UN Fourth Democratic Debate: A New Dope

Starts at 5pm-8pm PST / 7pm CST-10pm CST / 8pm-11pm EST

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Welcome to fourth Democratic primary debates, tonight will feature:

Joe Biden former Vice President


Kamala Harris senator from California


Bernie "Heart Breaker" Sanders senator from Vermont


Andrew Yang businessman


Cory Booker senator from New Jersey and mutated Obama clone


Beto O'Rourke representative from Texas


Amy Klobuchar senator from Minnesota


Julian Castro former housing and urban development secretary


Pete Buttigieg mayor of South Bend


NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES: Tom Steyer billionaire and businessman


Elizabeth Warren Massachusetts senator


RETURNING: Tulsi Gabbard Hawaii representative


The poll will be posted after the debates. I'm happy to see Tulsi return, but I hate Tom Steyer, mixed bag. I predict tonight is going to be a total mess, this is make or break time.

 

[Muttnik]

Welcome back, Tulsi!

Guess I gotta go buy some popcorn. Weather outside is a bitch but what can you do?

 

[Pickle Dick]

on one hand, im happy to see gabbard is back in the debates (even if shes been pro-impeachment lately)

on the other hand, who on earth is tom steyer and why is he in the debate (and not that one other meme candidate, williamson)

 

[lolwut]

Has Castro always looked like someone photoshopped his face onto another dude's head? How have I never noticed this before.

 

[Ruin]

Williamson is probably too busy trying to kill Big boss and build a weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

 

[Maxliam]

Special guest referees are Corn Pop and the Balanced Breakfast Boyz.

 

[zap2theextreme]

vote bernie sanders

 

[Smug Chuckler]

Hi Tulsi, bye Tulsi

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

on one hand, im happy to see gabbard is back in the debates (even if shes been pro-impeachment lately)

on the other hand, who on earth is tom steyer and why is he in the debate (and not that one other meme candidate, williamson)

Tom Steyer is a neo-liberal billionaire business man who's an environmental nut and REALLY wants to impeach Trump. Best known for running an impeachment campaign on Trump and being very rich. Use to be involved in banking and hedge funds, but in 2012 he launched NextGen America, a nonprofit organization that supports "progressive" positions on climate change, immigration, health care, and education.
He's in the debates because he's rich and somehow met poll requirements.

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Williamson is probably too busy trying to kill Big boss and conquer Outer Heaven.

She's also working on her dancing skills

 

[zap2theextreme]

on one hand, im happy to see gabbard is back in the debates (even if shes been pro-impeachment lately)

on the other hand, who on earth is tom steyer and why is he in the debate (and not that one other meme candidate, williamson)

He's a dipshit lib billionaire that got on the impeachment train early (like literally the second Trump got in office) you've probably seen one of his impeachment ads on TV without even realizing it. Got into the debates by building a huge mailing list from aforementioned ads that he used to target people for donations

 

[heathercho]

vote bernie sanders corpse

FTFY

 

[AbyssStarer]

Can they please just kick everybody but Yang, Bernie, and Tulsi? Candidates should be dropping as these continue not increase.

How long until Spanish?

 

[Ruin]

Why is Beto still in the mix? He's polling at 0% nationwide.

 

[zap2theextreme]

FTFY

a literal rotting Bernie Sanders corpse would be preferable to any of the other Dem candidates imo

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Why is Beto still in the mix? He's polling at 0% nationwide.

They really should get rid of him. He's ruining the "Dems don't want to take your guns" and "Dems don't hate regular white Christian Americans" narratives.

 

[heathercho]

Can they please just kick everybody but Yang, Bernie, and Tulsi? Candidates should be dropping as these continue not increase.

How long until Spanish?

Tulsi is always going to obey, Yang is a Chinese spy who wants communism and automation - Bernie is your only hope and he'll be bumped off by Hillary if he even gets close. Give up and just let the establishment libs lose this one.

 

[Maxliam]

Why is Beto still in the mix? He's polling at 0% nationwide.

It's pretty typical primary fodder right now. Come the beginning of next year, you'll see a lot of them drop like flies.

 

[Ruin]

Jesus Christ Biden needs to ease up on the botox. He looks like a Berserk villain.

 

[Drunk and Pour]

Nice. Didn't know about this and just happen to be off tomorrow, so I can get nice and loaded.

God, I hope Democrats get so crazy that Tulsi flips to Republican and runs in 2024 and wins so we can have a PILF, a President I'd liketo Fuck. Women had JFK. I believe in equality, god damn it. Or a secret sex tape leaks. Ether/or, both are fine.

on one hand, im happy to see gabbard is back in the debates (even if shes been pro-impeachment lately)

on the other hand, who on earth is tom steyer and why is he in the debate (and not that one other meme candidate, williamson)

I expect Sanders to drop dead of a heart attack live on camera, and then Williamson astral projects behind his podium and finishes off the debate.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

What are they even going to debate? What's left to discuss? They all agree on everything, except for Gabbard and Sanders.

And even then, it's super close. It's like trying to tell all those old white neocons from the early 2000s apart. I know its a cliche that all politicians are alike but I swear to God if some of them weren't different colors/genders it would be positively indiscernible who was speaking.