wild. Through overexploitation it's become quite rare.
Ramps, another Appalachian plant, were a nasty wild onion, extremely pungent, that Cherokees worshipped and poor hillbillies ate to cleanse the blood. (Had some nutrient that their diet left them deficient in over Winter.) For a long time, it was considered trash food (like eating chitlins), but then hipster faggots from big Northern cities (my kindred spirits) decided it was artisanal and folksy and whatever all else and now they sell for ridiculous amounts of money to luxury restaurants. Of course this has meant that they too have been overharvested. They only grow at particularly high elevations, rather limited in range.
Lastly, we've probably all heard of truffles. Little black mushrooms, were spurned by the French aristos until one day Louis XIV decided they were hot shit and they've been a delicacy ever since. What's cool about them is that they hunt them with pigs, pigs go sniff them out, which is the cutest thing in the world. I would love to have a truffle hog to accompany me on my stridings and find me free money laying around the ground. Think they mostly grow in Europe, though.
My Pa would tell stories of seeing Blacks (this was back in, like, the 1970s) foraging by the sides of roads in the Midwest, looking for greens of various kinds. Some hippy types I know do the same. Also, we might add to that foraging for certain types of honey. The type of tree makes a huge impact on the taste and quality of the honey; some, like linden and white tupelo, are highly valuable luxuries. In Nepal, they have psychedelic honey made from rhododendrons, you'll trip balls and probably vomit and poison yourself.
Foraging sounds a bit appealing, I've thought of doing nature photography as a way to hunt without hunting, and foraging (where legal) is another way to go out and sort of gamble on the wilderness. Plus if I kill myself eating the wrong kind of berries that may be a benefit to you all (not have to read my garbage anymore).
I reckon we could count seafood (coastal shellfish) as foraging too, shellfish are animals but I mean they're not really animals, you know?
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