Formula 1 Discussion - And favourite driver?

Alpine's tractor is so bad that they're getting gapped by Logan Sargeant, but sure, the paint was the problem. What a bunch of French idiots. They're making Binotto look like a genius.
But their management and DTS told me it was all Szafnauer's fault and they'd be building a car so fast no one else could even get in their 107% time.

Guess it's time to fire all the upper management again and change nothing else, that'll definitely get them all the championships in '25.

In all seriousness Alpine and their Renault masters are super unrealistic about F1. They seem to think they can put minimal investment in but their constructor "pedigree" will guarantee them the win.

Daddy stroll just spent $230 million on a state of the art wind tunnel. RBR have shelled out a silly number on a new wind tunnel and HPC suite. Mercedes have just got permission for a huge expansion of their site.

Alpine are fucking around with out of date tech and pretending they'll somehow turn all this around for not other reason than they're alpine.
 
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But their management and DTS told me it was all Szafnauer's fault and they'd be building a car so fast no one else could even get in their 107% time.
Now, I don't really wanna wave the flag for Otmar as a true great manager or anything.

But he seems to be going for the maximum number of people he can walk up to in the paddock and say "Hey! Guess who the problem wasn't?"
 
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These are phone screenies. Anyone can make them.

>Talk to help you explode
>Worse than touching

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Now, I don't really wanna wave the flag for Otmar as a true great manager or anything.

But he seems to be going for the maximum number of people he can walk up to in the paddock and say "Hey! Guess who the problem wasn't?"
He's trying to make his case for being Michael Andretti's top guy.
 
Found a link to the Google Drive in case anyone was curious. It's mostly WhatsApp conversations with some selfies and 1 blurry dick pic. The text conversations mostly appear to show 1 sided flirting or sexual harassment, but at the same time you feel like there's some kind of context missing. My personal theory is workplace affair gone sour but Horner tries to keep it going, while she collects evidence of him pushing the issue. Either way, not gonna be a good look to his wife.

 
Found a link to the Google Drive in case anyone was curious. It's mostly WhatsApp conversations with some selfies and 1 blurry dick pic. The text conversations mostly appear to show 1 sided flirting or sexual harassment, but at the same time you feel like there's some kind of context missing. My personal theory is workplace affair gone sour but Horner tries to keep it going, while she collects evidence of him pushing the issue. Either way, not gonna be a good look to his wife.

For Google drive haters:

 
Yo Miłosz Chodyna if you see this before quali you might want to add 2 teams to the league

Sky won't let me have Horny TP as a team name fucking Horner ball washers...

Also why did they make their UI even worse for this year?


Oh as for Horner it looks like a consensual affair so bringing sport/company into disrepute would be a new investigation and disciplinary procedure and not a redo of what he just went through. I am shocked about how little people know of the grievance and disciplinary procedure...

Edit: ok that's cute

 
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Alonso 7/10ths ahead of stroll lol. Alpine still gobbling cocks.
Hamilton down in 12th with 5 minutes left of Q1

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updated end of Q1

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Alonso 7/10ths ahead of stroll lol. Alpine still gobbling cocks.
Hamilton down in 12th with 5 minutes left of Q1

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updated end of Q1

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It gets even better whole grid just over a second apart at the end of Q1. Shit is tighter than a nun's cunt.

And people say the cost cap isn't working...

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