Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

I am embarrassed to have arrived so late to the party but nonetheless, it's been really fun sifting through this thread. I thought no one could top Ian and Anisa, but Francis might just give them a run for their money. Honestly shocked to think that this thread didn't get a feature. It was so entertaining reading through it. 2025 has been a very productive year for the lolcow milking industry

Francis is where he belongs, holed up with his fellow pedotroon fuckwits and I eagerly await his comeback!
Hey you arrived, thats good enough for us lot! If he continues even at a slower trot I can see him reaching the running for Gegbvll but hes up against some pretty fierce contenders and we do have a ways to go till then. Anything could happen with this one and I think that his unpredictability is entertaining to a degree. I have no doubt he watches keenly from his insulated hugbox. Everything thats said or done here reaches him within the hour, I have no doubt. 2025 has spoiled us indeed. We have a wiki project to replace the one that got taken down if youre interested, dcss can add you to the mailing list if thats your sort of thing. I dont believe Frank done and its only a matter of time with him, hes very cyclical
 
It did get featured once actually. But yeah I think people on this forum would get a kick out of this thread.
I was referring more to the recent developments, like his dev going rogue and our findings about the 15 year old he raped, but I appreciate the clearup

We have a wiki project to replace the one that got taken down if youre interested, dcss can add you to the mailing list if thats your sort of thing.
I'm a really shit writer and I just prefer sitting back as a spectator, so I'll pass. But if nothing else, I'll be around to enjoy all of your guys' good work.
 
holed up with his fellow pedotroon fuckwits
Frank has now started malding about PrintGOD on the server. All screenshots/videos sent from an anonymous source.
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Frank malds about M3ows sloptube video.
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Frank sings.
 
i wonder who the very first documented lolcow in history would have been in this case
I could make a strong case for most of the Olympians being lolcows to some degree. Most mortal Greeks whose names survive the historical record, both real and mythological, would count too - see also: Archimedes sperging out at Romans for scuffing his mathematical diagrams until they stabbed him to stop the autistic screeching.
 
Frank has now started malding about PrintGOD on the server. All screenshots/videos sent from an anonymous source. [...]

This caught my attention.

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Two things - first of all, this is much more than just a "shame". You constantly kept fucking with Printern's team with your extremely excessive plans for the future of the game, while it wasn't even halfway through the initial stages of being actually built by your devs - whom you've still yet to pay. Feature creep but 1000x times worse, because I can't exactly think of any other game that'd be a competitor to Printern. It's a relatively unique concept (doesn't mean it's good), haven't seen many games like it before. What I'm trying to say is (I know you're reading this Frankie) - you kept interrupting/fucking with any ongoing development on the game with your forward thinking, when the basis itself hadn't even been completed. And yet you still wonder why the project didn't go forwards when you were still leading it.

And second of all, Frankie boy, life doesn't just "go on" when you have accusations as severe as yours being held against your character. Imagine if any relatively important figure got exposed for doing something akin to what you did with that 15 year old girl in the psych ward. They'd have to stop dead in their tracks to even start THINKING of a response to the resulting outrage. You're lucky that your presence in the normiesphere seems to have relatively died down as of late (not for long however, what with your statutory rape + the new video M3ow just published regarding your recent activity) - were you to have any type of more significant presence, you'd have your life completely fucked over and totally ruined by now (not like it isn't those 2 things already. Just sayin'). Also, on this note, please tell your mother about the fact you raped a minor while you were still being interned in the psych ward. I think it's very important info she NEEDS, not "should", needs to know.
 
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If Printern actually gets made, I will make a Roblox account specifically to play it, because I can't afford to donate and want to support in some way anyhow.
There is the game that Frankenfarter initially worked on as Printern renamed to something else made by @ferret vermin after Frankenfarter cut all ties with the OG Printern team during the whole "fucked a mentally ill 15 year old" arc. Of course, you'll never hear Frankenfarter talk about why he cut ties with the Printern team not because he's sorry and would like to move on, but because Frankenfarter would look bad because fucking a mentally ill 15 year old is a universally shitty thing especially given Frankenfarter keeps arguing his mental illness forced him to fuck a 15 year old.
 
The delusion of him thinking he could even make a game solo is pretty funny. He has none of the skills and he would have to outsource things to others to get them even made into something usable for what im guessing would be another roblox game.
Especially while being dead, that would be a huge accomplishment.
 
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