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[exball]

I equip my +1 fedora of summoning.

 

[c-no]

I equip my +1 fedora of summoning.

With that +1 fedora of summoning you can either summon a horde of ponies, a battalion of nice guys, or even a purple dragon. While you equip that, I equip the attraction sign. Now my possibility of building a sweet-heart from the ground up increase from 0% to 0.000001%.

 

[Dollars2010]

It seems that I have taken a wrong turn somewhere in the midst of the Spergatory and have encountered a sight most spooky: the dragon lord of autism.

 

[c-no]

It seems that I have taken a wrong turn somewhere in the midst of the Spergatory and have encountered a sight most spooky: the dragon lord of autism.

A dragon lord? If you encounter that, then let me help. I equip my +3 Fedora of Euphoria and my Sonichu Medallion for a boost in intelligence and speed. I then throw an MLP plushie at the dragon lord as distraction while charging a ice spell to throw.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

ALL OF A SUDDENJ WOODY CHAN COMES IN WITH TWO BUCKETS OF CHERRY LUBE

"Come get some you fucking furfag!" he says to the dragon

 

[Dollars2010]

As the mists of the forest fade upon the arrival of Woody Chan, it is revealed that the dragon lord was none other than some guy wearing a cheap fursuit.

Spoiler

He murrs over in Woody's direction after passing a suggestive look over at C-no, noticeably flattered by the MLP plushie as he snuggles close to his chest and strokes it tenderly.

 

[c-no]

As the mists of the forest fade upon the arrival of Woody Chan, it is revealed that the dragon lord was none other than some guy wearing a cheap fursuit.

He murrs over in Woody's direction after passing a suggestive look over at C-no, noticeably flattered by the MLP plushie as he snuggles close to his chest and strokes it tenderly.

With the fursuiting dragon distracted by my MLP plushie, I take out my +2 club of furry trolling which I then use to swing in a sneak attack at the furry. The attack is a success, penalizing him with a fursecution nerf, reducing his AC by -5 and draining his mana by 75%. I then cast my ponification spell, causing the furry to get angry as his dragon costume is changed into a pony costume and it is his least favorite pony, causing him to focus his attention on me, allowing anyone else to sneak an attack on him.

 

[Dollars2010]

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" echoes throughout the woodlands as the once red dragon fursuit has taken on the form of Pinke Pie the party pony!

Spoiler

Pinkie Pie was his least favourite pony and having his hard earn tugboat bought dragon fursuit change into the wretched pink pony broke his furry little heart. Beaten and battered, his full attention his stuck upon C-no. "I-I stuhrangle you with my paws!" he wheezes out, pointing his stump of an appendage at him. "Err, hooves I mean."

 

[c-no]

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" echoes throughout the woodlands as the once red dragon fursuit has taken on the form of Pinke Pie the party pony!

Spoiler

Pinkie Pie was his least favourite pony and having his hard earn tugboat bought dragon fursuit change into the wretched pink pony broke his furry little heart. Beaten and battered, his full attention his stuck upon C-no. "I-I stuhrangle you with my paws!" he wheezes out, pointing his stump of an appendage at him. "Err, hooves I mean."

With the tears of agony flowing through the fursuiter, I take the initiative so cast my purple dragon form spell, turning into a purple dragon from MLP. The fursuiter is filled with envy, seeing as how I am a dragon and he isn't. I then cast a summoning spell, bringing in an armored corgi.

The corgi acts as my guardian and tank, taking out the fursuiter in one deadly blow.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Woody Chan throws the two buckets of sillicone Cherry Lube at the pony, then pulls a lighter out of his ass, tossing that at the monstrosity. QUICK! I MADE SOME EMERGANCY GRILLED CHEESE RATIONS AT MY PLACE! RUUUUN!

 

[c-no]

Woody Chan throws the two buckets of sillicone Cherry Lube at the pony, then pulls a lighter out of his ass, tossing that at the monstrosity. QUICK! I MADE SOME EMERGANCY GRILLED CHEESE RATIONS AT MY PLACE! RUUUUN!

Since Woody Chan has emergency grilled cheese rations, I cast a spell of mass teleportation, bringing me and any allies to Woody Chan's place for delicious grilled cheese rations.

 

[Dollars2010]

The corgi queen enjoys a nice grilled cheese after the encounter with the fursuiting horror.

 

[Fialovy]

The Grilled Cheese restores all of your HP and mana

 

[c-no]

The Grilled Cheese restores all of your HP and mana

While eating grilled cheese, something had occured outside. An elf and an orc are accosted by a strange wizard who wants them to go through his forest of urine. Digusted and angered by the wizards creepy request, the elf kicks the wizard in the .

 

[exball]

I cast magic at the elf.

 

[Dollars2010]

I hop off of my throne and repeatedly bark at the door.

 

[applecat]

I gaze with disdain upon the scene before me and break out into a dance of superiority.

 

[Arkangel]

As the world below continues as normal, a few people notice that the sky grows a bit darker. At first they think it's clouds, but the weather says it's supposed to be a clear day. Soon, more people look up at the sky in confusion trying to get a glimpse of what is approaching. In a few minutes, it is clear what they are as they get closer: space ships. Giant space ships. They cast a long shadow over the landscape as they move, blocking the suns rays and leaving a sense of awe in their wake. Some people are frightened while others look with excitement. Who are these outer-world visitors and where did they come from? Suddenly, the ships stop and simply hover in place. One person looks up and says,"Look! There's something coming down!" They were correct. A smaller ship had descended from the larger one and was making it's way towards the ground. The ship had a strange marking which, to the people of earth, looked like the letter "Z". The ship finally made touchdown on a hill where the whole town was in view. The doors opened with a slight sound of creaking metal and a tall figure descended the steps. It was dressed in a black suit with a cape. In one hand, it held a microphone like device. Soon, It reached it up to it's head and began to speak.

"GREETINGS HUMANS!" said the alien. It's voiced echoed through the air like the voice of an omnipresent diety.

"I am Ziltoid! The Omniscient! I have traveled far from across the omniverse! You shall fetch me your planet's ultimate cup of coffee! Black! You have five earth minutes! Make it perfect!"

 

[c-no]

As the world below continues as normal, a few people notice that the sky grows a bit darker. At first they think it's clouds, but the weather says it's supposed to be a clear day. Soon, more people look up at the sky in confusion trying to get a glimpse of what is approaching. In a few minutes, it is clear what they are as they get closer: space ships. Giant space ships. They cast a long shadow over the landscape as they move, blocking the suns rays and leaving a sense of awe in their wake. Some people are frightened while others look with excitement. Who are these outer-world visitors and where did they come from? Suddenly, the ships stop and simply hover in place. One person looks up and says,"Look! There's something coming down!" They were correct. A smaller ship had descended from the larger one and was making it's way towards the ground. The ship had a strange marking which, to the people of earth, looked like the letter "Z". The ship finally made touchdown on a hill where the whole town was in view. The doors opened with a slight sound of creaking \M/ETAL and a tall figure descended the steps. It was dressed in a black suit with a cape. In one hand, it held a microphone like device. Soon, It reached it up to it's head and began to speak.

"GREETINGS HUMANS!" said the alien. It's voiced echoed through the air like the voice of an omnipresent diety.

"I am Ziltoid! The Omniscient! I have traveled far from across the omniverse! You shall fetch me your planet's ultimate cup of coffee! Black! You have five earth minutes! Make it perfect!"

I cast a spell that opens an rift within the time stream, grabbing the ultimate cup of coffee that is from this planet to give to you. Although you get the coffee, I feel the negative effects of tampering with the time stream. In essence, I lose my neck-beard and my precious fedora is damaged.

 

[Arkangel]

This is not what I demanded! I demanded a cup of coffee from THIS planet! Not one from another dimension!