Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

[WallPayPurr]

Horrifying revelations afoot as Francis reveals his new "job" is working with children

https://x.com/smallenchungus/status/1882534808867459580

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Obligatory dramapost because it's been approximately 24 hours since he last involved himself in any
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In other news, Francis appears to have changed another alt to his old handle to prevent anyone from taking it. Take this with a grain of salt because there is a chance this isn't him. However the evidence seems to suggest it is.
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Spoiler: Mild Haram.

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At least he's consistent.

https://archive.md/6HcNK
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This links to his merch store which is the real eyebrow raiser. His other tweets appear consistent with Francis' particular proclivities going as far back as March 2024 OTOH.
Currently a tossup if this is him or just a very dedicated a-log
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Imagine your handler being fucking GooningFungus, that child is cooked!

 

[The Spoils of War]

Does Francis deserve a regnal number after his name? Were there three men named Francis Benditt before him?

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I've just got a question, as someone who knows Mojo, WHY are you all so obsessed with him and what he does?

insane cold open here but i have a fat retard fetish

i cannot stress enough how much this shit sucks

 

[Sarn’t]

Does Francis deserve a regnal number after his name? Were there three men named Francis Benditt before him?

Francis Joseph Benditt The Fourth​

Last of his line, purveyor of BBW, Connoisseur of farts, Artist of mediocrity, Master of Insane Cold Opens.

 

[buddyfellaadventures]

That Ocean guy bought up a decent point, not in the sense that they're super duper right and everyone should love francis actually! but I don't understand why you guys monitor him so closely? this is coming from a former friend, I don't really like him but at the same time I don't hate him, so I'm not defending him in any way, but he seems to be trying, right? I just think this is a waste of your guys' time when you could be going after people who're actively doing bad things, instead of some guy who just makes a fool of himself all day, you guys are talented with tracking shit down that matters and I feel like you're putting your effort into something completely useless, he clearly isn't listening
Insane cold closer here but I think francis is okay

 

[Battlefield42]

That Ocean guy bought up a decent point, not in the sense that they're super duper right and everyone should love francis actually! but I don't understand why you guys monitor him so closely? this is coming from a former friend, I don't really like him but at the same time I don't hate him, so I'm not defending him in any way, but he seems to be trying, right? I just think this is a waste of your guys' time when you could be going after people who're actively doing bad things, instead of some guy who just makes a fool of himself all day, you guys are talented with tracking shit down that matters and I feel like you're putting your effort into something completely useless, he clearly isn't listening
Insane cold closer here but I think francis is okay

He is a funny retard. That's why.

 

[buddyfellaadventures]

He is a funny retard. That's why.

I guess yeah but I saw someone say that y'all aren't obsessed but he hasn't done anything meaningfully bad in a while, I see it that he's trying in some capacity and that he's still fucking it up because, well he's him and he's a retard, but I think what matters is that he's trying, I can appreciate that you're having a good laugh over someone like he's a court jester but why bother when there's people who are way more interesting and an actual danger to others
It eventually comes off as obsessive rather than trying to be funny or do something important

 

[MoarTard]

That Ocean guy bought up a decent point, not in the sense that they're super duper right and everyone should love francis actually! but I don't understand why you guys monitor him so closely? this is coming from a former friend, I don't really like him but at the same time I don't hate him, so I'm not defending him in any way, but he seems to be trying, right? I just think this is a waste of your guys' time when you could be going after people who're actively doing bad things, instead of some guy who just makes a fool of himself all day, you guys are talented with tracking shit down that matters and I feel like you're putting your effort into something completely useless, he clearly isn't listening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql4JgBBgHA4

Insane cold closer here but I think francis is okay

excuses for faggotry, it will get worse.

Perhaps he should log off.

 

[Markass the Worst]

I see it that he's trying in some capacity and that he's still fucking it up because, well he's him and he's a retard, but I think what matters is that he's trying

Nigga you can't possibly be serious. I don't see it that he's trying at all. He's still behaving in the same way that earned him a thread here.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

I guess yeah but I saw someone say that y'all aren't obsessed but he hasn't done anything meaningfully bad in a while, I see it that he's trying in some capacity and that he's still fucking it up because, well he's him and he's a retard, but I think what matters is that he's trying, I can appreciate that you're having a good laugh over someone like he's a court jester but why bother when there's people who are way more interesting and an actual danger to others
It eventually comes off as obsessive rather than trying to be funny or do something important

Log off Francis.

 

[buddyfellaadventures]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ql4JgBBgHA4

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Perhaps he should log off.

I'm not trying to make fun when I ask this, how old are you? Surely you have anything more productive to do, Like francis has a job and his own home now, is that not enough? People take time to improve, and I'm not saying he's 100% improving, we don't know that and honestly I really think he's gonna drag himself back down eventually, but I have hope, maybe I'm just too trusting in people, but that isn't a bad thing

 

[MoarTard]

I'm not trying to make fun when I ask this, how old are you? Surely you have anything more productive to do, Like francis has a job and his own home now, is that not enough? People take time to improve, and I'm not saying he's 100% improving, we don't know that and honestly I really think he's gonna drag himself back down eventually, but I have hope, maybe I'm just too trusting in people, but that isn't a bad thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLf3VFKNqYA

 

[buddyfellaadventures]

I'm gonna take the francis advice and log off because it's getting to actual morning hours and I have shit to do today
I know none of you guys can be changed by some random but I'm glad I got to speak at the very least
Have a good day everyone

 

[MoarTard]

I'm gonna take the francis advice and log off because it's getting to actual morning hours and I have shit to do today
I know none of you guys can be changed by some random but I'm glad I got to speak at the very least
Have a good day everyone

I wouldn't be surprised if you ended up getting fired for unprofessional behavior at work Francis.

 

[The Spoils of War]

I can appreciate that you're having a good laugh over someone like he's a court jester but why bother when there's people who are way more interesting and an actual danger to others

Because Francis is just as funny as those people. Besides, he claims that minors should not be involved with fetish content but follows many.

 

[Brown People are Gross]

I made a little program that automates Francis' 'cold open' tweets. Every time you press enter, it generates a random eye-opening statement from a small bank of words.


I'm hoping to implement a GUI soon.

 

[Prime King Von]

I'm gonna take the francis advice and log off because it's getting to actual morning hours and I have shit to do today

I too, start my morning by defending porn addicts who interact with children on twitter (and now irl!) on kiwifarms, ever since it’s been apart of my routine I feel like a whole new man.

Cute moralfag moment at the end there too lol

 

[armfleshween]

I guess yeah but I saw someone say that y'all aren't obsessed but he hasn't done anything meaningfully bad in a while, I see it that he's trying in some capacity and that he's still fucking it up because, well he's him and he's a retard, but I think what matters is that he's trying, I can appreciate that you're having a good laugh over someone like he's a court jester but why bother when there's people who are way more interesting and an actual danger to others
It eventually comes off as obsessive rather than trying to be funny or do something important

Nigga, this is kiwifarms.

 

[average sunglasses]

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he's trying to pull a BG Kumbi but he just can't do it. he's been done for long before he could to begin with.

 

[VientreGordo3000]

That Ocean guy bought up a decent point, not in the sense that they're super duper right and everyone should love francis actually! but I don't understand why you guys monitor him so closely? this is coming from a former friend, I don't really like him but at the same time I don't hate him, so I'm not defending him in any way, but he seems to be trying, right? I just think this is a waste of your guys' time when you could be going after people who're actively doing bad things, instead of some guy who just makes a fool of himself all day, you guys are talented with tracking shit down that matters and I feel like you're putting your effort into something completely useless, he clearly isn't listening
Insane cold closer here but I think francis is okay

ok now im suspish that these are just Franky on a bunch alts larping as friends. Two back to back completely unrelated? doubtful.