Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

[five of em]

YOU'RE GONNA CARRY THAT MOJO. Or: How I learned how to stop worrying and milk the cow.

I messaged @ferret vermin to try to get to the bottom of what I call "Francis Enslavement Nigga Rape Syndrome". I asked a couple questions at first, trying to gauge the relationship and just how far this nigga was willing to go for Francis. (Not very far at all lol this nigga francis has no friends)

Spoiler: the mojo

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(editors note: this nigga forgot to put question 4 in the original message)
(also nice failed thumbnail)

Spoiler: francis mald

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THIS WAS INDEED... NOT THE STRAW THAT BROKE THE CAMELS BACK THIS NIGGA KEPT PLAYING DEFENCE.
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FRANCIS CONTINUES HIS LYING STREAK, THIS TIME LYING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH A (THEN) 15 YEAR OLD GIRL.
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In the end, nothing ever happens. He's gonna keep working for Francis, the game is never coming out, and it'll go the way of the fagony arena.

I bet you reuben sim would have a field day with this idea lol. He knows firsthand how easily roblox gooners bypass filters

 

[VientreGordo3000]

in the far (relatively speaking) future I can see Ruben Sim doing a video on Frank in a similar way to how he did MisterObvious all those years ago (that was almost a decade ago by the way. we’re old hags)

or maybe I’m just being , who knows

 

[dcss]

That image initially used in ts (this) thread was a screenshot I posted in a server once and it became an inside joke in my greater circle to pretend to be me. all that happened was that the image lost the target audience and was starting to be used by people for malicious reasons, hence the usage in this thread.

This nigger is such a horrible liar holy shit. If he could lie about the inexcusable crime of having two kiwifarms accounts, what else could he and has lied about?

 

[Colon capital V]

This nigger is such a horrible liar holy shit. If he could lie about the inexcusable crime of having two kiwifarms accounts, what else could he and has lied about?

Yeah Frank, @dunkbunko @datsactuallymojo it's a real mystery why no one believes you for shit when you lie about the most smallest inconsequential details to people.
Now tell us what really happened between you and that kid you threatened and that disabled kid you played Roblox with.

 

[Oongok]

This nigger is such a horrible liar holy shit. If he could lie about the inexcusable crime of having two kiwifarms accounts, what else could he and has lied about?

I was going to find the post of his friend talking about the girl not being the same one, and unless I'm mistaken, he deleted it.

It is 100% the same girl for the record. The timelines match up, unless he happened to meet two separate girls of the exact same age at 2 different psych wards.

 

[dcss]

“although this still has a lot of content that is loosely planned this roadmap is officially outdated, please do not refer to it for future use.”

I know his private dev group chat looks like the furherbunker right now

 

[sexynigga.com]

lol noircaveat is probably one of the most troon-like nicknames i've heard
this dumbass nigga should've stuck to fallenchungus

 

[Colon capital V]

I was going to find the post of his friend talking about the girl not being the same one, and unless I'm mistaken, he deleted it.

It is 100% the same girl for the record. The timelines match up, unless he happened to meet two separate girls of the exact same age at 2 different psych wards.

@0 0 can you check and see if @fallenchungus' wrangler deleted any posted from this thread where he details about meeting up with a 13 year old at a psych ward for sexual relations? If that's something only Josh can do, then you or I can @ him.

EDIT: Nevermind, I think it's this quote:

only damaged mentally ill bitches.

 

[Vantablack Truth]

pretty much, the aim of the game is to print as many images as you can. it's not much different from a regular RNG game, except there's no dedicated hundreds of auras, hence why player RNG is listed as an "inspiration" since it's similar in the fashion of "randomly pulling ids," except it's images instead of users/usernames
you get the opportunity to place those papers in your cubicle, will save changes and all that, and you can generally just refurbish your place with props (though those won't be randomly generated). there's also a computer which you can surf the web on. i wanted to do something similar to windows xp where you had rudimentary computer games like minesweeper or space pinball alongside other things to kill time, like a shitty web browser or something of the likes
one of the most "marketable" things is probably the npcs. a few are planned, but you would be able to talk to them and fulfill missions with them, gain reputation with them, etc. i think what personally intrigues me is just the printing itself because i'm immensely adhd riddled

that general rundown is probably why a lot of y'all don't like it, it's not the most fulfilling gameplay loop but you get to aim for your own goals methinks

But how do boss fights fit into this? The gameplay loop seems completely incompatible with combat mechanics. Do you race to see who can print more images in a given time, or get a gun, or what?

 

[Mos]

Checked if he already made an account on Xitter under his new alias. The username is unfortunately taken by an older account, but...

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How could the stars align so perfectly that an alias he decides to switch to is already taken on Xitter by someone completely random unaware of Francis, called "BRAPGOD" with a pfp of incredible gassy?

Nevermind, he's aware of Francis and it's likely he just snatched the username


I glanced through the followings/followers, and aside from a bunch of groomed minors, I don't see any correlation with Francis' followings/followers so I'd say it's not him. Does anyone here have access to the past Xitter usernames tool?

 

[Oongok]

@0 0 can you check and see if @fallenchungus' wrangler deleted any posted from this thread where he details about meeting up with a 13 year old at a psych ward for sexual relations? If that's something only Josh can do, then you or I can @ him.

EDIT: Nevermind, I think it's this quote:

It was ferret vermin who deleted it, I don't recall the exact wording but he posted the DMs from Zach and was assuring everyone that Francis claimed it wasn't the same girl

 

[dcss]

I would like to thank @Colon capital V for quoting the post above, and @fallenchungus' wrangler for being the biggest faggot in the world and leaking his boyfriend's ex.
Isabella / @WHOOPSYISTINK is the main mystery of Francis. The 15 year old from the psych ward he met when he was 13 that he had sex with (PROOF BELOW)

Archive of entire twitter with media
She is a member of "shedtwt" (self harm eating disorder twitter), and regularly participates in starving herself, cutting herself, amongst other disgusting things.

Her account has been inactive since late december 2024, but she was actually very active in no other but Franky's twitter before it got stolen. The worst part, Francis pretty much gave her no attention despite her constantly defending him in his mentions. (Not very chivalrous, Frank)

Here's her saying Frank has a micropenis.

Some more Francis defense. (to absolutely no mention from him.)

She is the photographer of the infamous Francis photo. (Proof Below.)

It was right in front of us the whole time. + Of course she's a victim of EPI.

She bought this T-shirt for Francis, then took this photo of him.

Now for the bombshell... THE PROOF THEY HAD SEX
Francis fucking tweeted about it, and liquid forgot to scorch earth the account when he got it.

So this proves without a shadow of a doubt, that Francis while he was 18 years old, had sex with a mentally ill 15 year old girl, then lying about it to @ferret vermin when confronted about it.

TOTAL FRANCIS DEATH.
Edit: Keeping Francis's lie up here.

 

[Mos]

Isabella / @WHOOPSYISTINK is the main mystery of Francis

I found this back when @fallenchungus' wrangler came here, thought it was a nothingburger. Good findings

 

[Star Classic]

So this proves without a shadow of a doubt, that Francis while he was 18 years old, had sex with a mentally ill 15 year old girl, then lying about it to @ferret vermin when confronted about it.

>Frankie has most likely had sex and is therefore no longer a virgin

So, barring the fact that it was probably disgusting and no one should ever stick their dick in crazy, it still means its time to step up our game even more Kiwis.

 

[Jeremiah Thompson]

I don't recall the exact wording but he posted the DMs from Zach and was assuring everyone that Francis claimed it wasn't the same girl

messaged @ferret vermin to try to get to the bottom of what I call "Francis Enslavement Nigga Rape Syndrome"

Is this the post you're talking about?

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

I am fucking horrified but not surprised. The way he downplayed everything bad he ever did it was just him running from his fucked up problems. I hope we can all agree now he is a predator and he feels no remorse actively lying to a pathalogical level about pretty much any and everything.

edit: oh god those poor rats she owns.

 

[Space Police]

wow he really is a 'blox/FNF pedo. Can he get a horrorcow tag now?

 

[dcss]

I am fucking horrified but not surprised. The way he downplayed everything bad he ever did it was just him running from his fucked up problems. I hope we can all agree now he is a predator and he feels no remorse actively lying to a pathalogical level about pretty much any and everything.

edit: oh god those poor rats she owns.

Using a mentally ill 15 year old to fulfill your deranged fantasies of "eating butt" is rock bottom for Francis. I hope that nigga dies genuinely.

 

[Mos]

You left out the best part

Now for the bombshell... THE PROOF THEY HAD SEX

She replied with 'cado to Francis' post. Post and reply are just 3 minutes apart. This might be me just being a schizo but it'd add further credibility to them being close, perhaps spending time together as they were talking how they'll post these

Spoiler: NSFW

It could be interpreted in a million ways but posting that imo just confirms it more that they did something more than just butt eating

 

[dcss]

You left out the best part
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Cinematic level foreshadowing