Forklift problem

[Travis Touchdown (REAL)]

These assholes parked a forklift needing maintenance in front of the door to my companies break room and now the only way to access it and eat my sandwich is to go outside and trudge through the snow and ice and go around the whole entire building and enter from the front. Fuck man, what do?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Get a bigger forklift and pick up the broken forklift and move it.

 

[We Are The Witches]

The person responsible for it has a liability, so... set it on fire.

I'm joking, raise a complaint (take photos).

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Set the break room on fire and then sue the company for blocking the exit.