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jajaja fuk u france
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FRENCH
Racial Characteristics:
Sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. They take filthy pictures of each other with cheap cameras, wash nothing but their cunts, fight with their feet, and perform sex acts with their faces. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.
Good Points:
Invented the blowjob.
Proper Forms of Address:
Froggy, froggy-wog, frog-eater, French-lips, Franco fuck-face, clit-lick.
An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the French Character:
A Frenchman goes home with his best friend and they find the friend's wife laying naked on the dining room table with her legs spread apart. The Frenchman takes a close look at her cunt and says, "Zees looks like zee menstrual blood!" Then he bends down, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Zees smells like zee menstrual blood!" Finally he gets down on his knees, eats her out for about twenty minutes, and says, "Zees tastes like zee menstrual blood! Without a doubt, it eez zee menstrual blood! Mon dieu, I am glad zat we did not fuck her!!"
Racial Characteristics:
Sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. They take filthy pictures of each other with cheap cameras, wash nothing but their cunts, fight with their feet, and perform sex acts with their faces. Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine, they gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language.
Good Points:
Invented the blowjob.
Proper Forms of Address:
Froggy, froggy-wog, frog-eater, French-lips, Franco fuck-face, clit-lick.
An Anecdote Illustrating Something of the French Character:
A Frenchman goes home with his best friend and they find the friend's wife laying naked on the dining room table with her legs spread apart. The Frenchman takes a close look at her cunt and says, "Zees looks like zee menstrual blood!" Then he bends down, takes a deep whiff, and says, "Zees smells like zee menstrual blood!" Finally he gets down on his knees, eats her out for about twenty minutes, and says, "Zees tastes like zee menstrual blood! Without a doubt, it eez zee menstrual blood! Mon dieu, I am glad zat we did not fuck her!!"
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MIMES.
I rest my case.
I rest my case.
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This is a thread to make fun of France, not the German language, you dumbass.
So that's why oral sex is called in German i.a. "Sex auf Französisch"!!
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The French treated Tommy Wiseau badly. So fuck them.
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Never go to France. The whole country smells Vichy.
How do you castrate a Frenchman? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Have you heard of the French Army Knife? Its kind of like a Swiss Army Knife, but instead of a multitude of blades and tools it only has a corkscrew, a cheese knife, and a spring-loaded white flag.
How do you castrate a Frenchman? Kick his sister in the jaw.
Have you heard of the French Army Knife? Its kind of like a Swiss Army Knife, but instead of a multitude of blades and tools it only has a corkscrew, a cheese knife, and a spring-loaded white flag.
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I understand France conspired with Michael Snyder to ban Chris from the GAMe PLACe.
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We should just sink France into the ocean, I mean even if we do kill everyone there the land is no longer usable by humans after so long of being tainted by these inhuman creatures.
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