Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Xitter Artist who was popular until he suicide-baited 7+ times, Sent his fans after his aunt, Abused his family and went homeless, Posts his fat fart fetish content where minors can see, Spergs in his own thread, DoorDash’s #1 Customer, Pathological liar

[Oongok]

you now can at https://ko-fi.com/starveldt !!
also, you can make your nickname Francis Joseph Benditt IV or whatever you want, it'd be funny as fuck. i encourage it

There's a comedic irony in the idea of Kiwi Farms contributing more to the development of Printern than Francis himself did.

What is the total gross amount he's contributed to development costs by the way?

 

[ferret vermin]

What is the total gross amount he's contributed to development costs by the way?

literally 0$. he only promised funds but never paid anyone out. i have these screenshots:


all that money's probably gone to doordash now though so

 

[Metallic Blood]

posting this because i found more stuff we disagreed on in development for anyone curious (cc @slungus22)
remembered when he constantly wanted to shove pinheads into FOI (full of it studios) stuff, this was during the "crashout survival" era which i deadass was not for at all lol. not sure what this guy's problem was and why he wanted to include pinheads in an original concept that i thought was perfectly good without the need of his shitty ass pinheads

Spoiler: pinheads in foi

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oh also he wanted to include zalgite (the thing below) as a canon force in the story and i remember arguing about wanting it completely redesigned to NOT be a pinhead

Spoiler: zalgite + explanation

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here's my final disagreement abt zalgite and his inclusion/design

Spoiler: zalgite argument

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spoiler alert: the sendoff to datsmojo was him fucking a 15 year old
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lowkey a few members of the team did disagree with me but i really just didn't feel him having a body like that lol. it really was just because he was a pinhead and i just really thought the body looked ugly as fuck and didn't fit the head/design
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reference btw
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i think you can tell we had vision clashes a lot lol

As a guy who loves lore 'tism in my media, this just feels empty. Whats the point of creating pinhead lore besides stroking your own ego? Nobody really cares on why Derpina was pranked by a Troll Face, and no one shall care about the character development of Mr. "bro visited his friend" .

You're a clown Frank, not a writer, learn your place.

 

[NuIItley]

I feel like we should add something about him raping that 15-yo girl to the thread title.

all that money's probably gone to doordash now though so

Sincere question, if you can answer this, how many times does Francis order DoorDash per day? Does he do it for all his meals (breakfast, lunch, dinner)? Does he skip a meal by just not ordering anything at all (probably not, look at him)?

 

[crackers breakfast]

not the one with the bullshit like Q2 2026 or whatever lol. that wasn't discussed with the team or me
it was moreso a roadmap i asked him to do when we first started working on the game, but the newest one he made has been shortened back to the pre alpha and i still have to touch it up later. copied the google doc for it too
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getting a ko-fi set up right now though if y'all were curious

also, another edit, i was the one that wanted the pre alpha to be pushed to june since my may is going to be incredibly busy, and i don't know how much time i can spare on the game

hopefully francis will be the only diddler yall had to deal with

 

[Colon capital V]

Bro raped his friend.

 

[ferret vermin]

Sincere question, if you can answer this, how many times does Francis order DoorDash per day? Does he do it for all his meals (breakfast, lunch, dinner)? Does he skip a meal by just not ordering anything at all (probably not, look at him)?

it was atleast once per day. maybe walked to wawa a few days but genuinely every day he ordered doordash. i'm not sure if it was once or twice a day but i can tell you most definitely once in the midday and in the morning iirc from some calls. might've dashed all three courses

 

[dcss]

Horrifying, if we follow the assumption that he door dashed 12k in 5 months or so he must’ve been door dashing everything. Even bottles of coke

 

[Ottomans]

Francis if you ever stop using DoorDash let us know so we sell our stocks of the company.

 

[Jeremiah Thompson]

he must’ve been door dashing everything

I wonder if he doordashed the pills he was going to try to overdose on

 

[crackers breakfast]

always ordering doordash without even trying to go in bearest grocery store is some terminally online hikikomori shit, its almost as if he wants to be terminally online

 

[MeetYourMojo]

Bro raped his friend.
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and why does her age. FUCKING. MATTER!!!!

 

[GuPanzercel]

"We had a good thing, you stupid son of a bitch. We had pinhead comics. We had a String. We had everything we needed, and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, cooked, and ordered as much DoorDash as you ever needed. It was perfect. But no, you just had to blow it up. You and your porn addiction. You just had fuck a 15 year old."

If you'd done your job, known your place, we'd all be fine right now

 

[Psychonaut]

As of writing this. This page has officially more pages than Shitfolf.

 

[jenna raiding]

Here are archives for all the /raid/ threads on 'chungus because they're kino and started his downfall
thread #1: https://archive.is/CQkno
thread #2: https://archive.is/rkqT8
thread #3: https://archive.is/ViECZ
I swear there was a 2.5 thread but i couldn't find it

 

[dcss]

started his downfall

Imagine if frank never clicked on that fart garrys mod video

 

[ferret vermin]

found mojo's boss character notes because i forgot he wrote them in the printern bible and holy shit

he used to talk about how cazz was his self-insert but just look at how he wrote boss

 

[dcss]

The duality of man. "I'm not a rapist and you will be hearing from my lawyers" to "why are you guys so mean to me "

 

[Mos]

ETA on another Commentary Slop vid on the recent shitshow?

M3ow is supposed to drop a video on Francis this week

 

[Colon capital V]

M3ow is supposed to drop a video on Francis this week
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Hey M3ow if you're reading this, now that Frank is outted as a certified pedo sexpest groomer freak, maybe now you can actually credit the Kiwi Farms for their detective work instead of leaching off all our hard work without full credit like every other Commentary faggot youtuber like you!