UN Fourth Democratic Debate: A New Dope

Starts at 5pm-8pm PST / 7pm CST-10pm CST / 8pm-11pm EST

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Welcome to fourth Democratic primary debates, tonight will feature:

Joe Biden former Vice President


Kamala Harris senator from California


Bernie "Heart Breaker" Sanders senator from Vermont


Andrew Yang businessman


Cory Booker senator from New Jersey and mutated Obama clone


Beto O'Rourke representative from Texas


Amy Klobuchar senator from Minnesota


Julian Castro former housing and urban development secretary


Pete Buttigieg mayor of South Bend


NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES: Tom Steyer billionaire and businessman


Elizabeth Warren Massachusetts senator


RETURNING: Tulsi Gabbard Hawaii representative


The poll will be posted after the debates. I'm happy to see Tulsi return, but I hate Tom Steyer, mixed bag. I predict tonight is going to be a total mess, this is make or break time.

 

[zap2theextreme]

Harris: "When I get elected [...]"

We're gonna' need a bigger rainbow.

still lmaoing at Harris' entire campaign platform as a "progressive" prosecutor, a complete oxymoron btw, being entirely demolished by Tulsi within the span of a 2 min response

 

[Drunk and Pour]

I don't have a beef with billionaires, I just want to take most of your money and give it to losers. It's nothing personal, it's just business.

 

[The Pink Panther]

I don't have a beef with billionaires, I just want to take most of your money and give it to losers. It's nothing personal, it's just business.

There should be a term for this: Robin Hood Economics

 

[the fall of man]

This is severely lacking the lulz of the first three debate shifts.

It's just inaccuracy here and inaccuracy there.

We’re not at round two, “Sick Burns”. Tulsi doubtless has been working on hers for two months.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

For just 2 cents a day, you can put a baby in a daycare cage.

 

[Maxliam]

I think they know..they know that someone is gonna come down from her mountain tomorrow and announce.

Oh god if she does this, I will probably laugh my ass so hard my shit will fly out all over my place like that one time.

 

[HumanHive]

"The wealthy have a moral obligation to pay for public services they benefit from."
Easy way to do this: a fucking flat tax that's based on usage, not what tax bracket you fit into and how an accountant can figure out a way to ensure you magically pay nothing.

 

[ADHD]

Oh shut up Cory, we want to see you all tear each other down!

 

[The Pink Panther]

And these guys are like broken records too.

This is like the zillionth time that Booker said "We got a one-shot chance of making Trump a one-term president."

 

[Kerr Avon]

This was guaranteed to be a buzzkill after the troon town hall. Hope Beto gets a good sperg out.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Violence of child poverty? Fucking Christ.

 

[Absolutego]

And these guys are like broken records too.

This is like the zillionth time that Booker said "We got a one-shot chance of making Trump a one-term president."

"There it is, the memorized 25 second speech" - the most based thing Chris Christie has said in his entire political career

 

[It's HK-47]

Booker: We've had 20 years of Presidential debates, and we've yet to talk about the violence in America of child poverty.

That's probably because that sentence is completely nonsensical, Booker. We've never debated taxing methane emissions for unicorn farts or imposed sanctions against the dragon manure industries, either.

 

[the fall of man]

oh god Castro is talking about the Las Vegas tunnels

The people who move down there are mostly unhireable mentally ills or people who would rather live in the tunnels than work. I have known people who have decided “screw work, I’d rather live in the tunnels”.

Meanwhile, California’s handout culture has caused tent cities of mentally ill thieves. Castro attacks Vegas because Trump’s largest contributors include Sheldon Adelson of the Las Vegas Sands.

 

[Maxliam]

Oh shut up Cory, we want to see you all tear each other down!

Basically this:

And these guys are like broken records too.

This is like the zillionth time that Booker said "We got a one-shot chance of making Trump a one-term president."

That's because these fucks are such losers and low energy that's all they can say. They sound like Joe played the damn record player after he dealt with Corn Pop.

 

[Tor Lugosi]

Generic, vague statements and personal anecdotes that totally, really happened. This is really fucking boring.

Did everyone see their numbers drop after the LGBT townhall debate and decide to play it safe this time?

 

[The Pink Panther]

Who's surprised Bernie didn't mention that "ON DUH ADS THEY WILL BE PLAYING HEALTHCARE COMMERCIALS TO COUNTERACT MY ANTI-HEALTHCARE INDUSTRY GOALS."

 

[Absolutego]

Booker: We've had 20 years of Presidential debates, and we've yet to talk about the violence in America of child poverty.

That's probably because that sentence is completely nonsensical, Booker. We've never debated the taste of unicorn farts or imposed sanctions against the dragon manure industries, either.

I really REALLY cannot wait for "x is violence" going the way of the dodo among the various Democrat talking points.

 

[Maxliam]

oh god Castro is talking about the Las Vegas tunnels

The people who move down there are mostly unhireable mentally ills or people who would rather live in the tunnels than work. I have known people who have decided “screw work, I’d rather live in the tunnels”.

Meanwhile, California’s handout culture has caused tent cities of mentally ill thieves. Castro attacks Vegas because Trump’s largest contributors include Sheldon Adelson of the Las Vegas Sands.

Yeah this is hilarious. Boo hoo, feel bad you have drive, talent, skill, ambition, and sacrcified your time and energy to create an entertainment mecca like Vegas because some idiots who can't stop boozing or shooting up now sleep in tunnels. It's your fault!!!

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

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