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I'd like to think that I'm a pretty moderate and even tempered member of the forum, but it'd be really nice if we could eradicate that particular culture from the planet. Imagine shooting someone over a gay dance.
While I'd really like to say this is an exclusively nigger problem, try wearing the wrong soccer memorabilia in the wrong big city.
 
Snoop has been relegated to being a cartoon character and Fortnite has stooped to the same level as modern Call of Duty
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Dark times for AAA FPS games indeed
In all fairness call of duty has a history of dude weed cosmetics and even featured snoop dog as a dlc announcer in cod ghosts, them adding snoop as a playable character is just the next natural progression as where fortnite adding him is just soulless nigger pandering especially when they treat him with the same respect as he treats himself by putting him next to fucking ice spice.
come to think of it the trio of rappers shown in the trailer this season consist of a white nigger, a washed up nigger, and a mutt who wants to be a nigger.

So I went back to the yacht again and found out him dropping the weapon and healing before dying is a feature not a bug. the being unable to shoot thing though? 100% buggy shit. I ended up being the only guy on the boat this time save for some hostile npcs but he stops to fucking high five you for some reason and then you can kill him.
thats a gimmick of this season, all the bosses turn into followers when you kill them.
 
There's no fucking way Epic didn't get 20 people up the line going "hey this a gang affiliation thing with a bloody history behind it" on the way to putting this in the game but still decided to sell it to ten year olds. What the fuck is this reality
 
I finally got a fucking victory this season in the farms (specifically the corn fields) section of all places while me and some other guy kepttrying to do drivebys at each other. Of course I fucking crip walked in celebration.

thats a gimmick of this season, all the bosses turn into followers when you kill them.
Yeah noticed. I guess when I was fighting meowdas he glitched and died from me shooting him somehow after i got him as an ally the first 2 times.
 
They're adding the Crip Walk to Fortnite

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As a minority Latinx who went to a public school, you were drilled by kids and students to NEVER do this as this was how you get your ass beat or even shot.

Look forward to 10 year old White boys doing this in broad daylight
Glad to see Natural Selection programs being enforced.

(Why are you using Latinx by the way? I’ve seen many Spanish speakers express disdain for it.)
 
Unironic missed oppurtunity to give him a snoop dog snow cone/ice cream machine in reference to the song. I mean his head morphs into a fucked up snoopy for the skin so likethe pickaxe should be some ridiculous shitposty thing like the copus amount of snoop dogg meme weaponry in indie rpgs and webcomics during the 2000s/2010s era of the internet.

Anyways back to the game. The map feels weirdly smaller to me despite it being the same geometry I remember. I wonder f they shrunk it by a little bit? Still, the chapter 2 map was a really fun one and 'm glad to see it back. No clue why the grotto is still destroyed and is now filled with gravel for some fucking reason but the top entrance hole is still there.
 
Ik there's a lot of nostalgia for early Fortnite here because the Farms is being overtaken by twelve year olds, but ngl while Chapter 2 was the first time I picked up the game and the classic art style is undeniably better than the modern art style, this map sucks. It's really empty and the lack of mobility items makes that all the more apparent. Maybe I was just spoiled by the past several seasons being fast paced and putting an emphasis on movement, but this just feels like a slog and the grappler is basically worthless because there's basically no verticality to the island
 
this map sucks. It's really empty and the lack of mobility items makes that all the more apparent. Maybe I was just spoiled by the past several seasons being fast paced and putting an emphasis on movement, but this just feels like a slog and the grappler is basically worthless because there's basically no verticality to the island
The chapter 2 map gradually added stuff that'd carry into the next several chapters. Weapons and features wise this feels like chapter 1 levels of barren save for the fact bosses exist. Honestly one of my favorite parts of chapter 2 was when the storm got replaced with a water wall for a bit after thee live event a lot of people asidefrom streamers got fucked out of viewing and the water world shit that followed. Cool mobility gimmick till the waters receded and made shit boring till the ayys showed up. I have a feeling the watered down feeling of this rewind is probably due to them not wanting to make the "comp players" mad., essentially falling into the same trap TF2 did before which fortnite has already done a few times. If I was in charge of this I'd pull themost schizophrenic shit and enable every chapter 2 gimmick at once. flooding/water wall/alien ships/raider drop pods all at once and watch them fucking screech about it because "OH NO THE METAAAAAAA"
 
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They're adding the Crip Walk to Fortnite

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As a minority Latinx who went to a public school, you were drilled by kids and students to NEVER do this as this was how you get your ass beat or even shot.

Look forward to 10 year old White boys doing this in broad daylight
Evolution and natural selection.
 
Everyone shut the fuck up about snoop dogg we need to find the gnomes
 
Maybe it's finally time to point at the naked Emperor and admit Snoop Dog isn't funny.
If he was naked it'd be EXTRA funny what the fuck are you on about?
Like saying "admit snoop dogg isn't funny" coupled with "point at the naked emperor" is like shit that doesn't even go together. The entire POINT of pointing at the naked emperor is because he's fucking naked and it's funny.
 
They're adding the Crip Walk to Fortnite

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As a minority Latinx who went to a public school, you were drilled by kids and students to NEVER do this as this was how you get your ass beat or even shot.

Look forward to 10 year old White boys doing this in broad daylight
I'm also looking inevitable increase in gun violence in bloods territory. Leave it to chink companies to fuck things up.
 
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