Found a cursed object while cleaning my wardrobe help

[Crex Crex]

Hello I was cleaning my wardrobe when I found this poweful evil object. What should I do with it? Is my home cursed now? Am I in danger?

also no I didn't just buy it, pretty sure my dad used to own it.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

get a sonichu medallion and document your life on the internet!

 

[lolcow yoghurt]

Your dad had a potential

 

[Crex Crex]

Your dad had a potential

He's still alive. Maybe he is the reincarnation of Bob.

 

[Hellwalker]

Sorry, bud. Your Internet is gonna be cut down now.

 

[Necrosan]

>his town doesn't have a local shaman
NGMI

 

[General Emílio Médici]

Draw a circle with rock salt around it to stop the spread of negative energies while you look for a more permanent solution.

I would recoment burying it somewhere with a layer of salt around it. Sprinkle some holy water and try to get a shovelful of dirt from a church plot (a real church, not some evangelical yahoo club, you can get away with a protest church as long as it is old enough and was both built for use as a church and still in use as a church in a respectful manner)

 

[LowlyPheasent]

I hear in old folklore pickles are good for keeping demons like these at bay.

 

[Tom Malvoro Riddle]

roll it up and shove it up your ass

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Oh my god!
That's Ethan Ralph's shirt!

 

[MrTroll]

You probably didn't realize this when you made this thread but that shirt looks like the one that Chris used to wear. Just pointing it out for you.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

What should I do with it?

Wear it

 

[Eventide]

I'm a Native American, I know how to smudge/cleanse.

Okay, you're gonna wanna go down to your local deli/gas station/wherever you can get tobacco products. Buy chewing tobacco. You mix some of the chewing tobacco with water and either put it in a spray bottle or just use your fingers to throw the tobacco water at the objects like a Catholic Priest exorcising demons. The tobacco in the water will drive out the negative energy/cleanse the area, as tobacco is a gift to humanity from the Manitou and as such, possesses divine protective energy.

 

[Rango Dango]

get a sonichu medallion, do a cosplay and post it here

 

[Elite Kipchak]

I like to think chris is the sole reason these aren't in style anymore.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Uh oh... for your sake I hope your mother is hot.

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

That's at least a 3-star polo. Put it on!

 

[Tequila Katie]

It chose you. Fulfill your destiny.

 

[R00T]

it's still folded and does not appear to have become a 3xl yet. You're gonna need some gloves and to repeat the 12th blessing of the Amidah while you're disposing of it. Once it's in the burn pit or garbage can (burn pit is safer so long as you avoid the residual energy flames send off by staying far enough back you must simply repeat "if this evil spirt does return I will cut it down," 4 times. Have the axe handy while doing so and speak with conviction. The spirits can dectect a liar.

 

[SITHRAK!]

You now have the basis for a Halloween costume TO THE EXTREME!