Forum under DDoS attack

[NSFW]

I have no idea who this One guy is am I rarted

Null went out to buy cigarettes and he’s not coming back. Mom said One is our new dad now.

 

[C0d3]

Well done, @One, now bring back 8archive.

 

[Dick Pooman]

1 Nigger = 1 minute of DDoS protection

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

It's actually pretty cool that trannies are so mentally ill that 41% of them kill themselves. They'll never be women and anyone addressing them as such is merely humoring them, hilarious!

 

[Gar For Archer]

When's the One Punch Man webcomic coming off hiatus?

 

[AcidityLiquidity]

1 Nigger = 1 minute of DDoS protection

We need to quote our boy Terry then

Saint Terry

American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from niggers. They post sassy gifs about niggers. They watch sportsball in worship of niggers. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of niggers playing sports. They use nigger slang like "bruh" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the father of protestantism. They're thinking of the nigger. Their cities are completely overrun with niggers. They worship their ZOGbot police force disproportionately filled with niggers and their global police force of soldiers filled with niggers. Their men sit around watching nigger ball while their women sit around watching nigger talk shows and fantasizing about nigger dick. They worship niggers like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and the late Eddie Murphy while attacking the whites who actually built their country before niggers took over. Their movies are filled with niggers and their music charts are topped by niggers. They send niggers to the Olympics and celebrate when the niggers win because those niggers are true red blooded american niggers. They watch nigger porn to a point where "BBC" does not make them think of an international media company but about nigger penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate niggers and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love niggers but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of nigger loving niggers.

 

[:gold:]

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Do you know unix?

 

[One]

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Do you know unix?

No, I just DDG and cut and paste shit from StackOverflow until the dinosaur moves. SGI did nothing wrong!

 

[Zero Day Defense]

KIWI FARMS IS UNDER SIEGE

UNDER LOCKDOWN

 

[One]

We had a hiccup early today that Null solved. And looks like another flood attempt right now. We're keeping an eye on things.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

I understand that incoming traffic isn't signed by the culprit, but what's your thoughts - is it ILJ glowie family or trannies trying to keep Near as dead as possible?

 

[Pee Cola]

I understand that incoming traffic isn't signed by the culprit, but what's your thoughts - is it ILJ glowie family or trannies trying to keep Near as dead as possible?

Yes.

 

[MagmaStalker]

When will these retards learn that DDOSes are nothing but a temporary solution to their imagined problems and a massive money hole? At best DDOSes put a site "down" for a few days, but you have to constantly be using your own money to supply that.

At best your hosting provider has enough and fires you as a client

 

[glass_houses]

At best your hosting provider has enough and fires you as a client

I'm actually beginning to wonder if the guy that owns Cloudflare is a farmer. That's why they've put up with all this shit for so long.

 

[Dona Morte]

No worries. Thank you for your service.
All Hail St. Terry, may he protect us from the Glowies.

 

[gaystoner]

I blame tranny demon hackers

 

[Fireman Sam]

Hmmm, why is it that Null and One are never online at the same time?
A conspiracy methinks!

 

[Grub]

I find solace knowing everytime the site times out, somewhere a tranny is seething in rage.

 

[Personal Jesus]

We had a hiccup early today that Null solved. And looks like another flood attempt right now. We're keeping an eye on things.

Thank you for your service during these trying times, now the question everyone wants to know the answer for is, who the fuck are you?

 

[pogoroooo]

When's the One Punch Man webcomic coming off hiatus?

Goddamn it, you beat me to it. I was gonna write a joke about the new admin actually being OPM author in disguise, helping the farms to make the troons cope and seethe (and dilate).
Either way, thank you for your service based admin.