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- Dec 16, 2020
I remember back when Kongregate wasn't gay ...
the forums used to have a thread where every user answered what the user above that paid something has obtained, then puts something into the machine. I saw that Kiwi Farms didn't have such a thread so I wanted to try to make one. The catch? Kiwi Farms does not censor your speech so this can get more chaotic than the original one did. Just think of it like a social experiment.
The rules are simple:
1. You can't put nothing into the machine. Try harder.
2. Assume the machine is indestructible and even after the sun's imminent heat death it will probably still be here, floating in empty space.
3. If you try to insert the machine into the machine then the machine will output your grandpa back in time when he was in the army to shoot you before you succeed in executing this time paradox.
Lets run a sample game here:
player1: Since there's nobody above me, I put a dog into the machine.
player2: You get a limited edition polaroid of null eating a cheeseburger, I put a KFC coupon into the machine.
player3: You get the nigga that tried to jump the line in the KFC, I put in the color chart stuck on the back of a box of foundation powder.
player4: You get concrete, I put in the planet Mars.
If someone makes a dumb reply (ie: makes the game impossible to continue) feel free to use reactions to *kindly* remind them of their illiteracy and use the latest valid input to continue.
Also if for whatever reason you want to use images instead of words honestly why the fuck not.
previously:
player4: You get concrete, I put in the planet Mars.
OK I'll start, you get Charlie wearing a space suit to shoot a commercial and I put in a suit of heavy tank armor.
the forums used to have a thread where every user answered what the user above that paid something has obtained, then puts something into the machine. I saw that Kiwi Farms didn't have such a thread so I wanted to try to make one. The catch? Kiwi Farms does not censor your speech so this can get more chaotic than the original one did. Just think of it like a social experiment.
The rules are simple:
1. You can't put nothing into the machine. Try harder.
2. Assume the machine is indestructible and even after the sun's imminent heat death it will probably still be here, floating in empty space.
3. If you try to insert the machine into the machine then the machine will output your grandpa back in time when he was in the army to shoot you before you succeed in executing this time paradox.
Lets run a sample game here:
player1: Since there's nobody above me, I put a dog into the machine.
player2: You get a limited edition polaroid of null eating a cheeseburger, I put a KFC coupon into the machine.
player3: You get the nigga that tried to jump the line in the KFC, I put in the color chart stuck on the back of a box of foundation powder.
player4: You get concrete, I put in the planet Mars.
If someone makes a dumb reply (ie: makes the game impossible to continue) feel free to use reactions to *kindly* remind them of their illiteracy and use the latest valid input to continue.
Also if for whatever reason you want to use images instead of words honestly why the fuck not.
previously:
player4: You get concrete, I put in the planet Mars.
OK I'll start, you get Charlie wearing a space suit to shoot a commercial and I put in a suit of heavy tank armor.
They already messed up your rules!